Showing posts with label Smoking. Show all posts
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Thursday, 26 June 2014

Discounted free speech [updated]

jack thomson

A court case taken by anti-[redacted] zealots shows the absurdity in what they absurdly call smokefree legislation (the only legislation in which, ironically, the word “free” appears).1

A Porirua man has been convicted of obstructing bureaucrats and for displaying signs with the word [redacted] all around his [redacted] shop.

Jack Thomson is a [redacted]. He runs a [redacted] shop in Porirua, and was fined $250 for “obstructing a smokefree officer,” and $2025 for displaying [redacted] advertising. Thomson’s shop, “Discount [Redacted] Supplies,” breaks the Ministry of Health’s law banning [redacted] advertising, as did many of the posters covering the walls inside. Fearful, apparently, that the mere appearance of the word [redacted] might set people off in some way known only to themselves, men and women at the Ministry took on Mr Thomson’s shop as a project, making repeated visits until  Thomson eventually blanked out two letters in the word "[redacted]" on the front of his shop with stickers. Each sticker read, "This is a banned word."  But he refused to remove posters inside with the same word.

The absurdity, perhaps, is that anyone entering a [redacted] shop advertised as such by its signboard would be unsurprised to discover inside posters advertising [redacted].  The anti-[redacted] zealots however seem to think that banning words is their own reward – which for them, being just another manifestation of their power to control behaviour, it probably is.

How little we value free speech, and how easily we have accepted censorship, and control of what peaceful people choose to do.

How absurd.

[Pic by Stuff. Hat tip Julian D.]


1. Graham Edgeler tells me I am technically mistaken:

In legislation that is not smoking related, we also have:
Lower Hutt City (Free Ambulance Site) Act 1977
New Zealand Nuclear Free Zone, Disarmament, and Arms Control Act 1987
Wellington Free Ambulance Act 1941
And, adopting a broad meaning of legislation, there is also:
Electricity (China Free Trade Agreement) Regulations 2008

So there’s those. But of freedom, we have …

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Smoking out the alleged statisticians

CARTOON BY JOHN COX ARTHere’s a more than appropriate cartoon above (from John Cox Art) to accompany Eric Crampton’s pursuit of the sudden, explosive* rise in estimates of the “social cost” of tobacco from the 2007 estimate which put the cost of $300 to $350 million per annum; to the current and still-to-be- substantiated work somewhere within the bowels of the Ministry of Health that suggests, for no good reason, that the figure has now jumped to be “as high as $1 to $1.6 billion per annum.”

Given that sudden jump is being used to justify the sudden inordinate hike in taxes on poor smokers, you think there’s maybe some politics going on here?

Keep up with Eric’s pursuit through his Tobacco posts.  The denouement promises to be good.

And make sure too to congratulate him and Mrs Eric while you’re there on the birth of their new bundle of sleeplessness joy—the announcement of which must be among the most anti-climactic ever.  (“Only an economist…” etc.)

* * * * *

*Yes, I know: if it’s explosive it must by definition be sudden.  But how else to explain the inflation of tobacco costs by one billion dollars in one year except by an inflationary use of words?

Sunday, 2 May 2010

The blue-stocking Nanny [updated]

The Key Government shows us the Nanny State “is alive and kicking – it's just that her petticoats are blue now, not red.”

Not my words, but those of Finlay MacDonald in today’s Sunday Rag.  Words I would have been proud to have written myself.

Words echoed—and who would have ever thought you could say this—in Michael Lhaws’s column for the same rag, in which he concluded “what last week's anti-smoking and anti-drinking endeavours are all about: the middle class telling the lesser classes that they can't be trusted. And if Labour weren't so resolutely PC, they would be all over this issue until election day.”  And so they should be.  And could be.  Because as Finlay MacDonald points out, “if Labour fancied reinventing itself as the enlightened libertarian alternative, John Key and his meddlesome chums might be forced to defend their own record against the charge that they have given nanny a fresh pair of bloomers and even more sensible shoes.”

A charge to which they could only plead guilty.

Read them both:

UPDATE: Never mind that freedom nonsense, time to soak the poor, says Phil Sage.  Just for the record, Phil votes National.

Thursday, 29 April 2010

Nanny Turia takes a leaf from Nanny Palmer’s playbook to make tobacco leaf more expensive [update 5]

So Parliament sat under urgency last night. Excuse me, extreme urgency.

Not to stop the imposition of new taxes, via the Emissions Trading Taxes, which from July 1st will be adding new taxes on power and petrol and much else.

Not to cut company taxes, which might allow NZ’s struggling businesses to get off the floor.

Not to cut income taxes, one of National’s headline election promises which is destined to remain broken.

Not to take GST off food, which would make things easier for low-income folk.

No, it wasn’t sitting under urgency for any of those things.  It was sitting under urgency—excuse me, extreme urgency—so it could whack a new tax on one of the simple pleasures of thousands of New Zealanders.  Hitting (at the behest of the Maori Party) right at the wallets of low-income folk, who are by and large the largest smokers.  Nanny Turia taking a leaf from Nanny Palmer’s playbook to take out the big stick.

The announcement was made in the manner of Muldoon—a late announcement that by midnight the present usurious tax on tobacco would be hiked immediately by another ten-percent on packets of cigarettes, and twenty-four percent on loose tobacco—with more new theft to come next year, and the year after.  And as it was under the Muldoon announcements, folk impacted by the hike headed off to their regular retailers to stock up on their chosen pleasures before the rise.

It was all just like the old days, really. Another National Government whacking on taxes after dark to make enjoying one of life’s little pleasures more difficult.  New taxes on an already over-taxed pleasure.

What will this mean for smokers, who for the most part are low-income folk? Look at it this way:  for a packet of 25 cigarettes now costing around $14.40, without all the the taxes that packet would cost you just $3.40.  All the rest is tax. 

The “thinking” behind last night’s tax hike, if any actual thought was involved here, is that higher taxes will reduce people's smoking. This is “thinking” at its lowest possible ebb.  Smoking is nobody’s business but the smoker’s. Smokers already pay far more than the “social cost” of any possible harm. And smokes are a highly inelastic purchase—meaning that instead of reducing the number of smokes the smoker buys because of the higher cost, it’s just as likely that smokers will reduce their purchase of everything else instead (and the govt will reap a huge windfall). Or they will simply hand their money over to gangs to provide them with more affordable black-market smokes.

So even if you don’t smoke yourself, what this move will do is further encourage the government to tax the hell out of all of life’s little pleasures (smokers are today’s lepers; who’s next?), and to further increase the profits of the gangs.  Smart, huh? No, it’s not.

So it’s a thoughtless, grasping move to placate a party—the Maori Party—who you would think, for all that they’ve been given, that they have secret photos of John Key stashed away somewhere. (Wouldn’t you love to take a peek in Tariana & Pita’s safe to see what they’ve got locked up there?)

