He Speaks!

FOR SO IT IS ORDAINED

EVERY DUNGEON MASTER

MUST TALK IN A SILLY

 

ANGLO-AMERICAN*

DINNER THEATER ACCENT

* or Anglo-Australian

D20 and Gelatinous Cube Breed

And their baby will either roll the exact number you want, or eat a hole in your palm.

(start video at 2:00 for best effect)