“The Necanthrope is, besides money, the most powerful weapon in SLA’s arsenal,” the drill sergeant barked, marching up and down in front of the recruits. “It is also their weakness, a mark of their reliance on the strange, the unknown. A living metaphor and symbol for SLA itself, either ugly as sin, a ravaging terror, or a beautiful and beguiling lie. Take down a Nec, and you’re taking down a symbol of SLA.”
The suit was in pieces back there, torn, burnt, frozen, shattered, even a powersuit wasn’t built to take that kind of punishment all at once but she managed to escape, crawling out the back into the rubble and debris while ceramic melted like wax and metal caught fire, bullets cooking off like popcorn. The inner suit, gashed and leaking coolant, wasn’t any protection worth a damn, but better that than naked.
“Rule one when fighting one of these unnatural bastards… don’t get out of your suit. They’ll eviscerate you, boil you, freeze you solid, rain acid down upon you until you’re nothing but bone and a bad smell. You’ll only be able to stand up to them – toe to toe – in the heaviest armour you can find.”
She clutched her pistol so tight her hand bled, squirming through the shattered concrete like a worm, a pale maggot, leaving a slick trail of coolant behind her, cocking her head, listening, his heavy clawed tread was crushing the debris even more, wearing it down like it had worn the armour down.
“Rule two, heavy weapons. You need a cannon or something fully automatic at the very least. DPU is a must when taking on this opponent. Get your weapons laced with it, make sure you have a mag or drum of the good stuff in reserve, just in case. Not a lot else is going to get through a high-end deathsuit, and you know they’re going to have more than that to defend themselves with.”
Gouts of light and flame were blasting into the rubble now, sending red-hot fragments scattering in all directions. It was looking for her, toying with her, playing with her; it wasn’t taking her seriously. It was kind of insulting, but it made sense. What kind of threat was she now?
“Rule three, don’t. If you can at all avoid it, do not engage with these sons of whores. Leave it to some other poor fuck or hit them from orbit.”
Ah, screw it… what did the sarge know? She’d escaped, she was underestimated, and she had the element of surprise? What was the worst that could happen?
She cocked the gun, slipped off the safety, and tensed…
“Station Analysis, this is Communications Operator Jansen McNamara, signing on.”
Jansen sipped his coffee and tip-tapped his password into the console with practised ease as the isolation door closed behind him. He tapped the microphone to check it was working as the screens came up, and then he began scrolling through the information he needed.
His Aug sprite came up, Sheila, the little cartoon devil-girl that helped organise his information. Wiggling her little red bottom and flapping her wings, she flitted to-and-fro between the various screens, prioritising his reports and lining up the calls.
He coughed once and began to tap at the screens.
“NIM, proceed to the spaceport. The female stormer prototype has been reported to have been spotted by a spaceport Shiver patrol in the company of a taxi driver, unidentified but suspected to be a rehabilitated war veteran. Your pay has been authorised to double and the BPN has been upgraded to red. Acknowledge?”
He nodded and clicked to the next channel.
“Razorblades and Icecream, do you have an updated ETA? Good, good, I have an update for you. The cause of the incident has been determined to be DarkNight corruption of the office water supply. Security in the Axis Tower has barricaded themselves in and is stockpiling arms and fortifying. This is now a sweep and clear operation.”
Click.
“Oddbodies, come in Oddbodies?” There was no answer. “Control, no contact with Team Oddbodies, last assigned to investigate the disappearance of a newly inducted Necanthrope, codenamed ‘Bell’. Shiver units and teams in the area have been reporting temporal anomalies and a few could be sightings of Team Oddbodies. I suggest bumping this one up to a more experienced and higher SCL team.”
He stopped a moment and put in his eye drops, needing to concentrate and focus. It was a busy day, and he had too many teams to coordinate.
