{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose","title":"I'm gay for trees, apparently","subtitle":"But it's all Janna's fault.","author":{"name":"Ted 'Theodore' Logan"},"link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"service.feed","type":"application\/x.atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom","title":"I'm gay for trees, apparently"}}],"updated":"2010-11-27T22:58:50Z","entry":[{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:73314","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/73314.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=73314"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-11-28T11:58:00","published":"2010-11-27T22:58:50Z","updated":"2010-11-27T22:58:50Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"memento eden"}},"content":"
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M_E flisters, there's a post up here<\/a> for some nostalgic museboxin'. Feel free to share the link with members long departed; it'll stay up for good and all that jazz."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:73085","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/73085.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=73085"}}],"title":"HEY MEMENTO_EDEN PEEPS","published":"2010-11-22T11:09:37Z","updated":"2010-11-22T11:09:37Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"memento eden"}},"content":"Anybody feel like an open musebox entry for general dickin' around and nostalgic crap like that? I owe Saica a post but I figured I'd ask and see if anybody else wanted to join in."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:72461","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/72461.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=72461"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-10-28T22:35:00","published":"2010-10-28T09:35:34Z","updated":"2010-10-28T09:35:55Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"finally this icon is relevant"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}}],"content":"ganked from a couple of people. basically doing this to rub it in garrett's face because i am like

14.5 bajillion times more man than he is



1. Do you have facial hair? If so, how much? If not, how often do you shave?<\/big>
I have Scottish heritage, which equates to a slight dusting of a femstache AIN'T ASHAMED TO ADMIT
but you best believe I pluck that shit mmhmm

2. Have you ever been in a fight?<\/big>
LMAO YEAH I am actually impressed I haven't broken anything
especially my nose, that gets smacked a lot

3. Have you ever been in a dance fight?<\/big>
Many.

4. How many girl\/boyfriends have you had?<\/big>
Only one boyfriend, akshully

5. Are you tall or short?<\/big>
Short-to-average, I guess? I'm 5'4\" (UNSURE)

6. When was the last time you hit the gym?<\/big>
I drive past one all the time

7. What kind of music do you listen to?<\/big>
ALL OF IT well no. ALL THE STUFF WORTH LISTENING TO. Everything from Black Flag to Brett Dennen to Fat Freddy's Drop to Butterfly Effect to Neko Case to Queen to Public Enemy to Buddy Holly to...yeah, pretty much everything, really.

8. Are you single right now?<\/big>
As far as I know, but bitches love me so \/SHRUGS

9. Did you enjoy gym class as a kid?<\/big>
Fuck no, our gym glass was HARD

10. Do you play\/have you ever played any sports?<\/big>
Played soccer for school sports when I was a wee tacker. Horserode for years, and did swimming club too.

11. If you could have any animal in the world for a pet, what would it be?<\/big>
A lumberjack, those things are handy

12. Do you smoke?<\/big>
Nah. Every now and again (read: once a year, maybe) I'll have a drag, but usually only when I'm having weird cravings.

13. What would your superhero name be?<\/big>
Captain Fantastic, obvs. My useless superpower is the ability to drag any conversation down into the the gutter and beat it until it stays there...I forget what my hidden other secret power is.

14. What would your porn name be?<\/big>
Kees Abbatoir

Kees is Dutch it's basically said 'Cayse'

15. What would your son's name be?<\/big>
Chuck Norris

16. What would your daughter's name be?<\/big>
Chuck Norris

fyi Ali named my kids guys

17. Are you a slob?<\/big>
Yeah, kinda really I guess

18. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?<\/big>
Yes.

19. What kind of drunk are you\/do you think you'd be?<\/big>
Generally loud, friendly, touchy-feely, and rather obnoxious. And dancey.

