Dracula Returns!

Dracula Returns!
Robert Lory | Kensington Publishing | 1973 | 189 pages

Robert Lory’s first installment in his nine-volume Dracula series reads more like a thirties pulp men’s adventure than a seventies horror, with the fabled Count (like an attack dog on a short leash) weaponized and employed in service against the criminal underworld.

Professor Damien Harmon, academic of the occult arts, is a former criminal investigator with a grudge against the street gang whose vicious near-fatal attack left him confined to a wheelchair. Harmon’s pursuit of the weird sciences has led him to develop a number of unusual tools to use in his fight against crime, including a keen personal telekinetic ability. 

Joined by Cameron Sanchez, a brawny ex-policeman, Harmon fights gangsters and hoods populating seedy rough streets and seedy waterfronts, an old-school world of crime in which Dick Tracy or The Shadow wouldn’t seem out of place.

Approached by Ktara, a strange woman with the ability to shapeshift into the form of a cat, with an unusual proposition, Harmon eventually travels to Romania on a mythic quest: revive the slumbering remains of Count Dracula. 

Harmon has his own agenda, however, and will not be made the pawn of the vampire and his familiar. Before resuscitating the legendary figure, he implants a small device near the vampire’s heart. It contains a sliver of wood that Harmon is able to trigger telepathically, ensuring that Dracula follows his instructions or be struck down with a tiny stake to the heart.

Dracula’s hunger for blood, coupled with the restrictions created by Harmon’s device, essentially forge him into a violent weapon to be used against the crime organizations running the city.

Dracula Returns! reads very much like the first volume of a series, establishing the characters and setting up the basic premise. The tenuous truce between Dracula and Harmon is the central tension of the story, threatening to come undone if the professor’s device ever fails. Although Dracula is essentially a secondary character, when he is let loose by Harmon, violence and mayhem follow–usually against a group of rather unlucky thugs.

A few ruminations on the nature of evil are sprinkled throughout, along with a tease on the origins of Dracula. Ktara suggests that he is much older than the Transylvania myths, incarnating through various forms back over the centuries to a civilization currently lost to history. 

Perhaps future installments will reveal another potential genre mash-up, answering the question, “Is Dracula actually the Man from Atlantis?”

Who Killed You, Cindy Castle?

Who Killed You, Cindy Castle?
Kirby Carr | Canyon Books | 1974 | 190 pages

Vietnam veteran Mike Ross is a private investigator by day, a masked avenging angel of justice by night. Disturbingly, his hooded costume and propensity for extreme violence position him closer to the Zodiac killer than to Batman.

Ross is contacted by Vivian Taylor, a potential client concerned about the whereabouts of her missing roommate, Cindy Castle. Upon arrival for their first meeting at Vivian’s apartment, Ross discovers her body, badly beaten and drained completely of blood. 

Attempting to trace the identity of the person who referred Vivian to his services, Ross tracks down the location of an old army buddy suffering from substance abuse and post-traumatic stress issues. Ross eventually discovers his body, also badly beaten and drained of blood. Using his police contacts, Ross uncovers a series of similar killings, along with a mysterious rash of blood thefts around the city.

However, Who Killed You, Cindy Castle? is not really a mystery, nor is it a horror story. Although references to vampirism and an easy acceptance of the legitimacy of the Dracula legend are sprinkled throughout the story, Ross’s investigation into the potential vampire killings takes a back-seat to the blunt violence of his alter-ego, the Hitman.

Hitman doesn’t really perform any skills of deduction, he simply uses the excuse of finding Cindy Castle to launch a series of brutal attacks against the crime family supplying the drugs that addicted his old army buddy. He goes in–guns blazing–to the nests of the mafia thugs, leaving few alive. A self professed judge, jury, and executioner, Hitman embodies an adolescent male power fantasy, the unstoppable hero righting wrongs in a corrupt society. When he confronts a penultimate villain over their murderous nature, it’s hard to look past the hypocrisy of an avenging hero who is himself addicted, and arguably pleasured, by the act of killing.

The action is key here, however, not the underlying social messaging of the men’s adventure genre. There are a few key action set-pieces to keep the story moving, including Hitman working his way up a fifteen-story hotel, eliminating thugs floor by floor to reach the chief mafioso in the penthouse. Even that solution is not particularly deep: Knock, knock. “Room Service.”

Like much of the genre of its era, the book’s attitude towards its female characters is cringe-inducing by contemporary standards. There is also baked-in racism, with descriptions of the inherent barbarism of the enemy in Vietnam. Hitman’s martial arts master speaking in pidgin English is an even older groaner, a stereotype throwback all the way to Sax Rohmer’s Fu Manchu.