“Mad Dog, your team is stationed outside the building with Shiver support. Can you give me an update on your situation…? Five men? Four men… well done. They’re not Thresher? Your earlier report said… I see. A soft company… you don’t know which one. So why…? Ah, the data tap. I see. I’ll see if I can get you some more help.”
A quick chat on the emergency line to his boss, and that one was bumped up the line to Head Office. Something important, then, no use worrying about it. No point worrying about it. Dangerous to worry about it.
Click.
“Operative Draig, you’re off-mission. You are not cleared for undercover work, you are not cleared for Soft Company contact, and you are supposed to be on forced leave. No… no sir… I don’t think I should put the microphone there… why don’t you just come in before you’re declared renegade? You must be nearly out of drugs by now… If you want revenge, go through channels… fine, I’m alerting central and fuck you too, sir. Twice. Sideways.”
“Sissin, are you secure..? Good. Head office wants an update. Are you in? Good… no suspicion? Do you think you can win? I’ve been instructed to tell you to humiliate them; it’s not enough to expose the Trang, they must be shown up completely. This martial arts mystique must be stamped out. Check in tomorrow, same time.”
“Team Golden, psychologists predict a fifty-percent chance that the inhabitants of the secure media room will join forces and try to escape rather than complete the reality show format. Please update your status to orange and get non-lethal weapons on hand. LiveDead Media would prefer the twelve contestants to be subdued and keep the show going. You will..? Thanks.”
A sip of water, his throat was dry, he spun his chair left and right, shifting his bottom on the mock-leather seat to stop it going numb.
“NIM, is the situation resolved? Excellent… got another BPN if you think you’re up to it, your luck to be in the right area. Yeah? Good stuff, I’m authorised to pay a twenty-credit bonus for picking this up. Alright, there should be a ship coming in from New Paris in the next hour. There’s a wanted paedophile serial killer on board, codename ‘Lion’, and he may have a young female accomplice with him. Take her alive if you can, TWEP him. Alright, I’ll log that for you.”
“Solstice, this is Jansen with Station Analysis. We’ve got confirmation that the Thresher drop ship has been disabled on its way out of orbit. We’ll be sending you in to board it. Yes… I appreciate you’ve been sitting there for two and a half hours doing nothing… no, that doesn’t qualify as hazard pay. I’ll remind you not to swear at me if you want help in the future… apology accepted. Good luck.”
His stomach rumbled, and he laid his hand on his belly, glancing at the time on his Finance Chip, not quite time yet. Sheila reproached him, waggling her finger and tutting. He sighed and tapped up the next call.
“Operative Espada no, for the fiftieth time, we have no reports of a six-fingered mutant infiltrating downtown and rising in the ranks of the criminal gangs. I am also tasked, according to your file, to remind you that you are a Stormer and, thus, have no father. I am also required to remind you that you have missed two psychological evaluation appointments and that if you miss your next one… tomorrow at eleven-hundred standard time… a BPN will be issued for your forcible keeping of the next appointment after that… I don’t know what you just said, but it sounded obscene… good day.
Who’d be a call officer? Really? Oh… yes… people who didn’t want to be unemployed.
“Cereal Killaz, got some preliminary information from Solstice about that Thresher drop pod in your zone. Apparently, it contained a sleeper agent who may not even know, herself, that she’s a Thresher agent. You’ve probably only got a window of twenty minutes to track down a ‘stranger’ in that area before she moves on. Don’t envy you… yeah, heh, yeah… good luck. Ask Stacy if we’re still on for tonight? Thanks, over and out.”
He was really hungry now and the screens were hurting his eyes, he took a deep breath and decided to risk it.
She swallowed and clutched Jason’s hand, so small in hers. He blinked up at her, and she turned – hopefully – towards the figure that was speaking. He wasn’t a doctor; that much was obvious simply looking at him. He wasn’t even out of his twenties yet, all slicked hair and expensive suit, earpiece radio wittering away from whatever company he was with. It gave his eyes a distant, uninterested look; it went with his practised smile. With a due sense of fear and dread, she offered a small-voiced. “Yes?”