20. If your life was a movie, which actor would you want to play you?<\/big>
Bruce Willis

I'd settle for Samuel L Jackson though

or Dolph Lundgren

21. What makes you smile?<\/big>
Lots of things!

22. What pisses you off?<\/big>
Lots of things! But different lots of things than the ones that make me smile

mostly

23. What makes you cry?<\/big>
More lots of things. Disney movies are a sure bet. So are goodbyes.

24. Who is your favorite fictional badass?<\/big>
Kalten (props if you know who I'm talking about flist)

25. What is your favorite knife-fighting technique?<\/big>
Winning

26. If you could be transported back in time to any point in history, when would it be?<\/big>
I'd go straight to a Led Zeppelin concert, bitches

Or maybe the Kinks

27. Do you have chest hair?<\/big>
Yep, same as everyone else

it's not scary and dark though it's just that...human-fuzz thingy

28. Lead, follow, or get out of the way?<\/big>
Yeah, sure, why not

29. Do you think you'll ever get married?<\/big>
Ehhhh.

30. Are you a good driver?<\/big>
Ehhh, decent? I'm not a danger, but I ain't no rally driver either.

31. If you could sleep with any one celebrity, who would it be?<\/big>
just one? :( I'll taaaaaake...hmm. Today I'll say Chris Evans 'cause me and Megs watched Not Another Teen Movie<\/i> earlier and I feel like a banana split.

32. Have you ever been in love?<\/big>
Oh, yes.

33. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?<\/big>
Glen<\/s> Zeb<\/s> Milky<\/s> Uhhh wow. I don't know?? I've done some real dumb shit. Maybe crashing my car...that was pretty dumb.

34. Possibly as a result of the above, what's the worst you've ever been hurt?<\/big>
Ehh, stepped on by horses, sprained ankles, that's about it.

35. How many wild animals have you defeated in bare-handed combat within the last year?<\/big>
All of them, obviously.

36. You have been made Emperor of the Whole Goddamned World. What's the first thing you do?<\/big>
You know that scene in A Clockwork Orange<\/i> where they prop the guys eyelids open and force him to watch shit? I'd do that to Garrett with this.<\/a>

37. What do you fear?<\/big>
Being apart from people. Also spiders.

38. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?<\/big>
A phoenix tattooed on my back; piercings I have are my lip, nose, and lobes..

39. How long is your hair?<\/big>
At the moment it's about 7 inches for my mohawk when straightened, I think? And my sides are a bit fuzzy, maybe 1\/3 - 1\/4 of an inch.

40. If you could punch anyone in the world in the face without repercussions, who would it be?<\/big>
Justin Bieber

I just think his expression would be hilarious okay....

41. Who is your closest friend?<\/big>
I'm pretty open-hearted so all my friends are close friends and I'll tell them anything, but Janna is obvs my bestie. We've been living inside each others' heads for years now. ♥

42. What are your current goals, and what are you doing to achieve them?<\/big>
To hang out with cool people. To FINISH MY FUCKING BOOK! In furtherance of both of these I live on the internet (unsure)

43. What would you do if you found out you had three days left to live?<\/big>
Everything.

44. Have you ever been a lumberjack or a fireman?<\/big>
I was a fireman for an afternoon! I got to play with the sirens.

45. A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y\/N?<\/big>
MFY*

*this means MOTHERFUCKIN' YES not MY FACE WHEN okay kids

46. What cartoons did you watch as a kid?<\/big>
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, He-Man, Gargoyles, Mummies Alive! (WHO ELSE WATCHED THAT SHIT I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE HERE), Doug, SWAT Kats, Samurai Pizza Cats, Biker Mice from Mars, Rugrats, heaps of other shit I don't even remember. JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS.

47. What time do you wake up in the morning?<\/big>
I'm awake by 8am these days, but usually roll out of bed about 11 unless I have shit to do

48. What card games do you know how to play?<\/big>
Euchre
Up & Down The River
Blackjack
Poker
Strip Poker
Last Card (Uno I guess)
Strip Last Card
Fish
Strip Fish
Cheat
Strip Cheat
Kings & Bastards
Strip Kings & Bastards
Koon Kang or however the fuck it's even spelled

49. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue<\/s> take the President on a barcrawl?<\/big>
Fucking right I am

50. How long is yours<\/big>
Bitches don't know about my deadly anaconda."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:72055","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/72055.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=72055"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-10-20T18:19:00","published":"2010-10-20T05:19:09Z","updated":"2010-10-20T05:20:29Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"what the fuck chch"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"and the earth was shakin'!"}}],"content":"Christchurch is still having aftershocks. BIG aftershocks. Like, consistently up to and over 5.0 on the Richter Scale. At the moment they'll predicting that they'll stop within about a year. So far they've had just over 2,000 quakes since September.