But for genre readers capable of overcoming these arguable large hurdles in the service of some cheap vintage thrills, there is also a Transcendental society in an old Venice Beach mansion full of naked, or nearly naked, hippie nymphomaniacs—who may or may not be addicted to blood sacrifice.

Jaws

Jaws
Peter Benchley | Bantam | 1974 | 309 pages

Too young to dream that my parents would ever take me to the screening of Jaws when it opened in theaters in the summer of 1975, I nevertheless managed to persuade my mother to buy me the Peter Benchley novel. Presented in a wire-mesh basket at the supermarket (possibly a Piggly Wiggly) check-out next to the impulse tabloids that shoppers browse while waiting in line, the Bantam paperback drove itself into my consciousness like the apex predator surging upward on the book’s cover. Since I couldn’t see the movie, I simply refused to be denied the book, which I consumed greedily (and somewhat haltingly, since it was clearly above my recommended reading level, if for content and subject matter rather than vocabulary) in a few sittings over the weekend.

How does the book hold up upon rereading after forty-plus years?

First, an obvious but critical disclaimer: This is not Steven Spielberg’s Jaws. However you feel about the director, his lack of subtlety or ham-fisted sentimentality, Spielberg’s consummate skill as a filmmaker and mastery of the techniques of the medium are fully on display in the film, even though he was only in his mid-twenties at the time of production. Jaws, the movie, not only established the foundation (for better, or for worse) for the summer blockbuster, but detonated a full-blown pop-cultural phenomenon.

Benchley’s novel lacks the bullet-proof construction and expert pacing of the film, allowing ample time to wallow in the melodrama of resort town life, with its perpetual tug-of-war between the tourists and the townies. The strained marriage between Chief Martin Brody, an Amity local, and his bored wife, Ellen, a former summers-only tourist who now longs for her lost lifestyle, occupies the emotional core of the novel. Even Matt Hooper, the ichthyologist from Wood’s hole, serves more as a catalyst for rekindling Ellen’s past life than as an agent for the study and capture of the shark plaguing the waters off Amity. 

Not that the book lacks suspense. The early chapters involving the fateful skinny dipper, Christine Watkins, and a doomed young boy on an inflatable raft deliver thrilling, visceral sequences. Lean, economical prose details the movements of the shark, signalling the fateful outcome of the encounters long before the victim becomes aware of the threat. Another attack, in shallow water barely at wading depth, is described via a third-person account, but still resonates with a primal horror, as the victim is repeatedly hit while onlookers attempt to pull him from the surf.

In contrast to the contemporary environment of “Mega”, “Super”, or “Ultra” prefix marketing hyperbole, it’s interesting to note that the monster shark terrorizing the swimmers of Amity is referred to simply as “the fish”.

The middle chapters tend to drag, including a long dinner party that underscores the tension between the Brody, his wife, and Hooper, but at the expense of further stalling the narrative. The overall pacing suffers another blow with the subsequent chapter, detailing Ellen Brody’s affair with Hooper. Awkward at best, their illicit encounter degenerates into wince-inducing territory as Ellen reveals some regressively outdated and offensive (by today’s standards) erotic fantasies to Hooper during their seductive tête-à-tête. The specifics surrounding the application of spray-on deodorant and the logistics of Ellen’s panties are probably not the best subjects for rumination while waiting for the great fish to resurface.

The story is completely transformed in part three, however, after Brody hires Quint, a laconic local fisherman, to catch and kill the shark. Although the melodrama from the mainland continues in the onboard tension between Brody and Hooper, the focus intensifies as the intrepid shark-hunters set out in Quint’s boat, the Orca, setting the stage for an epic struggle for the bragging rights atop the food chain. Quint is a compelling character, although his seemingly sudden obsession with the shark becomes a shorthand substitute for Captain Ahab from Moby Dick, a reduction that culminates in a haunting, even if overly familiar, image of his final demise.

Incidentally, I would return to that supermarket a few years later, age 11, and beg for the purchase of yet another impulse checkout display: Alan Dean Foster’s movie tie-in novelization of Star Wars. That one I took home and immediately read cover to cover, twice.

Where Have All the People Gone?