“Excellent if you and…” He blinked a moment, getting an update through his Finance Chip, “…Jason would like to come with me, you can see your husband.”
He gestured to the door, and his false smile turned up a couple of degrees. She clutched Jason’s hand even tighter, and he whimpered a little, tugging at her sleeve for her to stop. She stood, slowly, on shaking legs and shuffled in behind him as he strode on ahead, going through the rigmarole of his usual speech; she wasn’t really listening, and he was making no effort to make her listen or understand. She only heard snatches of it as they paced down the antiseptic corridor in the warrens beneath the space-port.
“Injured…”
“Crimson Skull medal…”
“Not as you remember him…”
“Psychological damage…”
“Asking for you…”
“Don’t normally give access at this stage…”
She didn’t care; she just wanted to see him again, four years away on a Conflict World, four years when most people lasted thirty seconds or less. She’d been resigned to him dying, but that message had never come.
Against all hope, he was home.
Through a curtain of plastic strips, they entered the room together. He was still talking away, but her gaze was fixed on the medical door at the other side of the room. She swallowed and picked her son up, wrapping him around her hip, holding him crushingly tight as the door hissed open, the scent of antiseptic coming stronger, a spreading miasma like a mist that rolled out across the floor.
What emerged wasn’t her husband. Wasn’t a man. Wasn’t human. Wasn’t… anything. The biogenetic tank that housed… whatever it was glistened wetly and steamed. A thin skin covered the front of the pod. Inside, mercifully hard to see, was something – meat and teeth and an eye.
Goosebumps rose on her flesh, she tasted bile, her stomach dropped through her to the floor, hot and cold shudders ran through her, and she almost dropped Jason to the floor as the cold sweats made her skin clammy and slippery. When a noise came from that pod, that was all she could take; tears streamed down her face, she dropped Jason, crying and startled to the floor. She turned, ran and never, never looked back.
The Black Rat is a vigilante pulp story, a sort of ‘working class Batman’, from my collection Pulp Nova. You can purchase Pulp Nova at Lulu.com. This is an early draft of the first chapter of that story.
The two lads marched down the street, swinging their shoulders, cans of beer in their hands and long tartan scarves flowing out behind them, sloshing beer in their exuberance and shouting at the top of their lungs.
“B-A-Y, B-A-Y, B-A-Y C-I-T-Y, With an R-O-double-L, E-R-S, Bay City Rollers are the best!”
“SHUT UP!” Came a hoarse holler from further down the street, the shape of a naked, beer-bellied man silhouetted by a dim, flickering yellow light. “Some of us are trying to sleep!”
“Fuck of you wanker!” The lads shouted back in unison and then ducked into a side alley together, one of them stopping at the mouth to watch the street while the other vanished back into the dark and yanked a can of spray paint out of his pocket, spraying the wall, writing out the name of his idols one giant letter at a time.
He’d just finished the ‘Y’ when he stumbled against something in the dark, fumbling out his lighter and flicking it on, casting a shaky light over the alley. Half – or more – of the street lights were out; it was the only way to see, but you could get away with a lot in the dark. Swings and roundabouts.
The dancing flame revealed a pile of newspaper and cardboard, but there was something underneath it, something heavy that wouldn’t shift. He crouched down, curious, and threw back the card and paper back out of the way, falling back with a little girly shriek as the light revealed the battered black face of a corpse.
“There’s a dead wog back here, Derek!”
The other lad came scrambling back and took out his pocket torch, flicking it on and playing it over the corpse. “Fuck me… check his wallet Alan.”
With the torchlight playing over the body, Alan crouched down and started to rummage through the corpse’s clothes, plucking out his wallet. “Christ alive, there’s a Henry and at least a couple of ponies in here.”
“and i am quite certain his family would like both back, if, indeed, they are his.” The voice was strange, quiet, muffled, but it had a way of cutting clean across your perception, right through the sound of traffic and the huffed breaths of the two youths.