And as at least one former ACT supporter wants to know, it now begs the question: how long will ACT go on supporting a government committed to everything the ACT party was once presumed to oppose.  “Where is the line, Rodney?” a blogger at Clint Heine’s blog wants to know.

Well, it’s clearly not this new tax rise, because at least one ACT party MP voted for it . . .

    Clearly there are a lot of proposals, and some, such as raising the alcohol excise, are perhaps aspirational, but the Government will give due consideration to the entirety of the report.
    ‘I look forward to working with my Ministerial colleagues on doing that and drawing out the recommendations that will best achieve an environment where responsible alcohol use marks the New Zealand drinking culture,’ he said.

    “Breathing is aspirational as well, yet the Government seems to favour that. So what's the difference? Class, that's what…
    “Mr Key is Mr Reponsible Drinking. But he is as likely to be seen with a fag as to grow a beard. Prime Ministers do not do that sort of thing anymore… Smoking is a poor man's addiction, as Mrs Turia observes.”

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

DOWN TO THE DOCTOR’S: Meths, death & forgiving a dead Beatle

_richardmcgrath Libertarianz leader Dr Richard McGrath ransacks the newspapers for stories on issues affecting our freedom.

This week: Meths ban mooted, Wellington ratepayers hammered, and a dead Beatle forgiven.

1. “Meths drinking on the increase – What a surprise. Did the politicians, who regularly increase the taxes on booze and cigarettes, and the wowsers who celebrate hysterically every time they do so, really think there would be no consequences in this?
    If you price something off the market, people will look for cheaper alternatives. Such as methylated spirits instead of ethanol-containing beverages. Of course, when there is an unintended side effect to sin taxes, the knee-jerk reaction is to reduce the availability of whatever has sprung up in place of the taxed commodity. But people never learn. Wayne Temple, from the National Poisons Centre at Otago University, now wants to ban methylated spirits. Does he really think that will be the end of the matter and that no-one will poison themselves with intoxicating alcoholic compounds?
    How about a new approach to the problem of health problems related to the use of intoxicatants? Why doesn’t the government just assume for a moment that adults should be permitted the freedom to put whatever they like into their bodies, as long as they remain financially and legally responsible for their actions before and afterward? People would not turn to crap such as meths if it were cheaper to purchase less harmful alternatives. Have the wise heads forgotten (or never learned) the Iron Law of Prohibition?   

2. “Wellington City Council convicted over driver’s death – Can you imagine what would happen if a truck driver working for a private firm died in a crash at work? The directors and shareholders of the company would suffer significant financial penalty, someone would probably wind up behind bars, and Matt McCarten and the authors of The Sub-Standard would demand all CEOs be hanged. But when a city council employee dies, the council receives a fine less than a quarter of the maximum, CEO Gary Poole announces that managers will receive extra training, and it’s back to business as usual. And of course Wellington ratepayers will pay that fine, thank you very much. Looks like the Council’s roading engineers failed to adhere to guidelines on the recommended gradient for the road, allowing drivers to take trucks down a wet 42 degree slope. Yet no-one is held responsible, and the CEO doesn’t have the integrity to sack those responsible for placing council employees at risk of death - and then offer his resignation, as he should.
    Why should Wellington ratepayers have to keep funding a bureaucratic empire that is so blasé about killing its employees? At the very least, property owners should have the option of using other companies for their roading maintenance, rubbish collection, water supply and other utilities, instead of having to use the Wellington City Council.

3. “Vatican forgives John Lennon – How gracious of them. Only took 44 years, after initially condemning Lennon for his observation that the Beatles were “bigger than Jesus” and for claiming that Christianity will “vanish and shrink.” Turns out of course that Lennon was right on both counts--perhaps that’s why he was forgiven! Congregations have been shrinking for decades as the left-wing political tendencies of the churches become more apparent and churches continues their absurd attacks on the wrong people--such as a Catholic archbishop’s decision to excommunicate doctors who performed an abortion on a nine year old girl who was fifteen weeks pregnant with twins after being raped by her stepfather. Was the stepfather excommunicated? Apparently not. Neither have priests in the Catholic church who have been systematically raping children entrusted to their pastoral care for decades.
    The perpetrators of these sex crimes should be brought to justice, and those who have covered up their activities and given them opportunity to re-offend should be exposed. The decision to forgive John Lennon for voicing an opinion which today seems quite reasonable, but which was controversial at the time, is a bizarre distraction from the huge task the Catholic Church must confront--rooting out the paedophiles that lurk within its ranks and assisting in their prosecution under common law.

“When the people fear the government, there is
tyranny - when the government fear the people, there is liberty.”
- Thomas Jefferson  



Tuesday, 19 January 2010

“. . . a fairer tax system”? [update]

BILL ENGLISH HAS BEGUN his working year by talking up his plans for something he calls "a fairer tax system.”  If that bromide is to mean anything at all, then there is only one possible means by which Bill English could deliver such a thing: By not spending so goddamn much.

That, however, is not on the agenda.

Pity, because there’s plenty of easily quashed boondoggles that any responsible Finance Minister would be eyeing up with a sharpened axe:

  • Cindy Kiro's Office for the Children's Commissioner
  • Peter Dunne's Families Commission
  • Paula Rebstock's Commerce Commission
  • David Lange's Ministry for Women's Affairs
  • Jim Anderton's Ministry of Economic Development
  • The Ministry of Youth Development
  • Asia New Zealand Foundation
  • The Ministry of Pacific Island Affairs
  • The Ministry for Maori Affairs
  • The Race Relations Conciliator
  • Alcohol Advisory Council of New Zealand
  • Action on Smoking Hysteria
  • Electricity Commission
  • Energy Efficiency & Conservation Authority
  • The National Advisory Council on the Employment of Women
  • The Department of Labour
  • Welfare for Working Families

That's just a few of the bureaucratic sacred cows that any responsible government should have in their sights when they’re talking about “fairer” taxes. If Bill really did want to relieve the burden of big government from New Zealand taxpayers, then those troughs for time-servers should all be wearing a target.

BUT CUTTING SPENDING IS not on the agenda of Sir Double Dipton.  Shuffling around the means by which he fleeces us is.

As Billy Bob and his boys have already signalled, what they mean by the bromide of “a fairer tax system” is simply a slight fall in income tax and a huge hike in GST and Land Tax—a  cynical piece of sleight of hand that will allow them to sock all New Zealanders while pretending they’ve belatedly kept their election promise to deliver income tax cuts.

There’s no possible way there’s anything “fair” about whacking up the price of land, or the price of everything everywhere.  There’s nothing responsible about making everything more expensive just to pay for this over-spending government, no matter how many worthies say otherwise.

MOST OF THE WORTHIES who talk about such things have been banging excitedly on for months about the prospect of a Land Tax—as if we don’t already have such a thing, and as if it would somehow have stopped the housing bubble from inflating.

