Month: January 2022

[Review] The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (Lotfp); Death to Normies

January 27, 2022

[Sourcebook]The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (2021)Glynn Seal (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Lotfp has changed. It’s initial status as OSR all-star brand and vehicle for wild abandon, the Vertigo Comics of the OSR, only with even more tiddies and rape, has passed for the foreseeable future. I would have declared TSTCWoJW a … More [Review] The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (Lotfp); Death to Normies

[Review] Wight Power: Qui Custodit Layout Cobolorum?

January 23, 2022

[Adventure]Wight Power (2021)Alex Mayo (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (2-4? PUT A FUCKING LEVEL RECOMMENDATION IN THERE) How good are you at taking notes? Do you like taking notes? Is it the air you breathe? The river you swim in? Alex Mayo is a long-time graphics designer and layout goblin, having laid his hands … More [Review] Wight Power: Qui Custodit Layout Cobolorum?

[Review] Green Messiah (Lotfp); Lean, Mean, and Beta-Caroteen

January 20, 2022

[Adventure]Green Messiah (2021)Kelvin Green (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (C’mon man. Level requirement this stuff. 2-4?) During my sojourn to the 2022 January Wallowvanganza over at Falsemachine, where people were so distraught at having only a single lawn they went so far as to lower themselves to the status of moderate intelligence (what shame! … More [Review] Green Messiah (Lotfp); Lean, Mean, and Beta-Caroteen

[Review] In a Deadly Fashion (Lotfp); A glimmer of hope

January 19, 2022

[Adventure]In a Deadly Fashion (2021)Courtney Campbell (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (1-3 oughta do it, put it in your adventure next time) Trigger Warning: This review, although positive and wholly bereft of scorn, still has the potential to cause immense emotional distress. If you are a 5-year old girl or Lotfp author, please ensure … More [Review] In a Deadly Fashion (Lotfp); A glimmer of hope

[Review] Asterion (Lotfp); Maze of the Minotard

January 15, 2022

[Adventure]Asterion (2021)Kristopher Carosella (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Levels 1 Jesus christ. So you’ve been out of it for a while. You had a meltdown, people are basically taking day-jobs slandering your name on the internet, your prize buck got cancelled and he made himself so disliked everyone basically went along with it and you shit … More [Review] Asterion (Lotfp); Maze of the Minotard

[Review] WG5 Mordekainen’s Fantastic Adventure (AD&D); Left-Hand Path

January 9, 2022

[Adventure]WG5 Mordekainen’s Fantastic Adventure (1984)Robert J. Kuntz & Gary Gygax (TSR)Lvl 8 – 14 Twilight approaches. The great odyssey through Gary Gygax’s ouvre of fantastic modules, beginning with the platonic B2, covering the fantastic GDQ series, the stellar S series, the promising but ultimately unrealized T series, the interesting but sub-par EX duology ends at … More [Review] WG5 Mordekainen’s Fantastic Adventure (AD&D); Left-Hand Path

[Review] The Price of Evil (NGR); A Black Belt in OSR Horror

January 6, 2022

[Toolkit]The Price of Evil (2015)Zzarchov Kowolski Lvl ??? (1-4 should do you fine) Disclaimer: Sponsorish content The term toolbox or toolkit is a sort of OSR-slang for ‘I fucked this together without any thought of how to organize or implement this and I can’t be bothered to sort this out so there you go’ but … More [Review] The Price of Evil (NGR); A Black Belt in OSR Horror