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For posting funny things said in roleplaying games -- preferably on LiveJournal or related blog communities, but AIM chat and offline humor is accepted. Easy rules: Quotes must either come from within a game (in-character), be about a game (out-of-character), or a mixture of both. All speakers must be identified clearly in whatever manner helps make the quote make sense. Remember: most readers are not familiar with your game. A quick note explaining the game and the situation are appreciated, but keep it brief. Quotes must be original -- ie. someone quoting JRR Tolkien (and nothing but JRR Tolkien) doesn't count. No quoting from locked or private entries without permission. This is a bannable offense. Credit all quotes by a link to where you found 'em or who said 'em, if you can. SISTER-COMMUNITIES: caughtsnippets (overheard IRL) lotrquotes (anything Tolkien) metaquotes (found on LJ) Other Communities of Interest dear_voices 09-24-2005 kielle/ _redpanda_'s husband has entrusted this community to my care with her passing. I still see this community as hers. I don't plan to make any changes on how it's run, save for any necessary removals of trolls and such from time to time. Thank you, Kielle, for thinking up this community idea, and for everything else you've done. - kuchenhexe <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> Remembering Kelly "Kielle" O'Guinn - 10-22-1972 - 09-22-2005
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Anonymous Ranter
This is "Just Rants"
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MisRed
Alis Volat Propriis
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Jess Knoch
sadness or euphoria
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Jada
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Trouble
Trouble Is A State Of Mind
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Hello Mr Krinkle
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Acadia
This journal is property of a future evil overlord
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I took the Dartmouth ferry into the town...
You're the one thing that I'm leaving...
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The Very Mundane Journal of Alex Trenchard
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Stephen Herron
Northern Irish Lad
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sexonastick
a tegan & sara lyric.
One never knows when a homosexual is about.
jadekirk
Jade -"A Caffeine Addicted Author..."
Rule 23: Never Mess With An Author's Coffee If You Want To Live.
fionn_fezzic
Boys like me are a dime a dozen,
elsewhere7
Out of energy to wander.
shapranov
Шапранов Павел
Заработок в Интернете
razorzknight
I'm not a writer, I'm a rewriter.
Razor's Edge
inversed_enigma
Elizabeth
Bitch, Rant, Rave, Blah
thunderhowl
The Notorious B.L.O.G.
birkentree
Birkentree
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
Aurë Entuluva!
lazarwolfe
Lazar Wolfe
Lazar's Random Thoughts
wbicepuppy
the windy
my life
madwitch
Maddie T
Better than arsenic
xylia
Elise
Kuja Nuri
ichbinkeinenazi
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!
Taint of Madness... or perhaps not
orimornie
Dozer, who hates pants
the x-files; scully's adventures in wtfland
nathan_ashoka
Nathan Ashoka
Ground through the world.
glazomaniac
jane.
grits ain't groceries
twinkling_aqua
delly-bean
Waiting to follow
astara_17
cinnamon spider
the lights from the buildings and cars
thessalian
Thessalian
The Thessaliad
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OMWOS
OMWOS Tales
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illuminati
People grow, people change
uniquelyevil
|Spitting In Correspondence To The Breeze...|
-|Get OUT of my HEAD, mind you!!|-
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ssha
Cyn
Cyn's Little Den
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Sina
I live, I breathe, I let it rain on me
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Marionette
Leather Wings and Broken Strings
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Liz's Soap box
_rikiki
Mary
Lullaby for a Stormy Night
fearpatientmen
kayefierch
not a man -- but a cloud in trousers.
fair_witness
Fair Witness
golden_purple18
Jessi
Written in Purple Chalk
andiclarity
Andi
beccastareyes
Becca Stareyes
Musings from the Night
riak
Ri'aK
The Riak Rollercoaster
obervant_moose
Observant_Moose
pfloyd
pfloyd, the Floydian Slip
pfloyd's Thoughts and Rants
paleshadow
Dallan Lantagil, Invictus
The Book of Pale Shadows
one_true_eaglie
Andy/Eaglie
Trolling for Comments
ladymalchav
The spirited lovechild of Kaylee Fry and River Tam
My Own Little Corner of the World
asura
Asura-gati
The realm of anger, jealousy, and constant war.
serendipityhq
Dani
Rocks Fall. Everyone Dies.
unkyrich
An asshole for the forces of good.
