What the Heck?
This is just a place to post malformed poemthings. Think of them like leftovers you’ve just discovered at the back of the fridge. They might still be good or they might give you a horrible case of the shits. Either way, it’s a learning experience.
About the Author
MATTHEW W. SCHMEER’s work has appeared in Panoply, Surreal Poetics, indicia, Slippery Elm, Cream City Review, Natural Bridge, Valparaiso Poetry Review, and elsewhere. He holds an MFA from the University of Missouri at St. Louis and is a Professor of English at Johnson County Community College in Overland Park, Kansas.
Poem Shots 