It can only be abject ignorance that would allow any commentator to make either argument. 

No Land Tax or Capital Gains Tax anywhere in the world stopped any housing bubble anywhere—it can only be blind faith that keeps anyone insisting it will.

And New Zealand land is already subject to iniquitous financial impositions.  I look for example at a cost estimate prepared for a recent subdivision proposal in Auckland’s eastern suburbs, for which the grey ones will be putting their hands into someone’s pocket to the tune of around $40,000 per site, payable in advance.  That’s a $40,000 dead weight on which a developer will be paying interest, and a new-home buyer will have to make up.  That’s $40,000, plus GST!

No wonder the supply of new homes is already so restricted.  No wonder, with such a restricted supply, house-price inflation is taking off again (something that was easy enough to forecast some months ago). 

Now if that’s not a Land Tax that every new-home buyer is already paying, then I’m a banana.  And if there’s anything fair about whacking on higher taxes to New Zealanders who are already struggling, and consuming their savings as they do, then I’m a whole effing fruit salad.

UPDATE:  From Liberty Scott:

    “According to the NZ Herald, the Prime Minister said, ‘The Government would like to lower personal taxes.’
    “Great stuff.
    “The solution involves two words.
    “CUT SPENDING.
    “Don't increase GST …
    “Don't create new taxes …
    “Think about this John.
    “If income and company tax were reduced to a simple 20% with the first $10k tax free (hardly radical and not Libertarianz  policy), then how much MORE would that encourage a shift of investment from land to business?”

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

DOWN TO THE DOCTOR’S: Sad stories

Libertarianz leader Dr Richard McGrath takes his regularly irreverent look at some of the past week’s headlines.

1. Big Rise In Kids Raised On Benefits -  The number of children living with beneficiaries rose just under 7% in the year to April 2009. The total number of unemployed is up nearly 9% over 3 months. These are serious numbers. The DomPost interviews two Wellingtonians, paedatric surgeon Brendon Bowkett - erroneously described as a paediatrician – and solo parent Deb Kilkelly.

Mr Bowkett believes access to “free” medical assessment for children in poorer areas of the community is vital. It is true that financial considerations are a factor in people not presenting to a doctor when they are seriously ill. But that is not the only factor. Often a family’s lack of funds available for medical care is a result of poor spending decisions and a lack of money being put aside for emergencies. I see it all the time where I work – people pleading poverty while flaunting luxury items such as iPods, mobile phones, pimped cars, cigarettes, jewellery and tattoos.

Solo parent Deb Kilkelly is sucking at least $272 every week from the taxpayer - who had no say in the conception of her child. She doesn’t like paying doctor’s bills. I wonder if she ever thought that if she had a child, it might one day require medical treatment? Has she looked at purchasing medical insurance? Has she shopped around for a less expensive doctor? Has she thought of using cloth nappies? Has she looked at Muriel Newman’s Oily Rag website?

Social Welfare Minister Paula Bennett says New Zealand has a “generous” welfare system – for whom, Paula? For those forced to subsidise dysfunctional families and thus encourage more of them, or for those trapped on benefits where attempts to move into employment are penalised?

2. Family Wins Compo Fight For Meningitis Boy – Two issues here: firstly, doctors are clobbered not only if their intervention harms the patient, but if they choose not to intervene and the patient’s condition worsens. Secondly, doctors and other health professionals face double and triple jeopardy if their treatment is considered substandard.

This story is sad – a toddler contracts meningococcal disease and loses part of two limbs. A doctor fails to make the notoriously difficult diagnosis at first presentation – I can tell you that is every GP’s nightmare. The child later develops a rash suggestive of meningitis. The parents, apparently having been told by the doctor that the problem was not meningitis, delay presentation to the hospital, with tragic results.

ACC accept a claim for medical misadventure. This is overturned on appeal to the District Court. The doctor is landed with $3000 in costs. But here’s the kicker: according to the doctor, the Health and Disability Commissioner had already cleared him of making any error.

So there we have it. Despite being exonerated in one forum, the doctor can be punished in another. And let’s not forget the Human Rights Review Tribunal, yet another place where doctors can be hauled and put on trial. Triple jeopardy. Where’s the justice?

The good news is that ACC, the monopoly accident insurer we are forced to fund unless we want to go to prison, will now be paying compensation to the poor lad.

3. Wire-cutters Threat Over Paper Road – Sick of vandalism and abuse of his land, a farmer wants local government (the people who force him to allow others access across his property) or local Maori (the main users of this accessway) to pay for a fenced road across his land. The Central Hawkes Bay district council have suggested the landowner fork out $27,000 for fencing materials so that a new road can be built. The owner, quite rightly as I see it, wants the council to go to hell. It’s high time paper roads were sold or gifted to those on whose land they lie, with ownership established so that disputes like the one above would not even arise.

4. Wellington Trains On Track To $2.5m Blowout – The Wellington train service is losing money because of piss-poor

Service. What a surprise. Numbers using the service dropped by 8.5 percent. But don’t worry, the ratepayers captured by the greater Wellington Regional Council (including yours truly) will foot the bill. Do we get a chance to sack the incompetent KiwiRail operators? Not a chance. We just have to keep subsidising these losers, along with lifetime busybodies like Fran Wilde, Chris Laidlaw, Judith Aitken, John Burke, Sandra Greig and Ian Buchanan who sit on the GWRC using our money on projects we would never consider in our wildest dreams spending a cent of it on.

If no-one wants to use these substandard trains, then wind the service up. Why should those of us who never use the trains be made to subsidise this inconvenient and outdated method of transport? If rail is such a good option, people who use it won’t mind paying for it in full. Otherwise, put Michael Cullen’s train set back in the cupboard.        

See y’all next week!
Doc McGrath

Monday, 2 November 2009

Busybodies, One, Two, Three

There were busybodies all over the place over the weekend.  Busybodies making sure that you didn’t smoke in bars, drink alcohol in public places and – most importantly! – that you didn’t talk into your phone while your car was moving or while "stationary in the normal flow of traffic, such as approaching intersections, traffic lights or roadworks."

This was important work – or so all the busybodies seemed to think.  Didn’t matter if you were eating while driving, or putting on your make up, or playing with the radio or you iPod – just as long as you weren’t talking to someone on that little electronic device we call a phone.

Bloody busybodies. They’re everywhere.

But I have a confession to make. I'm a busybody myself.

Yes, I’m a busybody. There, I've said it.  You'll notice that I frequently tell off busybodies for their bossiness, but the perceptive among you have noticed I'm one myself.

I have strong opinions and I don’t care who knows it.

I think taxation is theft.  That a government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take it all away again. That where liberty is concerned, “moderation” is suicide. That the point of liberty is to make the world safe for reason.

I hold these opinions strongly and, like all busybodies, I think my opinions should be yours too.  And if you don’t like those opinions, I have others.

