Even on the ice, Gale can't help but top.

Don't worry - Gale and Randy are going to do pairs figure skating in the Olympics! Their shared passion and the perfection of their triple sowcows will surely win them the gold medal! SAID waxrose, COS SHE SELLS THE GOOD CRACK, YO. ♥

AND HELLO, WE HAVE PLAYS IN THE GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, TOO, ONE MISTER RANDALL AMADEUS HARRISON. You could have made us laugh and cry and find the meaning of life in leather as the gay Fonz, aaaaaay. But nooooooo.

ETA: And now there's fic lakjfdak! theleapingmuse gifts us with G/R Figure Skaters: The True Hollywood Story