rappigstyle

You win this time, old man. Sending me the Theor Forest then to Engeve, Kaitzur, Chesedonia, Eldrant just to get to Keturburg and find out my precious rappigs were in your manor all along. I would have loved to retaliate, but seeing as you more or less forced me into visiting the love of my life, and my rappigs were safe the entire time... I can't bring myself to.

I'll get you next time, Jade. ♥

[Using the same PA system Jade had used the night before, his words echoing through the palace as he also records the voice post]

Jade, thank you for the lovely night spent in jail. I can't thank you enough. To show my gratitude, I have a recording I'd like to share with you.

Nephry, if you've bothered to start playing this voice post, I suggest you hit the pause button and stop listening now. If you don't stop it, don't say I didn't warn you.

[Some fumbling in the background as Peony gets the recording playing]

[Two voices - one male, one female - can be heard, as well as sounds that could be nothing other than sex]

Oh, Jade. Oh yes, Jade! [A young female voice]

[Jade, in a deadpan voice] Oh no.

[Some more sex noises then you can hear Peony switching the recording off]

By the way, if you take one step into the palace the guards have been ordered to either confiscate or destroy your glasses~ [You can almost hear the ♥ he would have added in a comment]

[click. end of voice post]

Since you've become such a wonderful surrogate father in these past few months, I thought I'd give one of your rooms a makeover. Unfortunately, the room that was best suited for this was your bedroom, but I'm sure you'll make due. ♥



Lovely, isn't it?

Sync and Winry, thank you for the father's day gifts. Winry, the rappig pocket watch is a huge hit, though it startled the guards this morning in the Audience Hall when it went "Buu buuu." Sync, I love the rappig mug and I promise to use it every morning. ♥

If anyone has this journal pinned, sorry for all the spam. XD; All logs are Peony and Jade and rated PG-13 or below.

Maid Wars Aproximate Date: Feb 9th, 2009
Post Murder Talk Aproximate Date: Feb 15th, 2009
Kids Disaster Log! Aproximate Date: Feb 19th, 2009
IM Log about the end of the disaster Aproximate Date: Feb 23rd, 2009
Waffles IM Log Aproximate Date: Feb 27th, 2009
Jade, Peony, Rappigs, Food, and lots of Retardation. Aproximate Date: March 14th, 2009
Peony and Jade break into the Keterburg Hotel Spa Aproximate Date: Takes place about 18 years ago. Logged March 26, 2009
Making up after their fight Aproximate Date: April 8th, 2009
Waking up after the pheremone disaster ends Aproximate Date: April 14th, 2009

Also, I won't be offended at all if no one chooses to read all 30k words spread between the 9 logs. XD;

Who: Peony and Jade
What: waking up after the pheremone disaster ends
When: April 14th, 2009
Where: Peony's chamber
Why: Cause we can.
Warnings: none?

( The truth is... I farmed scapegoats in a previous life. That skill has not left me.Collapse )

Just thought I should mention~

MALKUTH'S VITAL REGIONS ARE ALL MINE!

Who: Peony and Jade
What: making up after a fight.
When: April 8th, 2009
Where: Peony's chamber
Why: Cause we can.
Warnings: none?

( I'm not entirely comfortable with having such a rule breaking ruler.Collapse )

Who: Peony and Jade
What: Peony and Jade break into the Keterburg Hotel Spa
When: about 18 years ago
Where: Keterburg Hotel
Why: Cause we can.
Warnings: none?

( It's like taking care of a little kid, I swear.Collapse )

Football is an interesting sport. I'd never seen, heard of nor played it before England decided that we'd be using a football tournement for Malkuth's vital regions. After a bit of research, it has now become one of the Malkuth Military's training exercises. I've spent the last week or so practicing with the new recruits and those who aren't currently out on mission.

It's a lot of fun and the boys all seem to enjoy it. It looks like it's a good morale booster... but that might just be because I'm playing with them. There were a few injuries today, but nothing too major.

Jade, Guy, Tear and Nephry - you should all make your way to Grand Chokmah at your earliest convenience for training. We can't afford to lose!

Who: Peony and Jade
What: Complete and utter retardation. A month after the Valentine's Ball, Peony is finally starting to feel less guilty about Mr Osbourne's death.
When: March 14th, 2009
Where: Peony's chamber
Why: Cause we can.
Warnings: none?

( And I'll also have to ask you put the fish back down, Your Majesty. I'm a man on the edge. You don't know what I'll do.Collapse )