I think it's wrong to listen to rap and techno.  I think smoking cigarettes in company is impolite and consuming recreational pharmaceuticals is dumb – but I think it’s your right to do that if you choose to.  

I endorse teaching youngsters phonetics, admiring figurative painting and sculpture, and building homes following the principles of organic architecture. I think you should listen to Wagner and Duke Ellington, refrain from eating meat, and avoid bad beer altogether. I think you should follow Australian Football and support Geelong, read Ayn Rand, Raymond Chandler and Umberto Eco, and drink martinis under a starry sky while filing your subscriptions to The Free Radical and the MG Car Club and your membership in the Libertarianz.

Like Sue Kedgley and Steven Joyce and the nannies in ASH and and ALAC I'm opinionated and bossy, and I don't care who knows it.  There is one small point of difference, however.  The main point is, the little question of persuasion.  Of persuasion as opposed to force.

There are two kinds of  busybodies, you see: those who want to persuade you that you're wrong and they're right (that's me, and I am), and those who want to force you.  Those who appeal to reason to demonstrate the superiority of their ideas, and those who resort to the big stick.

Doesn't matter who's right in that end, since even if you're right and they're wrong there's nothing you can do once Nanny's stick comes out.

You who never understand the difference between persuading someone to do your bidding, and coercing them never truly understand or respect the crucial difference between treating someone as a slave and respecting them as a a free man.

Using persuasion rather than coercion is the recognition that human beings are sovereign individuals, with the right to make their own choices, and to commit their own mistakes. Using force takes their choices away.

One appeals to the human mind, to human reason. The other treats people as a subject, as a serf, as a mindless chattel.

The truth is this: That just because you feel strongly about something that gives you no right to impose your feelings upon others who may in no wise agree with you.

A new law is not persuasion. No matter how many other MPs you can persuade, the effect of that law is the assembling of the vast might of legislative, judicial and police powers to enforce this thing about which you feel so strongly. That's force. That's coercion.

Talking about bringing in a ban is not persuasion, it is not a "national debate we should be having." It’s simply the first act in a three-act drama of bullying to come.

I say think twice before reaching for a ban, or calling for a legislative smack around people’s head.

If smacking is bad because it uses force against children, as some people have argued, then why isn't force bad when it's used against adults (who -- unlike children -- do have the full power of reason).

If date rape is bad because it takes away a woman's right to refuse consent (and so it does), then so too is every form of coercion in that it too takes away the power of consent.

In his seminal essay on Persuasion Versus Force Mark Skousen argues, "The triumph of persuasion over force is the sign of a civilised society." And so it is. What's wrong with persuading people, rather than using force? What’s wrong with reasoning with them instead of reaching for the big stick.  Isn't that -- or shouldn't that be -- the mark of a truly civilised society? If you look for symbolism, you might think of it as reason against brute force, or the mind versus the gun.

Isn’t it more civilised to appeal to what’s in someone’s mind by reason, than to reach for a gun to refuse that mind permission to think?  As Ayn Rand sais, “Force and mind are opposites; morality ends where a gun begins.”

How about we ban bans, and think about being civilised instead.

Freedom means the freedom to make mistakes.  It means leaving people free to make their own mistakes – to listen to rap and country music; to read Danielle Steel and Dan Brown; to smoke like a trooper and talk and text on their cellphones.

As Sir James Russell Lowell said, "the ultimate result of protecting fools from their folly is to fill the planet full of fools."

As the man says, if it makes sense, then they wouldn't have to force you.

Friday, 9 October 2009

Friday morning ramble

twitter_logo_header It’s not possible to talk here at NOT PC about every good story and every great link I read or you send me. That’s what my Twitter page is for, where you can can get all these links to great reading “live” if you’re visiting there regularly. But if you haven’t been reading regularly enough, or you wanted a wee reminder about something you meant to check out, then here’s your (ir)regular Friday ramble through this bunch o’ liberty links. 

Great quote to counter a popular straw man:
"An individualist is a man who lives *for* himself not *by* himself."
(Said by an 8-year-old girl!)

Something for politicians, mainstream economists and Reserve Bank Governors to think about:
“True, governments can reduce the rate of interest in the short run. They can issue additional paper money. They can open the way to credit expansion by the banks. They can thus create an artificial boom and the appearance of prosperity. But such a boom is bound to collapse soon or late and to bring about a depression.”
- Ludwig Von Mises, Omnipotent Government

Observe that in all the propaganda of the ecologists—amidst all their appeals to nature and pleas for "harmony with nature"—there is no discussion of man's needs and the requirements of his survival. Man is treated as if he were an unnatural phenomenon. Man cannot survive in the kind of state of nature that the ecologists envision—i.e., on the level of sea urchins or polar bears. . . .
- Ayn Rand (1971), "The Anti-Industrial Revolution," Return of the Primitive

"Money is the tool & symbol of a society built on mutual, voluntary trade rather than forced labor, duty to the state, or war."
-Ayn Rand

Enjoy!
PC

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

DOWN TO THE DOCTOR’S: Maori, Megatron and the Money-go-round

Libertarianz leader Dr Richard McGrath takes his regularly irreverent look at some of the past week’s headlines.

1. Key Under Pressure On Tobacco Price Hike - The Maori Party, brown wing of the Nicotine National Socialists, want to hurt the people they purport to represent via another increase in taxes on cigarettes. They also want a select committee to “bring these bastards from the tobacco companies out in the open.” Never mind that until the 1970s these same “bastards” used to provide New Zealanders with jobs. Never mind that many people still enjoy a smoke without hurting anyone else.
    Tariana Turia needn’t worry – although the Sunday Star Times article I’ve linked to claims the Key administration has an aversion to moves that could be seen as “nanny state,” John-Boy’s government is steaming ahead with an Emission Trading Scam and a capital gains tax (profit is such a filthy word, John - stamp it out as fast as you can).
    Tariana is fuming however that tobacco companies dropped their prices (as a lot of businesses do in a time of recession), and wants to punish them for it. One of ASH’s Obergruppenfuhrers, Ben Youdan, admits upping taxes would be a “revenue-booster” for the government. Thank you for your honesty, Ben. That’s what sin taxes are all about – stopping people enjoying themselves while gouging consumers. ASH, the Maori Party and John-Boy are a bunch of fucking morons. Don’t they realise that if Joe Average can’t afford to buy cigarettes legally, he will grow his own, or (more likely) buy some from a private “black” market source (which, of course, is illegal). And who will supply this contraband tobacco? Why, the same lovely people that supply people of all ages with cannabis, methamphetamine and other illicit drugs. The gangs. That’s it!
    Tariana must be gunning for the gang vote in 2011.