Where Have All the People Gone?
ABC Made-for-Television Movie | Starring Peter Graves, George O’Hanlon, Jr., Kathleen Quinlan, Vera Bloom | Written by Lewis John Carlino & Sandor Stern | Directed by John Lewelleyn Moxey | 74 minutes | Originally aired on October 8, 1974

Two weeks ago I was manufacturing plastic cups…”

Steven Anders (Peter Graves) and his children David and Deborah (George O’Hanlon, Kathleen Quinlan) choose an auspicious time to explore some caves in the California foothills. While underground, a mysterious solar flare kills most of the exposed population on the surface, leaving the rest not instantly vaporized to rapidly sicken and reduce to a scattered white powder.

Fearing for the safety of his wife in their Malibu home, Steven gathers his children for a trek across the now post-apocalyptic landscape of Los Angeles for what, he hopes, to be a happy family reunion. Along the way, they encounter a dusty wasteland devoid of people, but eventually link up with a few other survivors: Jenny (Vera Bloom), a nearly catatonic woman who has clearly suffered some unspeakable trauma, and Michael (Michael James Wixted), a young boy whose parents were murdered by marauding car thieves.

Filmed around the Agoura Hills suburbs of Los Angeles, the film has a grubby, blistering atmosphere that benefits the bare-bones story. The  quintent’s odyssey across a barren, de-populated wasteland establishes Where Have All the People Gone? as an effective mood piece. Although David, a college physics student, eventually postulates the causes of the disaster, they are simply nonsensical.

Overlooking the pseudo-scientific chain of causality between solar flares, earthquakes, and human disintegration allows the opportunity to enjoy the human drama along the way—and some mostly under-realized animal attacks. Day of the Animals would later embody the when-animals-attack genre, but here we have a brief cat assault, an unconvincing dog menace (with what appears to be a taped-down snarl), and an actual threatening dog pack.

Due to its short running time limited for its TV-movie time slot, the ending feels rushed, and unexpectedly positive for such bleak subject matter. The five survivors make a convenient surrogate family, as they set off for their new life together with some unearned, manipulated good cheer.

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Terror on the Beach

Terror on the Beach
Made-for-Television Movie | Starring Dennis Weaver, Estelle Parsons, Susan Dey, Kristoffer Tabori | Written by Bill Svanoe | Directed by Paul Wendkos | Originally Aired on September 18, 1973

A milquetoast dad and his family run afoul of a group of sadistic hippies during a camping trip on the beach in this modest made-for-television thriller with trappings of familial melodrama.

After their camper is run off the road by young hooligans in a dune buggy, Neil Glynn (Dennis Weaver) and his family proceed to an isolated stretch of California beach. Of course they are followed, but before the terror begins, family rifts are exposed as conversations around the campsite turn to matters relating to societal ills and the generation gap. DeeDee (Susan Dey) confronts her mother, Arlene (Estelle Parsons), over the role of the dedicated housewife in the burgeoning feminist era, while Steve (Kristoffer Tabori) decries his father’s ineffectual pacificim in dealing with their roadside tormentors. 

Interestingly, the father-son dynamic reverses the expected roles of the era, with the son advocating a more confrontational tactic. Steve’s potential call to violence seemingly contradicts his generation’s outrage over the war in Vietnam, and places his father in the position of humanizing the enemy. Steve’s view of his father arguably travels back yet another generation, channelling a bit of Jim Stark (James Dean) from Rebel Without a Cause, who suffers a near existential embarrassment toward his own emasculated father Frank (Jim Backus).

The motivations of the faux family of hippies is never really explained, as their torment of the Glynn family slowly ramps up from simple intimidation to creepy mannequin stunts, nighttime audio terrors, and eventual campsite destruction, escalating finally in a violent dune buggy chase on the beach. If anything, the Manson-lite group of long-haired youth serve as a sort of cardboard bogeyman to Neil Glynn’s perception of a straight-laced family unit. Ultimately, the elder Glynn will have his mano-a-mano moment, as he reaches deep inside for some latent violence in a beatdown against the cult leader.

Overall, the thrills are scarce, with the most unintentionally horrifying scene coming as an enthusiastic family sing-a-long of I Went to the Animal Fair around the campfire. For Susan Dey, it’s certainly no Laurie Partridge moment singing back-up vocals on Come On Get Happy. Perhaps in some universe there exists a missed crossover opportunity as Partridge Family Terror on the Beach—but unlike Neil Glynn, Shirley Partridge (Shirley Jones) simply would not suffer the barbarity of a group of misbehaving flower children.

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The UFO Incident

The UFO Incident
Made-for-Television Movie | Starring James Earl Jones, Estelle Parsons, Barnard Hughes | Written by Hesper Anderson & Jake Justiz | Based on the Book by John G. Fuller | Directed by Richard A. Colla | Originally Aired on October 20, 1975

What exactly happened to Betty (Estelle Parsons) and Barney Hill (James Earl Jones) while driving on a desolate stretch of New Hampshire highway on the night of September 19, 1961?

