Hello, gang! Looking for a specific SPN fic...

I'm in search of a fic I'm sure I've read years ago: outsider POV probably that of a diner waitress, she calls John "Sex Eyes" or something like that, wee!Dean, minimal (if any) Sammy, waitress may be a ghost who doesn't realize she's dead.

Any ideas?? My google-fu isn't turning up anything. Thanks in advance! AND HELLO, ALL!