2. One in Six Now Born Into Poverty – The NZ Council of Christian Social Services delivers some chilling statistics – 20,000 more children on the welfare rolls over the past year; waiting lists for food parcels; families disintegrating under financial stress. One in six children now born into “poverty.” Unemployment trebling in the past year.
    John-Boy has the power to reverse these alarming trends, liberate the poor from welfare addiction and help them into jobs. Do it now, John: abolish GST, a tax that unfairly hits the poor hardest; make the first $50,000 of income tax-free (that way you could scrap Welfare for Families, the Labour Party’s ploy to lead middle class people to the trough and invite them to drink their own blood until they beome addicted to it); and end minimum wage laws. In other words, economic deregulation – as per Libertarianz Party policies from the 2008 election. Feel free, John – steal our ideas, we don’t mind.
    Those children who are not yet sucked into the public welfare system’s vortex of despair and misery may one day thank you for it.

Hide01 3. Hide: The Minister For Constitutional Change – What a disappointment Rodney Hide has been since he and his party joined the government benches. Supercity – one noose for the people of Auckland. Instead of scaling down and strangling the powers of the existing Auckland local bodies, Rodney Hide creates a bigger and more dangerous monster - Megatron, which will crush any resistance from ratepayers as it chews up their money.
    For 2010, Rodney proposes a Taxpayer’s Rights Bill – tying government spending increases to the rate of inflation and population increases – presumably the two multiplied together. Not cutting taxes on people who own real estate, but guaranteeing to increase these taxes. A Taxpayer’s Rights Bill is akin to a Rape Victim’s Rights Bill that doesn’t prosecute the rapist, but promises him a bigger and better violation next time.
hood01     If this is the best ACT can do, they are doomed in 2011. Rodney, you are on a suicide mission. From the ACT website, among the first four ACT “plans” are cutting government waste, reducing taxes, limiting the scope of local government and reducing bureaucracy. How the hell do Megatron and the Tax-Rape Victims Rights Bill achieve the above?
    For the first time - and I never thought I would do this - I am publicly calling for Rodney Hide’s replacement as leader of ACT. It is disappointing to see Rodney abandon principles the Libertarianz Party have always espoused, but from which ACT have departed under their current leader.

4. Public money spent on shopping – shades of Tuku Morgan, but worse; chief parasite at the Hutt Valley Youth Health Trust (Vibe) spent $21,000 on clothes about which she initially lied, saying they were for clients to wear to job interviews. Not only that, but her staff paid their children $70 an hour as cleaners. Not only that, but large wads of taxpayer money were transferred electronically (i.e. stolen) and placed into accounts belonging to the said parasite and her friend. And not only that, but money already extorted from productive people by the IRD, then handed on to bureaucrats and finally to Vibe, was not returned to the IRD fast enough by Vibe, who failed to file a declaration (“tax return”) in order to allow the IRD to estimate how much pre-stolen money they should re-steal from Vibe. The result: penalties for filing late tax returns, so that even more pre-stolen money ended up being re-stolen.
    Oh well, I guess the IRD were going to get it all eventually, anyway. Meanwhile, the chief parasite and her co-parasites were meeting in cafes, attending gyms, showering each other with gifts and throwing parties, with the money that Bob Russell (IRD’s head bloodsucker) took from you and I because we were too successful. Chief parasite’s husband says she has been “punished enough”. Apparently, “she was just hung out to dry by the board,” poor darling. Am I the only one who thinks this conniving, thieving scumbag should be sacked immediately, her name and photo circulated to every private employer in the country, and be forced to pay back every cent she stole, plus interest?                                   

See y’all next week!
Doc McGrath

Monday, 14 September 2009

The “Listening” opposition? [update 3]

Isn’t it funny how political parties begin “listening” – or at least they begin to say that they’re listening – whenever they’re out of power.  Yet as John Boy’s National Party demonstrates, they always stop listening just as soon as their feet get under the cabinet table.

“If new Labour Leader Phil Goff is sincere in his remorse over his party's ‘political correctness’ [and nanny state governance] while in office, Labour could be back in power sooner than polls currently indicate, says Lindsay Perigo.

And if Labour’s mea culpa were truly sincere, however, it would hardly have followed up Phil’s fillip with a reminder of the nine years of political correctness we’ve just endured: with the announcement that “taxpayer-funded condoms at supermarkets, dairies and service stations are on today's Labour Party agenda.” Just unbelievable.

And if Goff were serious, he would have realised that there was more nastiness to nanny state than

just shower heads and light bulbs.  He could have made a full mea culpa by apologising for the full gamut of Nanny’s meddling:

There she is inspecting school lunchboxes.
Telling us not to lie in the sun.
Not to drink more than seven servings.
Not to drive too fast.
Not to drive too often.
Not to smoke at home.
Not to smoke in the car.
Not to smoke in the pub.
Not to smoke at all, really (you getting the message)?

She tells us how discipline our children (or not).
That we may not let them eat tasty food.
That we must pay for hysterical advertising that treats adults like children.
That we must not watch advertising that treats us like adults.
That we may not drive fast cars in industrial areas at night.
That we may not climb tall ladders.
That we may not act in ways that Nanny deems "anti-social."
That we may not buy vitamins and minerals without a prescription from Nanny.
That we may not drink alcohol in public places.
That we may not smoke cigarettes at work or in the pub.
That we may not smoke marijuana anywhere.
That we may not ride a bicycle without a helmet.
That we may not walk a poodle without a muzzle.
That we may not buy fireworks that go ‘Bang!’
That we may not repair our own property if Nanny says we can't.

She’s everywhere!  She tells us:
We may only build the houses Nanny says we can.
We may not build houses at all where Nanny says we can’t.
We may not advertise for young female employees.
We may not open for business on days Nanny specifies.
When we do open for business, we must act as Nanny's unpaid tax collectors.
We may not fire staff who steal from us.
We may not fire staff, whatever their employment contract says.
We must surrender our children to Nanny’s factory schools.
We must pay for teachers that can’t teach and for centres of education that aren’t.
We must believe that Alan Bollard knows what he’s doing.
We must believe that our money is not our own.
We must not call bureaucrats “arseholes.”
We must not offend people paid to boss us around with our money.
We must answer stupid questions when Nanny asks us.
We may not spend our own money in ways of which Nanny disapproves.
We may not defend ourselves against people who try to kill us.
We must pretend that snails are more important than we are.
We must pretend that murderers are people too.
We must apologise to tribalists for things we didn’t do.
We must not offend criminals for things they did do.
We must apologise to conservationists for things we need to do.
We must apologise for success.
We must ignore failure.
We may not end our own lives when we choose.
We must pay for art we don’t like and TV shows we don’t watch.
We must pay middle class families to become welfare beneficiaries.
We must pay no-hopers to breed.

Nanny state was not a myth.  Nanny was and still is rampant – has been for more than nine years, and if the present govt continues the trend as they have she will continue her stultifying dominance for many more.  That has to give Goff a chance, which he’s perhaps only now belatedly realising.