Although suffering from a temporary amnesia around their experience, the anxiety produced by dream-fueled partial recollections lead the couple to Dr. Benjamin Simon (Barnard Hughes). Under a program of hypnotherapy, the Hills are finally able to unlock their memories and recount a horrifying tale of alien abduction.

Remembered events unfold at a deliberate and talky pace. James Earl Jones and Estelle Parsons dominate the screen time, in what is essentially a three-character play. Leisurely close-ups during the hypnotherapy sessions allow the actors to run the gamut from a modulated recital of actions, to nearly histrionic reactions to the horrors being revealed under hypnosis (plus the N’Hampshah accented cries of “Baaaaaaahneee!” when Betty refers to her husband).

The first full hour allows the dark New Hampshire roadside, and the prospect of what the couple has encountered, to establish an evocative mood. When the alien reveal finally occurs, their screen time is wisely minimized, often intercut with the character recounting the story.  Less is definitely more in the blinky-rubber-alien-head department.

The film depicts the couple as sincere about their belief regarding their abduction, but grounds both characters with an emotional foundation that offers a number of factors–including personal stress, the tension accompanying being an interracial couple in 1960s America, and the overall paranoia and anxiety from a potential Cold War era nuclear attack—that could possibly imprint themselves onto a shared fantasy.

Two decades before the X-Files claimed “The Truth is Out There”, this film suggested the truth is <points to head> in here.

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Sisters of Death

Sisters of Death | Starring Arthur Franz, Claudia Jennings, Cheri Howell, Sherry Boucher, Paul Carr, Joe E. Tata & Sherry Alberoni | Written by Peter Arnold & Elwyn Richards | Directed by Joe Mazzuca | 87 minutes | 1976

An occult-tinged sorority initiation leads to the death of a pledge in a prologue that teases a different sort of horror experience than the film actually delivers. 

[I watched Satan’s School for Girls. Satan’s School for Girls was a friend of mine. Sisters of Death, you’re no Satan’s School for Girls.]

Seven years after the hazing death, the surviving sorority members receive an anonymous invitation to a reunion in Paso Robles. Why Paso Robles; why NOT Paso Robles? Seemingly unfazed by their tragic past—or irresistibly drawn to the prospect of a full welcoming champagne brunch—they gather at a remote estate, only to find themselves trapped and isolated inside an electrified fence.

I really don’t think you should take a shower.

The purported culprit of this proto-slasher reveals himself early, as the sisters begin to be killed one by one. For a seventies horror, the film is remarkably tepid, almost playing like a made-for-TV project. The kill sequences are mostly bloodless, and the most suspenseful scene arguably involves a tarantula crawling across a bed. Later, the film resorts to another potential animal attack, this time a rattlesnake, to wake up its audience. Even after abandoning all pretense of reason with a laugh-inducing set-up involving a character announcing that—in the middle of all the murders—she intends on taking a shower, the ultimate payoff fails to generate any shock or titillation. 

Logic unravels completely at the finale, but the unexpected introduction of a gatling gun almost compensates.

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The Hephaestus Plague

The Hephaestus Plague
Thomas Page | Bantam Books | 1975 | 217 pages

Once you crack the chitinous shell of disbelief, the Hephaestus Plague delivers a skittering, insectile variation on the animals-run-amok theme so prevalent in seventies ecological horror.

Following an anomalous earthquake in a small North Carolina town, a previously unknown type of beetle issues forth from a newly-created fissure in the earth. Completely blind and equipped with an impenetrable shell, this throwback species living underground since prehistoric times also possesses a unique anatomical feature — two flint-like back legs capable of sparking fire. As a series of fatal fires spreads along the east coast, reclusive entomologist James Parmiter leads the academic drive to find a way of stopping the insects and their apocalyptic threat to society.

The details of the beetle’s cross-country march (via the tailpipes of cars) and their fiery reign of destruction are delivered in an almost clinical, detached state of observation. This sense of removal from affairs starkly contrasts Parmiter’s growing obsession with the beetles and the mystery surrounding their reproductive process. Withdrawing into the dingy confines of his basement laboratory, Parmiter arguably descends into madness as he conducts breeding experiments, first to unlock any potential vulnerabilities, but later to unknown ends.

After Parmiter successfully cross breeds the fire beetles with a common domestic species, events unmoor from any pretense of clinical foundations and take a firm detour into the realm of weird science. Swarming over his experimental notes and listening to his voice, the beetles develop an understanding of language, communicating with Parmiter by assembling words through formations on the wall: “Parmiter”, “No”, and eventually, “Kill”.