The funny part about this is that this is in fucking Christchurch.<\/i> The rest of New Zealand is used to earthquakes; New Zealand is actually part of a microcontinent rather than just being islands, and we like to play tectonic plate hopscotch. But Christchurch hasn't experienced quakes in, oh, something like 17,000<\/b> years.

Now they're going to be making up for lost time, I guess."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:71763","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/71763.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=71763"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-10-19T19:24:00","published":"2010-10-19T06:24:19Z","updated":"2010-10-19T06:24:19Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},"content":"music meme from <\/a>jupiterk<\/b><\/a><\/span>:

1. reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. list 5 songs you love that begin with that letter.
3. post them to your journal with these instructions.<\/font><\/blockquote>

She gave me P, so in no particular order:

[o1]<\/a> Plastic Loveless Letter | Magic Dirt<\/i>
[o2]<\/a> Picture Book | The Kinks<\/i>
[o3]<\/a> Pinball Wizard | The Who<\/i>
[o4]<\/a> Practical | Big Japan<\/i>
[o5]<\/a> Psychokiller | Cage the Elephant<\/i> {Talking Heads<\/i> cover}<\/small>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:71435","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/71435.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=71435"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-10-13T23:52:00","published":"2010-10-13T10:52:34Z","updated":"2010-10-13T10:59:21Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"mixtapes are love"}},"content":"SOOOO I made some mixtapes like forever ago and it was actually for RP but SHUT UP DON'T JUDGE ME<\/s> and remembered that I have them all uploaded. I figure other people might also enjoy them, so have at ye (just click the big images for each to download):





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EVERY DAY'S A SATURDAY<\/a> - TRACK LISTING:<\/b>
01<\/u> Yearnin' [The Black Keys]<\/i>
02<\/u> Happy Alone [Kings of Leon]<\/i>
03<\/u> Under My Skin [Gin Wigmore]<\/i>
04<\/u> Angel Lust [The Good News (Fake Shark- Real Zombie! cover)<\/small>]<\/i>
05<\/u> Camilo (The Magician) [Said The Whale]<\/i>
06<\/u> Heavy Metal Drummer [Wilco]<\/i>
07<\/u> Oregon Girl [Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin]<\/i>
08<\/u> Bigger Than An Ocean [Go Sailor]<\/i>
09<\/u> Eventually [Zox]<\/i>
10<\/u> So True [The Black Seeds]<\/i>
11<\/u> Island In The Sun [Weezer]<\/i><\/td>		:TRACK LISTING - SPEND YOUR SUNDAYS<\/a><\/b>
[Groove Armada]<\/i> At The River 01<\/u>
[Rhombus]<\/i> Scorching Bay 02<\/u>
[The Lucksmiths]<\/i> Honey Honey Honey 03<\/u>
[Jesus & Mary Chain cover]<\/i> Just Like Honey 04<\/u>
[Super Furry Animals]<\/i> Hello Sunshine 05<\/u>
[Julie London]<\/i> 'S Wonderful 06<\/u>
[Kings of Convenience]<\/i> Toxic Girl (Monte Carlo mix)<\/small> 07<\/u>
[Bird & The Bee (Hall & Oates cover)<\/small>]<\/i> Kiss Is On My List 08<\/u>
[Maroon 5 vs Marvin Gaye]<\/i> This Healing Love 09<\/u>
[R\u00f6yksopp]<\/i> Eple 10<\/u>
[Goldfrapp]<\/i> Happiness 11<\/u><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/center>
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TRACK LISTING:<\/b>
01<\/u> Black Coffee [Peggy Lee]<\/i>
02<\/u> Stormy Weather [Billie Holiday]<\/i>
03<\/u> Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby? [Anita O'Day]<\/i>
04<\/u> Taste Of Honey [Julie London]<\/i>
05<\/u> Old Cape Cod [Patti Page]<\/i>
06<\/u> The Wayward Wind [Gogi Grant]<\/i>
07<\/u> Take Another Piece Of My Heart [Dusty Springfield]<\/i>
08<\/u> 100 Days, 100 Nights [Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings]<\/i>
09<\/u> Mr Bigstuff [Betty Wright]<\/i>
10<\/u> B-A-B-Y [Carla Thomas]<\/i>
11<\/u> Ain't Got No (I've Got Life) [Nina Simone]<\/i>
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TRACK LISTING:<\/b>
01<\/u> 60 Feet Tall [The Dead Weather]<\/i>
02<\/u> Lust For A Vampyr [I Monster]<\/i>
03<\/u> My Government Heart [Said The Whale]<\/i>
04<\/u> Bandages [Hot Hot Heat]<\/i>
05<\/u> I Wrote This Song For You [SJD]<\/i>
06<\/u> Honey [The Hush Sound]<\/i>
07<\/u> Delivery [Babyshambles]<\/i>
08<\/u> Stella & God [Ida Maria]<\/i>
09<\/u> Float On [Modest Mouse]<\/i>
10<\/u> Falling Back [Gentleman Reg]<\/i>
11<\/u> I Don't Know What I Can Save You From [Kings of Convenience]<\/i>
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TRACK LISTING:<\/b>
01<\/u> Monday Tuesday WTF?! [Fake Shark- Real Zombie!]<\/i>
02<\/u> You Build Me Up (To Bring Me Down) [The Datsuns]<\/i>
03<\/u> Stutter [Elastica]<\/i>
04<\/u> History's Stranglers [The Bronx]<\/i>
05<\/u> Tiny Little Robots [Cage The Elephant]<\/i>
06<\/u> Wonderlust King [Gogol Bordello]<\/i>
07<\/u> Tobacco Island [Flogging Molly]<\/i>
08<\/u> Riot Tonight [Dropkick Murphys]<\/i>
09<\/u> Sunshine [Epsilons]<\/i>
10<\/u> Why Can't I Touch It? [Buzzcocks]<\/i>
11<\/u> 78 RPM [Stiff Little Fingers]<\/i>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:71199","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/71199.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=71199"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-09-28T14:28:00","published":"2010-09-28T01:28:47Z","updated":"2010-09-28T01:28:47Z","content":"
Give me a character I play and I'll give you their:

01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite colour
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Turn-ons
08. Last sexual experience
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks in bed
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual\/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity<\/blockquote>

Go on, then. Muselist is massive and here<\/a>...yeah, good luck with that.

inb4 amy asking for Kamina LMDFN<\/s>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:71141","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/71141.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=71141"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-09-26T20:27:00","published":"2010-09-26T07:27:38Z","updated":"2010-09-26T07:30:14Z","content":"LMFAO I WAS SEARCHING THROUGH GMAIL FOR 'SONGS I WOULD INSTANTLY AWARD MAKEOUTS FOR IF SERENADED WITH' AND INSTEAD FOUND THIS:

Janna:<\/b> THE ANSWER JUST CAME TO ME
me:<\/b> ???
Janna:<\/b> ALL KIBA NEEDS TO DO IN ORDER TO SCORE CHICKS
IS GET A BLENDER AND LEARN HOW TO USE IT
me:<\/b> LMFAO
TRUFAX
TRUUUUFAX
Janna:<\/b> YAMATO ALWAYS SCORES MAKEOUTS FROM FRAPPACINOS AND SMOOTHIES
me:<\/b> YAMATO NEEDS TO TEACH HIM THE WAY OF THE BLENDER
Janna:<\/b> WE SHOULD TOTALLY LOG THIS
me:<\/b> LOL WE SHOULD
Janna:<\/b> KIBA COMING INTO THE BASEMENT
me:<\/b> Obito knows the Way of the Blender,but he chooses not to use its power
Janna:<\/b> AND YAMATO IS LIKE FUCK YOU, I AM BEING IMPORTANT, BUT IS REALLY PLAYING THAT ARCADE GAME WERE YOU ARE A SPACE SHIP AND SHOOT ASTEROIDS
me:<\/b> I FUCKING LOVE ASTEROIDS
THAT IS LIKE THE ONE VIDEO GAME KIBA IS GOOD AT
APART FROM CRASH BANDICOOT, I'M FAIRLY SURE HE OWNS AT CRASH BANDICOTT
Janna:<\/b> AND WHEN KIBA IS LIKE, YOU LIAR!!, YAMATO WILL BE ALL FUCK YOU IT IS NINJA TRAINING
me:<\/b> LOL
WIN. SO MUCH WIN
KIBA WILL DEMAND HE LET HIM PLAY
Janna:<\/b>YAMATO WILL REFUSE BECAUSE HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF BEATING OBITO'S HIGH SCORE
AND THEN KIBA CAN START READING HIS TEXTS FROM SPAMBOT
AND FIND THE SMOOTHIE ONES
me:<\/b> LMFAO
Janna:<\/b> AND SO BEGINS THE TRAINING IN THE WAY OF THE BLENDER
me:<\/b> SIDENOTE: YAMATO AND OBITO TOTALLY HAVE A CONSTANT WAR ON ASTEROIDS AND TETRIS
MFYYYY BEST LOG EVAR
Janna:<\/b> OBITO AND YAMATO HAVE A WAR GOING ON IN EVERYTHING
EVEN SOLITAIRE