Rants and Raves and Random Madness
liferun
Evermore
Black Muddy River
aesmael
Summer Snow
The Tyrant of the Seven Seas
eikiji
Special K!
Special K - Geek at Large
butwhywouldyou
Babble, ramble, fall over...
rianeva
Jenelle
Rianeva's journal thingie
omimouse
Naomi
Mouse in the Library
long_way_home_x
The scenic route...
strangething
Strangething
The Legendary Strangething
lordhylas
Evan Hughes
roll_soul
Zumi.EXE
♪ It's like riding on the wind, and it never goes away
streon
David
Extroverted Introversion
coyotesecurity
pholph
Ryan Dewalt
The Computer Minstrel, Teaching Data to Sing.
cheeriomonkey
momentary seizure of love
Toasted, Whole-Grain Psycho
cynamin
Cynamin
Are You a Good Witch or A Bad Witch?
kaelwinters
Dace
Kansou
almostfamous801
Nikki Lynn
Randomness
knightofend
yuuko
at gate 22
candidgamera
CandidGamera
Smile! You're On CandidGamera.
laele75
Dee
Cult of Dee
jijnasa
Dan/Skippy
The Road Behind
kuchenhexe
Küchenhexe (formerly Zanne Chaos)
Sing a song about the heartland
thalionar
Thalionar/Magpie/Irmgart
Thalionar's Journal
tozo
The Shadows
(ephemeral dreams of a maddened universe)
secanth
Secanth
Captain's Log, USS Confusion
goddramon
Endymion Mallorn
imaginary_num
Renko Usami
werekat
Werekat
Библиотека
tamaensouka
Carpe Draco
feels_like_fire
Music is my radar
Here Comes the Sun
piratekitten
Harlequin Girl
holding out for a hero
_ladyatropos_
Random ramblings...
dark_olim
mlle_skeetre
a series of detached cells
An Original Narko
sxyskeksis
Sweet as Shirley Temple Pudding
estradizione
lightning quick bungler
doctorx
Doctor X
This Journal Is Closed-Captioned For The Hearing Impaired
return2zero
Return to Zero
Back to Basics:
winter_ruins
Poison Envy
Kaira
perneseunicorn
Perneseunicorn
the_archmage
Book of the Archmage
rootfireember
Resurrecting Daily: Rootfire Embers
shadowalker
bow DOWN to shadow walker
bow down to shadow walker
canray
From The Mind Of Ray...
krisw
Kris
The Things I Think
lannamichaels
Lanna Michaels
My Homosexual Agenda
kitsunelady
Kitsunelady's Paradise
lizamanynames
Liza
I have Many Names
wyvernfriend
kyetsu
invisible_fool
clover_elf_kin
Because one life at a time isn't enough
cjtremlett
We are the universe made manifest, trying to figure itself out.
terminal_frost
Stripenfoxen
"Lost in thought, and lost in time."
luna_hoshino
Luna Hoshino
~* Lunar Flower *~
colegrey
rosasharn
and if you don't expect too much of me you might not be let down
joiedecombat
Joie de Combat
A Minor Variation
kenderbard
KenderBard
The Kender Bard
geek_rant
The Geek Rant
maramala
Skribulous
Notes Found in Skribulous' Lair
panteraonca
Pantera Onca
Merf!
zomg_its_stace
Stace
I'd Promise To Do Better...
jeltzz
Seumas
An Eschatological Convergence
shadowfell
Kristophelese the Mightee
Your rock 'n roll Joan of Arc
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True Blue Spark
Inventor's Log
ahumblepen
met my match today
trying to put the pin
thegreyqueen
Sub Machine Gun
Remember Me Near
madjak
Ghost in the ruins
kitty11chan
Kitty-Chan
eljuno
El Juno
El Juno's Fair and Balanced Livejournal
tendollarw3rd
sewinggirl
Random life and times
thegodmatt
Matthew S.
