OH FLIST THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE BDAY LOVIN'. Each and every post and gif and PM and virtual gift and email and card and lovely thing was AHHH-MAZING to come home to. With this last year being what it has been, just getting to this day was a huge cause for celebration for me and I'm so grateful you all were a part of it.

SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU GUYS. :XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Dear sweet severina2001,

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:X :X :X,
Ree

THANK YOU FOR BATTLING LJ'S SLO-MO LOADINGNESS TO WISH ME A HAPPY B-DAY AND MAKE ME KICK-ASS BANNERS AND SEND ME V-GIFTS AND HUGS AND KISSES AND GENERALLY MAKING ME CRY LIKE THE BIG OLE GIRL THAT I AM. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST EVAH.

OMG INTERNETZ I HAVE MISSED YOU.

To everyone who send me b-day wishes/gifts/PMs/sexual favors: I kiss you all now. I kiss you two times. With tongue! Thank you so much. ♥

Even Gale remembered me, seeing as the news broke about his new Hellcats gig ever so conveniently on my b-day. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR, GALEFACE, GETTING ME A PRESENT. And I know it's not official yet, so lemme just vote here for his character being gayer than a rainbow. You're all shocked, I can tell. Also, he's a law professor = Gale in awesome cheezy sweater combo suits. Yes plz!

Though, really, I saw your CSI:NY ep, dude. I'm just glad he's still employable after that. :| Oh, man, it was bad, y'all. He was golden when he wasn't talking. Then he suddenly turned into a William Shatner Acting Class graduate at the end and I. couldn't. stop. laughing. At least he was hella hot. Menacing looks good on him. Not that this is news to us. Hi, Mr. Kinney.

In other pressing matters: Good lord, where did this Gale pic come from? I wanna mash my swimsuit areas against it.

I was higher than Gale on the ganja between acting jobs after reading them all and I owe it all to youuuuse. :X think I answered everyone. If I missed any, lemme know so I can squish you and add ya in my b-day memories.

HOW I SPENT MY DAY, AKA BEST B-DAY EVAH:
Dayum. After two showings in a row, I was ready to blow the $2 second-run theatre in thanks.

P.S. MR KINNEY, YOUR FLOWERS MADE ME SNORTLAUGH SO HARD I LITERALLY GOT THE HICCUPS. I'VE SENT THE DOCTOR BILL TO TED. SINCERELY, REE ♥

The upside to being sniffly and congested and feeling like poo? Catching up on my old friend, teevee. ♥

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And last but definitely never least! Happy belated, suzvoy! I would totally snot on you, darling. ♥

Oh, my sweet mcfeste, I'm so glad you were born today. I heart you, girlie girl. :X

No Nuke this week was a most tragical situation, you guys. I'll just imagine that they're too busy humping like bunnies to come out from behind closed doors this whole time. At least a Jan 28th date got added to the schedule, woot!

Awesomesauce Pimp: I finally got to watch that Luke/Brian fanvid set to Pink's U & UR Hand that suzvoy recced awhile back. So funny, omg. Luke's expression during the "buh-bye" line aldfjas. Total win!

• Firstly, Happy Young & Beautiful Day, bigboobedcanuck, you sweet thang! ♥


OMGWTFBBQ NOAH, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
• "Luke doesn't have a crotch. Luke's like one of those action figures or a Ken doll. That's the secret of why they haven't done anything," Van the Man joked aldkfja. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE HIM?! A LOT OKAY.

• "Fay said her current goal is to get on the Oprah Winfrey show as a way of demonstrating that [Falling For Grace] has wide appeal." --here This has a .0001% of ever happening (sucks to be you, Fay), but... *imagines Gale on Oprah* Dude, with his "...um-ing" and Oprah's horribly bad habit of interrupting people, nothing he was asked would ever get answered aldfja.

• Luke/Noah made it into the show's bumper! I just learned it's called a bumper!

• Kathy turned down Dancing with the Stars, dammit. I really wanted her and BFF Lance Bass to be on next season together. *weeps* Also, I still need to catch up with the last 5 or so Kathy eps. I'm a bad girlfriend.

Oh, you guys. Thank you a million times for making My Day Of Being Old Like Ted totally not suck. ♥ I still have the warm fuzzies (and laughing hysterically) cos of y'all. I think I answered everyone, but if I missed a message, please point me the way so I can personally thank you and add ya to my b-day memories folder. /dork

Had a fabulous day! STARTING OFF WITH THE ENTIRE EARTH QUAKING FOR ME. O.o I get older and the Earth belly laughs aldfja. Awesome part? July 29th is forever on the record books for something other than activity involving my mom's vajayjay. Score!

There was BBQ and cuppycakes, two of my favorite food groups. Son of score! Followed by a late showing of Dark Knight, followed by, well, ANOTHER, later showing of Dark Knight, wooooot! Cos I am just that cool. We actually had tried to see it pre-opening day, but all FIVE midnight showings were sold out. Which is probably for the better. I had already been teary in the car the first time 'round. Seriously, I wasn't sure how I was going to sit through this movie and enjoy it. Cos, man, Heath. It was Heath.

I know I haven't talked much about him here, but he's one of my favorite people. And then talking about him right after he died was too hard. So, hmm, now there's this weird Heath-shaped hole in my journal. But, yeah. Add in some bittersweet b-day weirdness, and, ugh.

Anyway, I needn't have worried, heh. There were some :((( moments when I'd get hit in the chest by some ironic dialogue or scene, but for the most part, I was mesmerized and/or thinking in ALLCAPS, *OMG THIS MOVIE KICKS AWESOMESAUCE ASS OMGWTF THE JOKER IS FREAKING ME OUT AND MAKING ME LAAAAUGH AND I WANT TO ICON THIS ASAP ETC.* And lots of dirty thoughts about Maggie Gyllenhaal. Daaamn, that family is purdy. I want to see it agaaaain.

Life good. ♥

Happy birthday, my darling amelialourdes! You are fabulous and I love every square inch of you. And now, a bad!fic doodle I have been saving just for you. It's from your most favoritest author EVAH.