<\/a>dickeys<\/b><\/a><\/span> was a terrible game but we had so much fun trolling it and our CR was the best. LMFAO WHAT EVEN."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:70543","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/70543.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=70543"}}],"title":"It's 9\/11 and we all know what that means:","published":"2010-09-11T17:20:19Z","updated":"2010-09-11T17:20:19Z","content":"It's my oldest niece's birthday.

GRATULERER MED DAGEN, OTILIE!!<\/big><\/big><\/big> Tante Erika elsker deg.


Icon irrelevant but hey. IT'S cute and SHE'S cute so. Yeah. Fuck you guyyyyys."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:70339","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/70339.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=70339"}}],"title":"HEADCANON MEME","published":"2010-09-04T21:23:51Z","updated":"2010-09-04T21:23:51Z","content":"derp since I was on the bus when this went up HERE ARE THE HEADCANON FACTS YOU ASKED FOR, PLURK

other folk if you want to ask stuff from me too go ahead :>

oh also maybe trigger warnings for Xanxus IDK HOW SENSITIVE ANYBODY OUT THERE IS ABOUT THIS STUFF (unsure) BUT HE'S HIDEOUS AND I CAN'T HELP THAT.

[Grif]<\/b> 1: Sometimes he forgets to breathe and panics before he remembers that, technically, Simmons is doing it for him. Which is awesome because it saves him the effort.
2: Technically speaking he knows how to tango, but you'll never see him do it. Ever. Ever ever ever.
3: He'll do almost anything for a Klondike Bar but if you REALLY want to bribe him, break out the roast turkey.

[QV-verse!Kamina]<\/b> 1: He's made out with a couple of dudes for the sake of winning bets, and now all of those dudes have incredibly badass jobs like fighter pilots, Formula 1 mechanics, and swordsmiths. Kamina is pretty sure he's at least partly responsible for their great achievements in the realm of Mandom.
2: For his birthday he's going to buy himself a hunting hawk. BADASS. NOBODY CAN STOP HIM FROM WANTING THIS.
3: For HIBARI'S birthday he's going to poster the whole of fucking Tokyo with the photos he took of that time they dressed in drag and went clubbing. YEAH BRO, REMEMBER THAT TIME? WASN'T IT FUCKING HILARIOUS, YOU DRUNK-ASS PIECE OF GAY? LOVE YOU TOO~

[Raki]<\/b> 1: He really has no idea exactly what he feels for Clare, only that she defines his whole world.
2: He got drunk once, and he'll never be allowed near that particular town again. But he's REALLY sorry about what he did.<\/small>
3: He's horribly allergic to dogs but really, really wants one ;_;

[Xanxus]<\/b> 1: He technically classifies as asexual. Yes, really. am i the only person in the world who doens't play him gay (UNSURE)<\/small>
2: In his younger, more hotheaded days he tended towards rape because he liked the thrill of domination, but these days the only way you'll get a rise out of him hurrhurr<\/s><\/small> is with a challenge and good fight. Protip: getting a nice chokehold on him will probably go a long way.<\/small><\/small>
3: The only living thing he truly cares for is his pet pussycat. Do not mess with the liger, lest you die a horrible, horrible death after years of torture. Seriously. Xanxus fucking adores that thing.

[Dino]<\/b> 1: Not long before his 29th birthday, Dino finally caved and got married.