So Speaketh The God Matt
gamerchick
Beloved Porcupine
Idiolect
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Jafaria
Devious, Unreliable, Plotting Madwoman
anwyeth
Bitchings O' The Bard
tenshi_neko
Sin'
~ musings ~
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Indigoe
If I had a rocket launcher...
jenlittlebottom
Ari's imaginary friend
We are Jen.
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Casey
The diary of a ginger ninja
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Saffron Zephyr
Goblin Market
soberloki
Diaz
I will not eat spider plants and hallucinate behind the toilet.
reddalek
Oh no, Not again.
chriswiegand
Chris Wiegand
My journey through life
freakyferret
FreakyFerret
bardsong
Shannon
Ravings of the Semi-Lucid
amuckfiddy
Josh
Adventure Log!
maggiebloome
Captain Oblivious
Funky Headgear
nykeyoung
Nyke Young
A Tournament a Tournament a Tournament of Lies
agingerninja
Donna
trekkiefandom
Space: The Final Frontier
kintotech
(v) Kintotech
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
gzep
GzeP
hybrid of infinite worlds
jiltanith
a little lost data packet
The House of Purposeful Anachronicity
ladyleo
The Redheaded *Ki
~Each day is a blessing, each day is a lesson in the making~
revenant_vile
Rob
Cruel Lies and Vicious Slander
lightmagician
Illumination
kindredneonate
Kat Waterflame
Kat's Nightmare
kawaiispinel
Maybe I'm on nobody's side
::This is bitter earthquake weather::
kinkami
Ryuuen
FAITH IN MIND
monkeyfetus
MonkeyFetus
The Monkeyfetus, in her natural habitat....
megumichan6902
Will You Accept Your Fate?
kickingrad
GIRL THE BOY WONDER
Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?
tjhyper
JP Sylvrwolfe
Sylvrwolfe
dramaturgy
alive isn't sad // it is when it's over
and in the dark I can hear your heart beat, I tried to find the sound
bloodypoetry
Nos
Musings in Black and White
moons_storm
Storm Moon
The Storm Moon Breaks
euphoric_goth
Exstatic Brooding
eclective
Not Falling Off Ledges, Power and Wisdom
~ eclectivity // the boy aims for wild fields
lord_maahes
Revision Yang
2.0 Shameless in Song
jchaos
J Chaos
faile02
The Flints of Memory Lane (They call me Sarah)
These People Ought to Know Who We Are
darthadz
SeraphAdz
Spreading White-Feathered Wings
sheikm
Sheikm Riddle
The Stones of Blood
goldenwing6560
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?
janetlin
Sierra
Words... what do they all mean?
harukami
Harukami
Harukami's LJ - Nyamity Calamity
doctorpalpatine
Musings and paradoxes…
elmo_iscariot
Michael
szaleniec1000
Red Pen Reviews
missjean
Jean
Don't you realize now?
purple_kama
N-Akizuki
Moon Of The Seventh Night
atalantapendrag
Atalanta Pendragonne
frosttalon
Sagheer
Book of Thoughts
bastardsword
Ah! IT'S A PINK ELEPHANT! And it's MINE
laurasue
dreaming by day
llesnouh
Omni
Starless Night
marrowbourne
Man was not meant to know
A place Where I sometimes write
achana
Asia
Master of Dancing Strawberries
firehauke
Bent Feathers
catnip_martini
Il Gatto Puzzolone
raggio di sole arriva il nuovo giorno
skysong6161
SkySong
Hell's Kitchen
kitncaboodle
Kit Delaney
Kit 'N' Caboodle
rian_al
Artiamus Eric Imura
Canal North-Two, St. Olms Canto
mommaambrosia
Momma Ambrosia
My geekiness has a home now....
cpip
Christopher
Ramblings and Ruminations
fickle_goddess
Fickle
an unholy legend
enyalie
Kinky as a Cheap Garden Hose
I know how you feel. I just don't care.
ikona_rakasha
Chesire ballerina bondage pixie
xxnekojinxx
Gee-Nuh
twilightjoy
Joy
Sweet Baby Anita's Pure Diary
jaded_deceit
bodybag_pilgrim
Stranger Thoughts
trejo
Milkman Dan
Everybody Loves TS!
glorin
Occasional interruptions
landvaettir
Trying To Make Everyone's Day A Little More Surreal
draksila
Matt
Wanderer's Rest
grrlgamer4ever
Michelle
Karakura Town
arcadianmaggie
Arcadian Maggie on Live Journal
becka_mouse
If I was in WW2, they'd call me spitfire!