They turned, as one, towards the end of the alley, and Derek’s torch played over a strange figure. He wasn’t tall, perhaps five seven, five eight at the most. He was dressed entirely in black from top to bottom, a ragged figure in black leather jeans and a tattered old trench coat with a high collar. Even his hands were covered with black gloves. The only colour they could see was gleaming red circles in the dark like demonic eyes, but they weren’t, they were lenses, lenses on a gas mask.
“Who the fuck is this spaz?” Alan stood tall; now he’d recovered from the surprise. Stepping towards the strange man at the mouth of the alley.
“what’s wrong with you that you’d steal from a corpse? What’s wrong with you that you’d have no respect for this poor, dead man?”
“What’s wrong with you that you give a fuck you weird-lookin’ nonce?” Alan stepped up to him and reached out to shove the short man’s shoulder, unsettled by his strange appearance and wanting to feel strong in front of his friend.
The man in black twisted with the shove and balled his left hand into a fist, bringing it hard across Alan’s jaw. It hit him like a steam train, the glove weighted with lead filings. There was a crunch from his face, and teeth parted company with jaw as he was bodily flung into the wall of the alley, spitting enamel and giving a strange, gurgling, bloody scream as he slumped to the ground, clutching his ruined mouth.
“Keep the fuck back from me!” Derek stumbled away, keeping the torch on the man as he slowly walked towards him, fumbling in his back pocket for his switchblade, clicking it open and holding it out threateningly in his shaking hand.
“you really don’t want to do that.” The man pushed back his jacket to reveal a dark leather belt around his waist from which hung a half dozen ‘holsters’ each a different shape.
“Is that a utility belt? Do you think you’re Adam West or something?” Derek laughed nervously, stepping forward, jabbing threateningly with the knife.
The man feinted right with his fist, and Derek slashed at him with the blade, scraping across leather, only to get his wrist snatched in the man’s other hand. He wasn’t big, but he was stron,g and Derek was slammed against the back wall, his arm held in that iron grip as the man unbuckled one ‘holster’ with a fluid motion, snatching out a hammer and smashing it into Derek’s hand, shattering small bones and making him keen like a banshee.
“no, it’s a tool belt.”
The red-eyed man in black handcuffed the two men together – no points in wasting cuffs – and left them clinging to each other, weeping and swearing around their wounds and the blood, taking what comfort they could from each other.
Leaving them to their misery, he stepped over to the body and respectfully uncovered it, pushing back his sleeve and playing dim red lights over it, plucking up the discarded wallet for a look at it. There was something off about this: the money, the drugs, the way he’d been killed.
The body was covered in long, straight bruises, clustered around the top of his body. A tentative touch confirmed broken, floating ribs, found swollen and bruised flesh, a softness here and there on the man’s skull where the bone had been cracked and shattered. The man had been systematically beaten to death over the course of some time.
The man in black peeled back the gas mask, just up over his nose and his mouth, revealing a broad, bristled chin as he leaned down to sniff at the corpse.
“ganj, so he was a dealer after all,” he murmured to himself, pulling the mask back down and turning back to the wallet. Something didn’t add up.
Opening it up there wasn’t much in there, just some cards and paper; the only notes were crisp and new. The drugs, an eighth of an ounce of marijuana resin, were in a brand spanking new plastic bag, way too large for the small amount of drugs that were there. Something was absolutely, definitely, off.
There wasn’t time right now to think it through; there was the roar of an engine and the squeal of tyres. The man in black darted his head around, the red lenses of his mask darkening in the suddenly harsh light of the beams. The doors flew open, and heavy shoes slammed down on the pavement. He scrambled back away from the bod,y but the alley stopped in a dead end, the heavy closed door at the back of a chippy.