To his lesbian childhood bestie.
2: They have three kids - triplets, no less, two girls and a boy - bringing his grand total of spawn up to four, and as soon as he found out about his first girl he made sure to include Alexandria in family (and Family) life as often as she and her mother wanted.
3: He's still never quite sure exactly what it is that he and Hibari have between them, and has resigned himself to being confused forever. But that's okay with him."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:70088","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/70088.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=70088"}}],"title":"Some shameless pimping before I die into bed:","published":"2010-08-23T03:53:57Z","updated":"2010-08-23T03:53:57Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"shameless pimpage"}},"content":"
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L O N D O N ♔ S H A D O W S<\/font>
\u275d<\/b><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big>It\u2019s London, the year is 1899, and the luxurious Himmelsport floating mini-city for the rich and famous has not long been launched into the skies above the city (though slightly to one side, of course, since the nobility living up there don\u2019t care for drifting through smoke and pollution). The past decade has seen steam-powered technology dash ahead in leaps and bounds, and now all sorts of wondrous things are possible-- provided you can pay for them. The British empire is still thriving; exotic goods turn up from the Orient almost every day, it seems. London has become a cultural melting-pot filled with new arrivals from all parts of the world - some legal, most not, all of them looking for...something. Something they thought they could find only here.

Most of them have been disappointed, because despite the apparent technological wealth of the city, London is still only a paradise for the privileged. There is a near-insurmountable gap between the rich and the poor, and life in the worse areas is almost unbelievably harsh. Still, it\u2019s not all bad. Many of London\u2019s poorer inhabitants still lead fine lives. Life is, as always, what you make of it.

And what will you<\/i> make of it?

Welcome to London Shadows, a wholly AU steampunk-verse multifandom RP.\u275e<\/b><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/font>

↦ RESERVES<\/b> open SEPTEMBER 1st<\/sup> ↤
↦ APPLICATIONS<\/b> open SEPTEMBER 15th<\/sup> ↤<\/small>
↦ GAME OPENS SEPTEMBER 30<\/u>th<\/sup> ↤<\/b><\/font><\/center>
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[Shiny Things<\/a>] [Suggestions & Complaints<\/a>] [Premise<\/a>] [Rules<\/a>] [FAQs<\/a>] [Setting<\/a>]
[NPCs<\/a>] [Info: London<\/a>] [Info: Steampunk<\/a>] [Info: Technology<\/a>]
[Contact List |locked|<\/small><\/a>] [Permissions<\/a>] [Drops\/Hiatus<\/a>] [Housing<\/a>]
[Taken List<\/a>] [Reserves<\/a>] [Application<\/a>] [Wanted Characters<\/a>]
<\/a>Log Comm<\/b><\/a><\/span> | <\/a>Etc Comm<\/b><\/a><\/span> | <\/a>OOC Comm<\/b><\/a><\/span>
<\/a>Mods & NPCs<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/td><\/tr><\/table>

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*OBNOXIOUSLY REFUSES TO CUT FOR YOUR FLISTS* X-(
ps i made it back to canada...less than 4 weeks before i'm home. hmmm.<\/small><\/font>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:69788","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/69788.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=69788"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-08-13T01:30:00","published":"2010-08-13T05:30:24Z","updated":"2010-08-13T05:38:40Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"drabble"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"i ship it"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"pairing whore"}}],"content":"I'm in a shippy mood lately. So. GIMME A PAIRING - ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS + ONE OF MINE - AND A PROMPT, AND MAYBE I'LL BE UNLAZY ENOUGH TO WRITE YOU SOME GODDAMN FIC



oh yeah ps my muselist is over here<\/a>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:69585","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/69585.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=69585"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-08-12T13:28:00","published":"2010-08-12T17:28:35Z","updated":"2010-08-12T17:29:47Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"the saddest bro"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"ilu oli"}}],"content":"runawayballista:<\/b> you know it bro
gotta tone up for the BEER PONG TOURNAMENT
lmao omg i just had
the worst idea
for a story
THE SADDEST BRO: a bro with celiac disease who can't drink bud :(
HE IS LEFT OUT OF ALL THE BEER PONG GAMES :(



LFMAO I CAN'T EVEN"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:69368","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/69368.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=69368"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-08-07T15:03:00","published":"2010-08-07T21:03:36Z","updated":"2010-08-07T21:03:36Z","content":"Another cop-out entry\/meme combo!