Oh, my.
deathpixie
Rossi
Itchy Feet
emotionalyweird
sugar.coated
not the end of the world.
afterf0rever
Steve
The Wild, the Beautiful, and the Damned
sarmajere
I shot the Albatross...I did not shoot the deputy
The Lass That Loves A Sailor
mwkilburn
M. W. Kilburn - The Life Of
chemlak
ratkrycek
True Neutral Elf Ranger Cleric
Explain the change, the difference between
terr_e
Edje
Welcome to Limbo
raingriffin
The Griffin Mage
Avian Revolution
cadeyrn
branden
you wasted life; why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?
shoemoney2night
Jess
hello.
realitydeviant0
Reality is Overrated
feliphil
To err is human, to purr is feline...
sciffy_circo
It could be worse...
micchi
;;♥;; i may perplex, but i'm not blind ;;♥;;
Story About A Girl
nothingtoregret
Regret
UESC K24 :: T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!
eoywin
Amanda Horetski
Mandy's Rants
njordsifusansoo
King Jeremy the Wicked
Life, the Universe, and why not, Everything
originalwacky
Lechery or Silver
Hole up merrily.
gentleman_lech
Brother Katana of Sweet Reason
Advances of the Gentleman Lech
aggressor
Ihr Feind
Just a patron on a ship of fools
dreadpiratekurt
Sarah
Ja das Ist eine Schnitzelbank
midnightvoyager
Middy
Brain-Attic
syckpuppy
Hurricane Charlie
Local Master of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
rottenshworz
The REVOLUTION will be synthesized!
axiom23
Lekhite
Nam-Shub
fechtbuch
Andy
Safe at Home!
jimmyjay1080
Jimmy Richards
Confessions of a Part-Time Revolutionary
spidersilken_ai
Ami Elizabeth
Insanabile cacoethes scribendi!
_megaman_x
Megaman X
brazenbells
Nishy
An Elf in Winter
morinon
Morinon
lord_zeratul
From The Desk Of The Patriarch
srixa
Dragoness Spirit
Sanctuary of the Dragoness Spirit
sawjockey
Tim
Nö süch thïng äs ä süpërflüöüs ümläüt
jaimas
Jaimas's Rants - Where Laughter Goes to Die
jediknightmuse
May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor
May the odds ever be in your favor
yodathedark
Yoda aka Dave or possibly Alexander...
This is not a blog
kenkenkun
amanda
A Dysfunctional Fairy Tale
badkitty1782
katiekins
katie~kittie~kat's litter box
wolfsamurai
WolfSamurai
WolfSamurai's Den
xlostxdreamx
Fanfics and Icons
madfishmonger
Meanderthal
mē-ǎn`dər-thôl'
kachichan
Kachi Aozora
suspenders4cats
Suspenders for Cats
emerald084
You've Got a Friend
But Our Back Is To Legends
staar_angel
Just Me
bowen_the_pup
Bowen_The_Pup
hrada
Hrada
bean_thing
Bean
mystyangel
Meow.
robbishone
Scribblybabble
sariel_di
Sariel
reynardo
Reynardo the Red
The Musings of the Midnight Fox
dame_montague
The Neurotic Redhead
Rant
kaeldragor
A Shadowed Pathway
raggedrobin
Ragged Robin
21st Century Girl
tycho
Fifty cents if you can pronounce my birth name.
Tycho's Terrible Tales
otakubilly
Billy the Otaku
Otak-U-BLY's Subsector
subtle_overlord
Selectively Cynical, Selectively Apathetic
jynnae
Gyoku
Delayed Introspection
glitterbats
The cyclops, Diamond
Contract with the Devil
broken_moons
MJ Willow
Books: Rare Medium Well Done
freyaw
Lets all scream together
startrekempress
Random Musings of a Confused Mind
mirisa_ardruna
Ardruna, The Round-Eared Elf-Lady
The Forest of My Mind
dkellis
Damien Kellis
Incoherent Ramblings
delirium_end