“’Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello…” laughed one of the coppers as they strolled up towards him, hand thrust into his pocket, pushing through the sling on his truncheon and dragging it out, slapping it into his palm while his partner hung back a bit.
“i don’t want to hurt you, but i will if i have to.”
“Are you threatening a police officer, squire?” His partner was paying attention now, taking out his own truncheon, the pair of them blocking the whole exit.
“Christ…” said the copper at the back, spotting the rollers and the state they were in. “A body and two beatings? Off to an early start today, this evening aren’t we, Sir?” The two police officers looked to each other, and their demeanour changed subtly.
“body?” The penny dropped. Nobody would have managed to get word out about the body yet. They’d barely even looked down the alley yet. They knew. They knew already. They’d always known. “what I said earlier? I’ve changed my mind.”
He pressed back against the chippy door and braced his boot against it before springing forward towards them. They met halfway down the alley, and he brought up his arms, twisting side to side, blocking one truncheon blow with his arm, the other smacking into his belly with a solid thump that surprised the copper who swung it.
That was his chance, snapping out with his fist and spreading the officer’s nose across his face, sending him sprawling with his cap flipping through the air to fall to the dirt. That was all he needed. Now there was space to run, where there were a couple of cops, there’d likely be more, especially if they knew about the corpse.
The man in black hunkered down and ran, heavy boots denting the bonnet of the Rover as he leapt up and over it, ragged leather coat streaming out behind him as he ran, the remaining cop in pursuit, dropping behind him as he wove through the darkened streets at breakneck pace, knowing them like the back of his hand.
When the policeman came to another alleyway and shone his torch down it, there was no sign of the man in black. It was empty, nothing but a manhole cover and a piece of card fluttering to the floor.
A piece of card with a sketch of a rat and the words “i know,” scrawled upon it.
As you may be aware I lost access to my overarching WordPress account due to the loss of my old email address. Support were singularly unhelpful, and unable to help me get my access back, despite my over-the-top proof of identity that I provided them with.
The Athefist blog can lay fallow, and I had some other ‘secret’ blogs, but the main loss is my fic and personal blog ‘Tales of Grim’. As such I shall be rescuing important essays and fic from that blog and reposting them here, and posting my fic and sundry occasional blogs here as well from now on.
You spot ‘im long before he speaks, an 8-foot slab-a rawhide and muscle, leaning over a copper still that bubbles with equal parts potion, liquor, and arcane irresponsibility.
A towering cone of coonskin fur sits proudly ‘top his head, twitching with its own queer life, and his robe appears to be stitched entirely from chitterlings that writhe faintly in the breeze.
Curly-toed boots with wicked steel spurs tap a lazy rhythm on the dirt, and a belt buckle the size of a dinner plate flashes the word BUBBA in hammered silver.
When he turns, his beard crackles with blue arcane sparks, and the smell of fermented mana hits you like a hot forge dipped in moonshine.
“Well, howdy!”
DM SUMMARY
Who Is He? Bubba Hollerhex is a backwoods potion-runner, moonshine-mage, and self-taught arcanist whose magic is powered by liquor, stubbornness, and a still that violates at least seven schools of wizardry.
What Does He Do? He mixes potions, throws explosive jugs, summons “critters,” and hits like a siege weapon when riled.
Why Encounter Him? He’s a quest giver, an accidental antagonist, or an ally with potent (and extremely unsafe) magic items.
BUBBA HOLLERHEX
Large Humanoid (Human), Chaotic Neutral Armour Class: 17 (Chitterling Robe) Hit Points: 138 (12d10+72) Speed: 40 ft.
STR 20 (+5) DEX 12 (+1) CON 22 (+6) INT 16 (+3) WIS 12 (+1) CHA 15 (+2)
Saving Throws: Con +10, Wis +5, Int +7 Skills: Arcana +7, Nature +5, Survival +5, Athletics +9 Damage Resistances: Poison, Fire Condition Immunities: Poisoned Senses: Passive Perception 11 Languages: Common, Chondathan, Draconic (sloppily) Challenge: 9 Proficiency Bonus: +4
Special Traits Moonshine Spell Dynamo Bubba adds his Constitution modifier to spell attack rolls and spell save DCs when casting spells that deal fire or poison damage.
