Old man yells at Internet

INDIANAPOLIS β Railing against “billionaire broligarchs,” local curmudgeon Ross A. Baker launched a broadside against the modern Internet in a feisty defense of the IndieWeb.
“Back in my day, we had personal web sites!” Baker published to his own domain. “We owned our content, our tools, our platform. Not some algorithm, hoovering up our data just to serve back slop.”
He lamented the Webβs homogenization. “It’s supposed to be eclectic. One real connection an some arcane interest is worth a thousand likes.”
Baker’s rant on open protocols was cut short by a more pressing question: whether he could smoke a pork shoulder from within Emacs.