But  Goff must also realise that Labour’s kicking in both the last elections and in recent polling is for nine years of nastiness more than that just encompassed by the ‘soft fascism’ of the nanny state.

  • The Electoral Finance Act, which were direct attacks on free speech and democracy, and as far as the electorate was concerned was ‘Labour’s Poll Tax.’
  • The blatant theft of an election by using the money taken from taxpayers to run the Prime Minister's Office to run for the Office, demonstrating an utter disregard for constitutional restraints.
  • The introduction of retrospective legislation to legitimise the theft, indicating that in the area of constitutional restraints on government, we're down there with Botswana.
  • The desperate move thereafter for taxpayer funding of political parties as a means to fill its empty coffers.
  • The move to tax working industry into submission with an ideologically driven emissions trading scam.
  • Fording unmarried people to get married.
  • Passing the Foreshore and Seabed Act, which in one stroke removed the right of litigants in common law to prove before a court that they have property rights in these areas -- demonstrating an utter disregard for judicial independence, common law and property rights.
  • The Muldoonist bullying of any media organisations who opposed you.
  • The renationalisation of the Accident Compensation Corporation, NZ Rail and Air New Zealand (after refusing permission for Air New Zealand to make its own way in the world), and the ever-expanding, ever-more intrusive meddling in all areas of the economy.
  • Piling up the tax take to pay for a new welfare system that was little more than an election bribe: i.e., Welfare for Working Families, which takes with one hand and doles out with the other; which demonstrates that trickle down is not a characteristic of capitalism, but of state worship; which makes beneficiaries out of one third of the country; which raises the marginal tax rate of those beneficiaries to levels of nearly ninety percent; and which will 'normalise' for a whole generation the lifestyle of sucking off the state tit -- damage on a generational scale for an election bribe that worked for just one term.
  • Nine years of tax-and-spend, without even a shadow of a chance of a tax cut – nine years of golden weather pissed away.
  • No action taken at all to increase property rights protection under the Resource Management Act, to make any positive changes to the state's disastrous factory schools, or to slow down the rampantly soft fascism of political correctness that infests the government half of the economy, and is slowly taking over the other half.
  • The evisceration of New Zealand’s ability to defend itself.
  • The vicious scapegoating of minorities (yes, I’m talking about the Brethren) and troublesome whistle blowers (Erin Leigh, Madeleine Setchell, Christine Rankin, Owen Glenn), and their final, desperate substitution of dirt-digging and mud-slinging for policy and debate (yes, we’re all still looking at you Mike Williams – and you Trevor Mallard for your bullshit about “American Bagmen” and the “cash for policies” crap). Isn’t it easy to forget how vicious these bastards were to anyone who opposed them.
  • The distinct and lingering impression that it was always above the law – Doonegate, Speedgate, Fieldgate, PledgeCardgate, etc. etc.: so much legally incorrect conduct and it was only Mallard and not Heather Simpson who ever got into court.
  • The rampant numerical and fiscal inflation of the grey politically correct mass of Wellington’s bureaucracy.
  • The grey miasma of bullying and electoral corruption that finally came to linger over the last term, and that finally solidified into the boot up its arse that ejected.

If he apologised for some of that nannying then he might acquire some credibility in opposition as this Government’s nanny Steven Joyce and its senior consultant wowser Geoffrey Palmer keep right on imposing the shackles.

If he acknowledged that his present party was so cynically vicious when it held the reins of power he might attain some credibility to attack this government for its own tentative excursions down that road.

And make no mistake, it’s important that Goff does swiftly acquire credibility because after nine months in power, its apparent this government is at least as determined as the last one to keep New Zealand’s ship of state on the same fundamental course.

It won’t be until Phil grasps the nettle and makes his party electable again that his own party wil attract donors again, and this present ruling party will feel the electoral pressure for real, fundamental change – which is what is so desperately needed if we’re to earn real prosperity and regain our basic freedoms.  Which means that Phil must first realise the full extent the last nine years of Labour’s iniquity.

I look forward to Phil’s full apology so the deck-chair shuffling can end.

UPDATE 1: Some editing done and a new list added.

UPDATE 2: Russell Brown reckons that Phil needed to “draw a line under the former leadership” but feels there was no need to throw what he calls “some sensible ideas” out of the cot. What “sensible ideas” were those?  Turns out Russell still likes the light-bulb ban.  Still likes the forced folation of bread. Still likes the smacking ban. Quite likes the new idea of “taxpaid condoms for all.”

Blimey, with supporters like these . . .

UPDATE 3: TWR suggests in the comments one I’ve forgotten: "Forcing unmarried people to get married" law from early in Labour’s tenure.  I’ve added it now.

Any others I’ve forgotten?  We could work up a full list and send it to Phil to make the full apology we’d all really like to see.  :)

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

DOWN TO THE DOCTOR’S: Taxes, pay and blood money – you’d almost need a drink!

In which Libertarianz leader Dr Richard McGrath takes his regularly irreverent look at some of the past week’s headlines.

richardmcgrath 1. PM to ministers: Pay for spouses' trips yourself – John Key wants his MPs to pay the air fares of their dearly beloved when the latter accompany them on junkets. Similarly, the taxpayer will no longer be forced to pay for MPs’ hair cuts and gym memberships, but the Sky TV subscription will remain paid for with Other People’s Money.
    Well, it’s a start.
    Key feels pressured after Phil Goff pointed out that National have spent more than double what Labour did on ministerial travel in their first three months in office. Interestingly, now that the Mt Albert by-election is over, John Key admonishes his MPs, saying he doesn’t want to see ministers travelling for no particular reason. Of course, the cluster of high-ranking National and Labour MPs that found they had business in Auckland just before the by-election was purely coincidental.
    Despite all this anguish over abuse of taxpayer dollars, I can’t help thinking John Key has missed the forest for the trees. Most of his government departments could have their entire budgets slashed, if the National Party had the integrity to implement policies consistent with its core values, namely: individual freedom and choice, limited government, personal responsibility, competitive enterprise and rewards for achievement. I can only think of one party that would follow through on these values.

2. Pay Equity Protest At ParliamentI almost feel sorry for Labour and their trade union lackeys, protesting against the scrapping of a pay equity investigation and the disbanding of the pay and equity unit at the Labour Department [Well done, Mr Key - now disband the department itself, and allow the private sector to match people to jobs without bureaucrats getting in the way].
    Poor old Helen Kelly. She is fighting a lost battle, over an issue that is increasingly irrelevant in today’s changing markets.
    If one employee is more productive than another, an employer is likely (if he or she has any sense) to pay the more productive employee more. The way for women to gain ‘pay equity’ (which is a nebulous concept anyway), is for them to outstrip men in terms of productivity on average. Which means: individual women striving hard to match and surpass males doing the same job.
    Helen Kelly and her rent-a–mob need only look at her namesake, another Ms Kelly, the Westpac CEO, whose 2008 remuneration package can be seen on page 21 in this report: a rather nice $8.5M – nearly $3M ahead of the male in second place. The Acting CEO of Westpac NZ was getting a measly $1.1M.
    Women can make it in business – they don’t need help from politicians, however well-meaning. Kelly and her mob are asking for equal pay for all, regardless of productivity. I think they’re making fools of themselves.

