the No Certification For You, You Moron goes to...

ME!

Yep. Failed it again. Exact same score as last time.

I suck.

I retake my final MCSA exam.

This is me, chewing my fingernails down to the elbows. This one's important and if I fuck it up the next time I take it will cost me ~$150.

I've been studying for three days now. And I'm still shaky on this stuff.

Last time I pooched it by maybe a question. I needed a 700, I got ~640.

No pressure.

But for once, in a good way.

I took both A+ exams back-to-back today. Passed them both. What should have taken me 3 hours in combination took me barely one.

Add another certification to the list.

I am, for the rest of today, The Man.

I am now officially a Microsoft Certified Professional.

I PASSED!

I have qualified to take the 70-270 "Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Windows XP" exam.

With luck, I'll take it in a week or two.

I am officially CompTIA Network+ certified.

That is all.