reminder.

lambley.dreamwidth.org
verasaur on twitter
queenvera.deviantart.com
verasaur.tumblr.com

a picture

also, gorebook informations for you

I'm sorry I neglect you, LJ.

Blame Twitter..

ALSO. The ads here are becoming brutal, and the management doesn't seem to be getting any less sleazy.. -__-

I WILL STILL (probably) NEVER HAVE THE HEART TO DELETE THIS THING.

Question: Are any of you posting regularly on Dreamwidth? How'd that place work out?




Creepy League of Legends fanart. x_X There's more crap on DA.
I still waste too much time playing LoL, so I might as well draw fanart that will troll the little boys that pwn me.

I GOT MORE VIDYAGAME FANART I should finish sigh

UGH I'm really tired of my day job, but I will be receiving a sanity break soon. D":

GAMING NEWS!! I bought PROTOTYPE and beat it in like three days. :|
I've been fascinated with this game since it came out because of the extreme gore, but took my time playing it obviously.
Which is cool, cuz it was never worth $60/whatever hassles and costs it takes to rent a thing these days.

notes:
- The plot is crap (spoilers: evil corporations and the CIA make a racist virus that also creates superhumans and Zerg hives and cover it up for decades until it completely pwns New York, WHOOPS).
- The characters are cool and I like them....HUH?? Most of them are visually interesting. Like Cross's streak of white hair, Alex's dykey sister, the general guy with the missing arm... distinctive. Good job! I only wish they could be more fleshed out in wanky 30min Kojima cutscenes. BUT I am a fag0rt.
- The virus in the game is not unlike the organism in BIO-APOCALYPSE (read it, it owns). I was willing to give the dumb plot some leeway because I imagined I was playing a BIO-APOCALYPSE video game.
- Alex's clothes are going to look so dated in a year or two, but at least he's better looking that the mook in InFamous. Which I'm not playin cuz I prolly can't j.o to it.

pixiv has hawt fanart too



tl;dr- Play Prototype if you have ADHD and a gore fetish.

niceguts.com

VOLUME 1 OUT NOW!
READ IT FOR FREE!



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If you want a paper copy for your library, I’m selling them.

One copy is 6 dollars, shipping is included.
I’m politely asking $8 for international customers because shipping overseas is more than 6bux. D:

2/12/12 - SOLD OUT!
please read online for free at niceguts.com
I'm going to work on making it available from a POD store.
if you really, r e a l l y want a print copy in the meantime, contact me or comment.

Lookin' for pictures of Gasteroid fungi, I found this. OH.GOD.



Click for true horror. ;∩;

..............CURRENT EVENTS..............

A new issue of Nice Guts is coming THIS WEEK. Get excited.
ALSO, GET OUT YOUR WALLETS! HA HA HA!!
(if you want a paper copy)

..............ACTUAL CURRENT EVENTS..............

News like this leaves me so torn. On one hand, I think it's really gross how drones and robots are making war cleaner and easier. On the other hand, fuck the Taliban.
HMMM.

Also that wikileaks video is hella nasty, wtf. >:(

All I got to say is I was prepared for this ethical debate by Hideo Kojima. He is a true Cassandra of sorts. It's more true every day, and I can't wait to find out wtf he is talking about here (nsfw blog).

Oh my god Alice in Wonderland sucked goat balls.

The reviews I read were negative, but they didn't prepare me for how shitty it was.
"BUT VERA," you say, "it was a dumb kid and fangirl masturbation movie! What did you expect?"
YES but it is the laziest big-budget movie I have seen in a long time.

WORST FILM SINCE BEE MOVIE
oh god why do I subject myself to this crap

The plot was straight videogame, and probably took all of a day to write. I get angry when I see so much talent and money invested in a plot this trashy.
SLAY DA DRAGON.

WHY did they make Alice an adult if they weren't going to deal with sexuality or adult relationships at all? Oh I know, PG-13=LESSBUCKS.
And WHY did they make the talking dog 3D? Burton could have cast another adorable Real Goth Dog, like Frankenweenie (RIP)


THEY COULD HAVE USED COMPUTERS TO MAKE HIS FUCKING JAW MOVE

What I'm saying is Tim Burton is an uncreative sellout, what. a. shocker.
edit: yes he is capable of making great movies, but he is also exceedingly good at making lousy hollywood movies for a paycheck and I'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!

WHY DID I WATCH IT?
- I'll be honest, Avatar sold me on 3D movies. I wanted to watch another one.
- I'm making a Alice-themed comic for Nice Guts 1, and I wanted to make sure I didn't unintentionally steal anything from this shitheap movie.

Via Poetv, I found this adorable video of Spanish children performing a strange ritual.



This led me to discover the legend of Caga Tio.
It is like a real life Mr. Hankey situation, only more sadistic and coprophagic.

Here’s some other youtube video about it. LEARN! AND VIEW ADS!

I've been into figure skaters the past couple of days. I place most of the blame on Pixiv.

It doesn’t help that the US team is photogenic.

Lysacek is huge and long and swarthy, while Weir is a pretty* petite princess.
I dunno about you but that’s the two kind of guys I like to imagine boning each other,
as long as they are also drawn in the following fashion:


http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=8864939


http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=9099611

And then there’s Jeremy Abbott, who has underdog/redhead appeal.

I hate ice skates and ice but COSTUMES... and FANCY MEN

oh my ovaries 0~v~0

*SO PRETTY

nsfw



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