Comment with one of my fandoms and I'll tell you my:

Favorite character:
Least Favorite Character:
Character with the best hair:
Character with the best eyes:
Character I'd most want to kiss:
Character I'd most likely screw:
Character I'd make lunch:
Character I'd go singing in the rain with:
Character I'd go shopping with:
Character I'd go dancing with:
Character I'd take over the world with:
Character I'd most want to cosplay as:
Favorite Pairing:
Favorite Yaoi pairing:
Favorite Yuri pairing:<\/i>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:69069","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/69069.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=69069"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-08-05T18:13:00","published":"2010-08-06T00:13:20Z","updated":"2010-08-06T00:13:20Z","content":"I am horrible at updating. and this is a horrible update, because it's just a meme i ganked from kat, but right now i feel way too drained and pissed off to do anything like write a proper entry.



went out of your way just to see someone
started to laugh but played it off as a cough
pretended to text in an awkward situation
been inside of a police vehicle
worked where there were always lots of children around
liked music by someone younger than you
liked a song just because of the lyrics<\/strong>
kept track of your calories
scratched yourself in public
told someone you would always love them
had way too much time on your hands<\/strong>
skipped a sports practice just cause you were tired I NEVER DID SPORTS, DOES THAT COUNT
had a time in your life where you felt invincible
spent more than $300 just at one clothing store
spent more than $500 at one clothing store
cried yourself to sleep
prayed while laying in bed, crying, in the dark
sat outside and just admired how beautiful it was
swam in a lake
got drunk by a lake
lied to a parent about where you were <\/strong>
got caught shoplifting
got annoyed by someone just because of how they presented themselves
fell asleep while on the computer<\/strong>
owned more than 20 pairs of jeans 
owned more than 50 pairs of jeans
admired someone from afar
got caught staring at someone you thought was really cute<\/strong>
rode on the zipper at a carnival DUNNO WHAT IS IT?
weren’t able to fall asleep on christmas eve or easter eve<\/strong>
had senioritis before you were a senior
laid in bed with someone you loved
kept a collection of quotes
created something beautiful
laughed your ass off through an entire movie
bought snacks and popcorn at the movie theater
played arcade games
pissed someone off intentionally
made someone’s day
applied for a job and didn’t get accepted
got too worried over something small
read a story to a child
played “kitchen” and “house” when you were younger
liked decorating things
cursed at a teacher
wished you were more popular
craved attention
been told you had an amazing smile<\/strong>
caused a car accident
had road rage
experienced deja vu GOD ALL THE FUCKING TIME
felt like crying because someone was such an unbelievably good person
wished there were more people like that
got angry just because something was so fucking unfair
flashed strangers<\/strong>
spent a friday or saturday night on tumblr
told yourself you would do something, and then never did
gave up on some people
got excited over something tiny that meant something big
wrote an essay under 10 minutes
finished a math test in less than 20 minutes
ignored someone purposely
dialed 999
been so embarrassed you wanted to die
watched the sunrise<\/strong>
been to florida and never wanted to leave
been to massachusetts
questioned life
been told you have a very big heart
giggled for a long period of time
been inspired by something you’ve read
been depressed
been awake for more than 48 hours
had to pee so bad you couldn’t move
ate food before paying for it
ate food in a grocery store and ended up never paying for it<\/strong>
made homemade donuts
homemade brownies
homemade cookies
homemade cake
closed your eyes and thought of only one person
been in love longer than 3 years
taken a biology class
taken algebra and algebra 2
been harassed
felt like you had no chance with someone
watched the clock cause you were so bored<\/strong>
came to school high
had sex in a car
smiled at a stranger
rode a on shopping cart<\/strong>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:68799","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/68799.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=68799"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-07-15T03:26:00","published":"2010-07-15T07:26:07Z","updated":"2010-07-15T07:26:07Z","content":"

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\n
You Scored as Grif<\/b><\/span>

You're Private Dexter Grif (Red Army). You're the only \"normal\" guy among a bunch of crazy idiots...and are always being used in half-baked plans that will result in your death. Just leave the army. You know you want to.

<\/p>

\n \n
Grif<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		100%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Tucker<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		75%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Caboose<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		70%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Donut<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		65%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Tex<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		65%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Doc<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		60%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Simmons<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		60%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
O'Malley<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		60%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Sarge<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		55%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Church<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		40%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Sheila<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		35%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
\n \n
Lopez<\/font><\/td>\n
<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>
<\/td>		30%<\/td>\n <\/tr>\n <\/tbody><\/table>
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oh."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:68539","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/68539.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=68539"}}],"title":"hurrdurrrrr","published":"2010-07-14T08:01:09Z","updated":"2010-07-14T08:01:09Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"meme"}},"content":"
I write like
H. P. Lovecraft<\/span><\/div>

I Write Like<\/em> by M\u00e9moires, Mac journal software<\/a>. Analyze your writing!<\/b><\/a><\/p><\/div>



guess i should read some lovecraft then."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:68258","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/68258.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=68258"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-06-26T18:24:00","published":"2010-06-27T01:23:59Z","updated":"2010-06-27T01:23:59Z","content":"

You're annoyed. Pissed off. Irritated. Mischievous. Bored.