Explosive Stillmaster Bubba can improvise Potion Jug Bombs. As part of a long rest he brews 3 explosive jugs, which are improvised magic items.
Big Ol’ Boy Bubba counts as one size larger (Gargantuan) for carrying capacity, grappling, and shoving.
Reckless Brewer If Bubba takes fire or poison damage, he gains advantage on his next attack roll or spell attack.
Actions Multiattack Bubba makes two Big Swing attacks or one Big Swing and one Potion Jug Bomb throw.
Big Swing (Melee Weapon Attack) +9 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 17 (2d10+5) bludgeoning damage. If Bubba rolls a 19 or 20, the attack deals an extra 7 (2d6) fire damage as sparks fly from his beard.
Potion Jug Bomb (Ranged Weapon Attack) +8 to hit, range 20/60 ft., one target or point. Hit: 22 (4d8+4) fire damage. Miss: The jug explodes anyway; creatures in a 5-ft. radius must succeed on a DC 16 Dexterity save or take 11 (2d10) fire damage.
Spellcasting
Bubba is a 7th-level spellcaster. Constitution is his spellcasting ability. Spell Save DC 16, +8 to hit.
At Will: fire bolt, poison spray, mage hand, prestidigitation 1/day each: – Fireball (as normal OR “Moonshine Fireball”: 10-ft-wider radius, but he takes 7 poison damage afterwards) – Lightning Bolt – Stinking Cloud – Conjure Animals (summons only raccoons, possums, giant boars)
Bonus Actions Glug of Power Bubba drinks from his belt tankard, regaining 15 (3d8+2) HP and gaining advantage on his next attack.
Reactions Git Off My Property! When a creature enters his reach, Bubba can make a Big Swing attack against it.
Magic Items Coonskin Wizard Hat
Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement)
Grants +1 to spell attacks and DCs
Once per long rest, the tail lifts and casts Counterspell (3rd-level)
Wearer always knows the direction of the nearest moonshine still
Chitterling Robe
Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement)
AC becomes 17
Advantage on saving throws against being grappled or restrained
Once per day, can cast Grease centred on yourself (the robe writhes violently)
Bubba Belt Buckle
Wondrous item, rare
Increases carrying capacity as if two sizes larger
Bonus Action: Deal an extra 1d8 thunder damage on one melee attack as the buckle “hollers”
The buckle glows when someone touches Bubba’s liquor without permission
Spurred Boots of the Big’Un
Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement)
Speed increases to 40 ft.
You can ignore difficult terrain caused by mud, roots, or vegetation
Once per long rest, stomp to cast Earth Tremor as a 2nd-level spell
A very dear friend of mine was recently assaulted by her partner and spent several days in the hospital. While there, she reached out to me for help, and I did my level best to get her into a safe place and to put my friends and acquaintances to work to provide care and assistance.
Everyone stepped up, without exception, offering help, advice, even money.
At this point, we have her in safe and secure accommodation, at least for the next month. I am, however, tapped out (and beyond) of the money and resources that I can throw at the problem.
That’s where you come in.
I would like to secure accommodation for her for at least another month, and to help provide for groceries, medication, etc, while she is unable to work and is in recovery (she’s in the USA, so this is obviously more of a problem than elsewhere). It would be nice to put a dent in the medical bills and help her secure more long-term accommodation as well.
To that end, starting at midday UK time, I am going to do a ‘Grimathon’ stream to try and raise money. I’ll have various people on, do various activities, and no doubt end up humiliating myself for donations. We’ll probably end up discussing all sorts of things, and since this is my community, we’ll also be talking about games a lot, and maybe do a few flip-throughs.