Parminter’s relationship with his experimental beetle Goldback recalls the special animal bonding formed with the rat from Willard, with Goldback following Parmiter from his bowl and listening attentively from his perch on the windowsill. Parmiter’s fog of madness obscures his motivations to the degree that his goal is uncertain. Is he attempting to stop the plague of beetles, or facilitating it?

A brief flirtation with body horror, after Parmiter’s lab assistant develops odd symptoms following a bite on the hand, ultimately leads nowhere, although another transformation akin to an interspecies amalgamation is later hinted. The expected heebie-jeebies in a purported insect horror are also mostly absent until the finale, when a character pushes knee-deep through a swarm of beetles.

The Fatal Flower

The Fatal Flower
Lynn Benedict | Avon Books | 1973 | 190 pages

After surviving a harrowing plane crash, Alice Whelan reunites with her estranged mother, Diana Hamilton, a former actress now living a reclusive life on a remote island off the Florida coast. On the way to visit the crumbling estate that Diana shares with her second husband, Leland Braddock, Alice sees a young girl chased down and abducted by a limousine driver. Later, she discovers the same car parked in the boathouse of her mother’s estate.

When she fails to convince the local sheriff of her story, Alice pursues her own investigation, determined to find the missing girl hidden somewhere on the island. Alice’s search ultimately leads to her discovery of Leland’s young daughter, Sarah, secretly locked in a solarium in a disused wing of the mansion. What follows veers unexpectedly off course from psychological mystery or family drama into the realm of … weird science.

In an effort to reverse the effects of aging, Leland and his son Justin, a university researcher in botany, have been conducting some unorthodox experiments with a variety of carnivorous plants in the estate’s greenhouse. The fallout from an early procedure involving a particularly deadly variety of flesh-eating plant species traps Alice in a surprisingly lethal encounter, while transforming a prospective victim into a potentially life-draining villain.

Alice wades through a fetid atmosphere of plant-based toxins, dangerous beds of tentacled flora, and some literal quicksand through to a final pungent whiff of full-on body horror, culminating in a rather unconventional, if not romantic, ending. The Fatal Flower first presents the trappings of a traditional mystery, only to send those expectations jumping off the rails.

However ridiculous, it’s all deadly earnest, even if Sarah can’t help unintentionally channeling a bit of Audrey, Jr. from Little Shop of Horrors. If only she sang out, “Feed me, Seymour!”

Come to Castlemoor

Come to Castlemoor
Beatrice Parker | Dell Books | 1970 | 205 pages

A dubious historical assertion on the purpose of neolithic stone circles underpins this gothic tale of a city girl stumbling towards uncovering a deadly secret in a small English village.

After the accidental death of her brother, Kathy Hunt packs up her belongings and moves from London to the evocatively named village of Darkmead to continue his research on the Stonehenge-like circle of standing stones dominating the moors outside of town. Accompanied by her maid Stella, a sassy girl with a seemingly singular fixation on strapping young farm lads, Kathy occupies her brother’s former house, a small cottage not far from the stone circles and under the malevolent watch of the village’s medieval castle.

Although Kathy considers herself a forward-thinking young woman, the character of Darkmead’s stone circle initially tests her Victorian-era sensibilities. The standing stones she encounters at Darkmead, unlike the purely architectural post-and-lintel forms at Stonehenge, overtly resemble phalluses. While searching for her brother’s missing manuscript, Kathy also discovers a similarly-shaped small stone necklace in his study.

Against the background mystery of her brother’s death, a familiar romantic melodrama unfolds, with Kathy at one corner of a potential love triangle. Cousins and Castlemoor residents Burton Rodd and Edward Clark both jockey for Kathy’s attention in their own fashion. The brooding Burton masks his attraction with a seemingly antagonistic attitude toward Kathy, whom he insists leave Darkmead at once. The ingratiating Edward charms on the surface, but perhaps hides a less sincere motivation. Meanwhile, Bella’s beribboned and corseted seduction of a hunky farm hand plays almost as a bickering comic relief.

Glimpses of figures in white drifting across the moors, possible sightings of lost loves in the gloom of the castle dungeons, and hints of a secret network at work in Darkmead all permeate the romantic shenanigans with some atmosphere of mystery and foreboding—although one character’s attempt at a secret handshake with Kathy comes off as unintentionally humorous.

The lessons learned: small towns harbor dark secrets, and misplaced trust ultimately leads to an unholy ritual on a sacrificial altar.