3. Private hospitals get greater public roleWhile this might sound a good idea, and both ACT and National seem to think it is, I think it will backfire on the private sector and on the standards of health care.
    Private providers are being asked to jump into bed with politicians, and to accept blood money – extorted from New Zealanders by the IRD – for their services. Tony Ryall is cunning – he is looking to pick off private providers during the economic downturn, when their business is slow and they are looking for opportunities elsewhere. Unfortunately they may find the government screwing down the prices they are willing to pay, and wanting more and more control over how these providers operate. The distinction between public and private will become increasingly blurred, and before they know it some of these private contractors will wake up one morning to find themselves state servants.
    Don’t say you weren’t warned.

4. Alcohol prices to rise with tax hikes tomorrow – The new government agrees with old government that drinking, like earning money, is sinful and should be taxed in order to discourage it. Not so sinful, mind you, to ban alcohol from Beehive functions, but too much for the serfs to be able to use wisely.
    How patronising! Never mind the jobs that will be threatened when the price of alcohol to the consumer rises. I wonder whether, during a time of economic deflation, sin taxes would be lowered?
    Only one political party promises No New Taxes for New Zealanders: an end to GST (a tax which hits less well-off people the hardest), and people being allowed to keep the first $50,000 of income earned. In time, excise taxes on booze and cigarettes would disappear as well. How can this be done? Privatise those government departments and ministries that could serve some useful purpose, and dump the rest; stop paying no-hopers to breed; stop trapping people in welfare dependency; and stop penalizing those who work hard and create wealth. Common sense, really.

See y’all next week!
Doc McGrath

* * Richard McGrath’s DOWN TO THE DOCTOR’S column appears every Wednesday here at NOT PC * *

Monday, 27 April 2009

Nannying: Still annoying, still not working

Lindsay Mitchell has some impressive statistics here and here suggesting the effect of the government’s nannying campaigns to get you to “behave” are having about as much effect as your mother’s exhortations to “be careful” used to.

  • A study published in the NZ medical journal says sales of cigarettes are rising, even with (some might say despite) constant hectoring from the nannies.
  • In the face of nightly horror-show car-crash advertising and the like, the percentage of fatal crashes with alcohol/drugs as a factor has shown no measurable change over the ten years to 2007.
  • In fact, the percentage of drivers driving over the legal limit appears to be increasing.
  • And while figures indicate that that lots of people “remember” the “It’s not Okay” hectoring (the figures do not record with what level of affection), there are no figures conclusively showing that people have stopped hitting each other because of it all.

Which causes Lindsay to wonder

    if all these hugely expensive tax-payer funded media campaigns are just glorified make-work schemes. I also wonder if they don't sometimes provoke an emotional backlash.
    One thing is clear - getting the message is not the same thing as acting it on.

And is it just me, or didn’t the National Party promise before the last election that they were going to shut down the cavalcade of nannying that fills the TV screens, and the coffers of compliant advertising agencies?  Notice any diminution in the avalanche?

As Susan the Libertarian says, “It’s not the Advertising, It’s how we’re Advertising”:

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

LIBERTARIAN SUS: Of Losers & Letterboxes

This week, Susan blasts the vandals…

susanryder2 Unfortunately for me, I’m prone to migraines. They’re not much fun. I wouldn’t even wish one on a Green MP – and there’s not much I wouldn’t wish on a Green MP.

Fortunately, it prevented me from making this date last week. I say that because I was angry and it would have shown and I wouldn’t have been sorry.

I can’t stand vandalism. It’s inexcusable. It’s not to be written off lightly as just mischievous behaviour; it’s downright lousy and criminal. The perpetrators are often, but not exclusively, aimless older kids who seem to do little but delight in wanton destruction.

Sadly, there’s a lot of it. Last year we saw the tragic outcome of what happened when a fed-up householder took matters into his own hands, resulting in the death of a vandal. Bruce Emery is now serving a custodial sentence for manslaughter. The dust had barely settled on Emery’s sentencing when I learned that my grandmother’s letterbox had been destroyed for the fifth time in about a year. Her elderly neighbours’ letterbox was also smashed to the ground and kicked along the footpath for good measure.

“So what?” you might say. “It’s only minor. It’s only bored kids, etc.” No, it’s not. It’s a real nuisance and a waste of time and money. But more than that, much more than that, is the menacing attitude behind the action.

Speaking plainly, it screams “fuck you.” It exemplifies total disrespect for other people and their property. It conveys a frightening mindlessness. And it most certainly qualifies as entry-level crime.

When Ann Hercus was Police Minister in the 1980s, she publicly said that she wasn’t concerned with property crime. That was the start of the finish and Ann’s chooks have come home to roost. In fact they’ve pecked their way to her old colleague Helen Clark’s electorate, with last weekend’s vicious little escapade of three armed teenagers demanding ice-cream and sweets from a Sandringham dairy owner, before upping the ante to cigarettes and money.

3News showed Helen Clark turning up to express her outrage at such a horrific situation. Quite rightly calling it a vile act, she wondered why this sort of thing was occurring. “What’s going wrong with our families?” she asked.

Now call me old-fashioned, Possums, but I found that just a bit rich coming from the very person who, until recently, has been running the country since Adam was a cowboy. I note that 3News didn’t feel the urge to remind her of that either. I’m sure Ann Hercus could shed some light.

Back to my grandmother. She’s a remarkable woman who, at 95, still lives independently in her own home, doing for herself and leading an active life. Aside from her superannuation, she makes no demands upon the state whatsoever, deploring and eschewing the state hand-out mentality.

So when I hear the news that some useless little bastard has just randomly decided to attack her property, unnerving her in the process, it makes my blood boil. The truth is that I want to grab the kid and kick his or her arse into the middle of next week and the week after that. I want them to know what retribution feels like – and what the fear of that retribution feels like. I want them to know in no uncertain terms that unpleasant behaviour has unpleasant consequences.

But I can’t do that. And the police don’t seem to have a clue, either. (Ann’s ideas took root). So you tell me what needs to be done. I’d especially like to hear from those who were critical of Bruce Emery. I’m all ears.

Because know what? I’m still angry and it shows and I’m not at all sorry.

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Thursday, 22 January 2009

NOT PJ: Smoke and MRIs

BernardDarnton This week in his regular column, Bernard Darnton has scientifically calculated the amount of bullshit in the newspaper -- and finds it’s increased by 76.29% since records began!

EVERY MORNING I ASK MYSELF how much crap there is in the newspaper.