Because of the delicacy of the situation, a degree of trust is necessary here. I cannot disclose the who, the precise where, or other details. If you cannot or will not help under such circumstances of security and trauma concerns, I understand completely, but please at least spread the word or come and hang out.
Q: Why isn’t this on your main channel with the bigger audience?
A: Because mixing streaming with regular content tends to negatively affect your channel performance and thus income. In the potential long term I can help more (and other) people if the channel income stays higher overall. Plus this is a one-off.
Q: Why can’t you give us more details?
A: Because she doesn’t want me to, and her needs have to come first here. Wanting privacy and control is not uncommon in these situations as it has been explained to me by experts in the field.
Q: Which is the best way to donate?
The PayPal link is best, because of immediacy, but I will understand if you don’t want to donate to me directly, though I will be as transparent as possible.
Congratulations on your purchase/rental of the: Shurok Mivshikvik Shunvik Mivsha – Sha-Rashmivvikruk (CTF INDEPENDENT TRADER – The Hot Take) from Corman Ship Repair Ltd, for the agreed price of: 1,200 GP per terranglic standard month. Please note that you are required to maintain and upkeep the vessel, make repairs and modifications and otherwise treat the ship entirely as your own, with Corman Ship Repair being the first stop for such repairs, if possible
The Sha-Rashmivvikruk is a pre-collapse Churoc Trade Federation Independent Trader, rated to haul up to 800 tons of external cargo pods in its cargo clamps (4 standard 10/4/4m CTF cargo pods).
The ship has been fitted with two after-market Du-shamiv-Shurokmivvik-pikvik-zhumavikruk(Twin-Turret CTF Point Defence Plasma Blasters) for protection from space debris and to aggressively pursue futures in the salvage market. These have been slaved to the main drive and main power system, to ensure effectively bottomless ammunition.
STATS CREW:10/2 ATTACK: +0 SCALE: 4 HIT POINTS: 28 ARMOUR: d4 DEFENCE: 8 SPEED: Moderate WEAPONS: None TOUGHNESS SAVE: 7 REFLEX SAVE: 5 POWER SAVE: 7 Automation x8 Twin Turret CTF Point Defence Plasma Blasters: Scale 4, Damage d6, Range Short, Ammo Save N/A
Please note that, as a second-hand vessel, Sha-Rashmivvikruk has some quirks you will have to get used to.
The environmental systems are always slightly cool by human standards. Humanoid sophonts from temperate or warm climates may wish to purchase a ship-jacket to go over their shipsuit (Corman branded merchandise is available via our home office, pod 018, Satana Station, The Throat).
Headroom is low for most sophonts in many areas, due to the relatively small size of the churoc who built the vessel. Taller sophonts are advised to spend most of their time in the bridge, engine or common rooms on board.
While the SI system on board has been updated for trade-argot and terranglic, it tends to revert to churoc language in emergencies, a handy guide to churoc emergency phrases is included with these rental documents.
We’re relaunching our successful Machinations of the Space Princess old-school swords-and-scifi game, and you’re invited!
For the time being this is FREE and includes a psychedelic and surreal space adventure of time-loops and cosmic pizza, as well as quickstart rules so you can try out the game for yourself, as well as pregenerated characters in case you want to start some trouble right away!
This is also the start of our forthcoming Machinations-Media project, which will present a monthly ‘zine supporting the worlds of Machinations of the Space Princess over the course of a year. More details on that are forthcoming soon!
Lastly, this is our first full attempt at finding ethical ways to use AI, strong human oversight that aims to use AI to assist the disabled and neurodivergent in completing projects and achieving a little independence, or helping older creators to keep working and earning.
We hope people will support this aim, and the use of AI in this context, helping rather than replacing human beings.
Another assortment of oddness and oddities, gear, animals and example characters and villains for Shadowdark and similar d20-based games, with particular relevance to The OGGMs Vigilantes for Shadowdark. Get it HERE.