What do you do?

Troll.<\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/font><\/i>

[<\/a>u got trolled<\/b><\/a><\/span><\/b>] a community created for sharing your wonderful trolling exploits with kindred souls.<\/center>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:68071","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/68071.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=68071"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-06-09T06:48:00","published":"2010-06-09T13:48:35Z","updated":"2010-06-09T13:48:35Z","content":"brb going to seattle and stuff to start this whole MURKIN ADVENTURE shit and whatnot

love you guysssss ♥

(oh ps my phone probably won't work so if you need to get hold of me, send me a DM here or email me. or send a carrier pigeon! that'd be rad.)"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:67591","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/67591.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=67591"}}],"title":"OH MY GOD THIS IS GETTING AWFULLY REAL","published":"2010-06-01T04:40:45Z","updated":"2010-06-01T04:40:45Z","content":"so finished my itinerary<\/a>. IF YOU WANT TO CATCH UP WITH ME LET ME KNOOOOOOW since this tour is basically for the purpose of meeting all y'all. fr srs."},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:67540","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/67540.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=67540"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-05-24T21:06:00","published":"2010-05-25T04:06:30Z","updated":"2010-05-25T04:06:30Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"dericious goodness"}},"content":"OKAY FLIST

i know i've pimped this everywhere else too BUT for those of you who enjoy cooking, I've started a Google Doc<\/a> that anybody can edit; go ahead and throw your favourite recipes up for the world to see! Invite anybody you like. Basically I like to make new fun things and know a lot of you do, too. Go crazy.

\u2665"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:67179","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/67179.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=67179"}}],"title":"everybody and their mother was doing it","published":"2010-05-21T06:00:31Z","updated":"2010-05-21T06:00:31Z","content":"SO I DID TOO

<\/a>
MY THREAD HERE<\/a><\/center>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:66946","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/66946.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=66946"}}],"title":"The New World Order","published":"2010-05-20T06:23:59Z","updated":"2010-05-20T06:23:59Z","content":"So today marked the OH GOD 3 WEEKS UNTIL I LEAVE AHHHHHHHH mark. I'm taking myself off AIM etc etc while at home so I can attempt to get shit done.

One of those things is <\/a>this<\/b><\/a><\/span>. Remember that time I did NaNo and actually made the 50,000 word count even without writing the full friggin' novel<\/s>? This is me postin' up my worldbuilding as I make it up. Basically it's there so I can edit it anywhere easily. Also it looks shiny. But hey, feel free to check in on it every now and again and offer ideas and crit. I'd appreciate that a lot.

All right homies, I'll be around on AIM at work, though I might be slow replying (since SOMEtimes I actually do have to work). If you need me or want to talk to me outside of that, shoot me an email. Peace \u2665"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:66681","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/66681.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=66681"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-05-14T21:01:00","published":"2010-05-15T04:01:23Z","updated":"2010-05-15T04:01:23Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"yay visits"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"epic world tour"}}],"content":"HEY SO FLIST

if i am going to visit you between june 9th and september 4th (or 15th for Canadian types), can you please let me know when is good for you and if you have claimable couchspace for me \u2665

LOVE YOU GUYS I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET UP AND MOLEST<\/s> MOLEST YOU IN PERSON"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phoenix_prose:66369","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/66369.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/phoenix-prose.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=66369"}}],"title":"phoenix_prose @ 2010-05-07T11:00:00","published":"2010-05-07T17:55:28Z","updated":"2010-05-07T17:55:28Z","category":[{"@attributes":{"term":"so fucking excited"}},{"@attributes":{"term":"zomgyay!!!!"}}],"content":"SO I AM OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE GOING AROUND THE STATES FROM THE 9TH OF JUNE TO THE 6TH OF SEPTEMBER.

WHO WANTS TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!"}]}