Readers of yesterday’s Press and Dominion Post were greeted with a Clockwork Orange image from a cigarette package to illustrate a Ministry of Health press release dressed up as reporting. The headline said, “Warnings credited with smoking fall,” which was good sense on the part of the newspaper because it left the logical fallacy in the hands of the author of the press release rather than in those of the newspaper that was regurgitating it.

National Director of Tobacco Control – a job title that no doubt comes with a spiffing uniform – Ashley Bloomfield was noting that a “dramatic drop” in smoking rates has occurred since the introduction of compulsory gory photographs on cigarette packets.

The idea that because one event follows another the relationship must be causal is known to philosophers as the post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy. That’s Latin for “we just make this shit up.”

Bloomfield admits that it’s “hard to attribute specific drops … to specific interventions” but is confident, even without evidence, that the gory photographs are effective. Action on Smoking and Health (ASH), a branch of the Ministry of Health, agrees with the Ministry of Health. They apparently have “anecdotal evidence” that the new warnings work.

I have anecdotal evidence that people think the warnings are a joke. I know a single male in his forties who regards children the way most people regard termites, who always asks for the “Smoking may harm your baby” packs. More tobacco-advertising-related wishful thinking.

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a huge increase in smoking amongst teenage boys – just so they can get the warning labels. “I’ll swap you a clogged artery and a gangrenous toe for the eye operation and the bleeding brain.” Kewwwl.

Given the Ministry’s statistics, the warnings may well have increased smoking; we just don’t know. Jamie Whyte, author of Crimes Against Logic, calls statistics “the chemical weapons of persuasion.” “Just release a few statistics into the discussion and the effects will soon be visible within moments: eyes glaze over, jaws slacken, and soon everyone will be nodding in agreement.”

Dr Bloomfield isn’t so much nodding in agreement as babbling in confusion. The same man who noted the “dramatic drop” in smoking over the last two years also notes, in a part of the press release not copied into the newspaper, that the drop in adult smoking, from 24.3% to 23.9%, is “not statistically significant”. I.e. it may not even be a drop – it may be so small it’s just a measurement error.

Indeed, if some recent research proves valid he should be exhibiting another symptom of chemical weapons poisoning: namely, crapping himself. Recent brain imaging research has suggested that seeing the warnings stimulates the desire to smoke rather than puts people off, presumably because the emotional brain lights up in desire for more nicotine far faster than the rational brain plods to the conclusion that it’s a bad idea because you might get a gammy toe in a few decades.

The brain imaging research is new and has plenty of critics but at least doing an experiment is a better approach than wishful thinking. Assuming that whatever you do is brilliant and guaranteed to work isn’t what scientists call “scientific”.

The hard science of cause and effect is slowly creeping into territory currently occupied by the social “science” of coincidence and reportage. The question is not how much crap is there in the newspaper, but when will they finally get too embarrassed to print it?

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Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Where's Nanny? The PM says she's an 'urban myth'!

In the Leaders Debate on Monday night, in a rare moment when John Campbell wasn't speaking, John Key pointed out that the government has been "storming through the front door"; Clark challenged him to come up with examples, as if the very idea of this combination of gargoyle and dominatrix was some sort of urban myth (a line promoted by The Double Standard).  The best he could do was to begin a list starting with lightbulbs and ending with showers, and not very much in between.

The reason he was so pissweak? 

Simple.  Because his own party was co-signatory to the worst example of nannying this decade, the anti-smacking law.  Hard to bring that up as an example when you yourself shared responsibility for it.

Because his own party began the anti-tobacco hysteria back in the time of Headmistress Shipley, banning (yes, banning) the magazine 'Cigar Afficianado' because it fell foul of the National Party's line.

Because his own party is going to start DNA testing everyone arrested for an imprisonable offence.

Because his own party wants to confiscate the proceeds of crime from defendants, before their guilt is even proved in a court of law.

Because his own party, especially in the days of Headmistress Shipley, was as big a Nanny as Harridan Helen.

But to call the existence of the Nanny State an urban myth is just breath-taking. 

There she is inspecting school lunchboxes.
Banning smacking.
Telling us not to lie in the sun.
Not to drink more than seven servings.
Not to drive too fast.
Not to drive too often.
Not to smoke at home.
Not to smoke in the car.
Not to smoke in the pub.
Not to smoke at all, really (you getting the message)?

She tells us we may not discipline our children.
We may not let them eat tasty food.
We must pay for hysterical advertising that treats adults like children.
We must not watch advertising that treats us like adults.
We may not drive fast cars in industrial areas at night.
We may not climb tall ladders.
We may not act in ways that Nanny deems "anti-social."
We may not buy vitamins and minerals without a prescription from Nanny.
We may not drink alcohol in public places.
We may not smoke cigarettes at work or in the pub.
We may not smoke marijuana anywhere.
We may not ride a bicycle without a helmet.
We may not walk a poodle without a muzzle.
We may not buy fireworks that go ‘Bang!’
We may not put up bright billboards or sandwich boards around our cities.
We may not cut down trees on our own property.
We may not repair our own property if Nanny says we can't.
We may not plant trees on our own property without Nanny’s approval of the type of tree.
We may not paint our houses in colours of which Nanny disapproves.
We may not build houses at all where Nanny says we can’t.
We may not advertise for young female employees.
We may not open for business on days Nanny specifies.
If we do open for business, we must act as Nanny's unpaid tax collectors.
We may not fire staff who steal from us.
We may not fire staff, whatever their employment contract says.
We must surrender our children to Nanny’s factory schools.
We must pay for teachers that can’t teach and for centres of education that aren’t.
We must believe that Alan Bollard knows what he’s doing.
We must believe that our money is not our own.
We must not call bureaucrats “arseholes.”
We must not offend people paid to boss us around with our money.
We must answer stupid questions when Nanny asks us.
We may not spend our own money in ways of which Nanny disapproves.
We may not defend ourselves against people who try to kill us.
We must pretend that snails are more important than we are.
We must pretend that murderers are people too.
We must apologise to tribalists for things we didn’t do.
We must not offend criminals for things they did do.
We must apologise to conservationists for things we need to do.
We must apologise for success.
We must ignore failure.
We may not build new power stations that actually produce real power.
We must not offend Gaia by driving big cars and enjoying overseas holidays … unless we’re a cabinet minister.
We may not end our own lives when we choose.
We must pay for art we don’t like and TV shows we don’t watch.
We must pay middle class families to become welfare beneficiaries.
We must pay no-hopers to breed.

And Helen Clark says the Nanny State is an urban myth?

Are we all going mad … ?

Is she?

Nanny likes to remind us that we're not here to enjoy ourselves. She is the Puritan described by H. L. Mencken, perennially paranoid that somebody, somewhere, somehow might just be managing to have a good time.

She is everywhere, and she is right here front and centre at this election.

Don't let them tell you she's not.

NB: You know, you can download a poster with most of the above list.  Perhaps you should send a copy to John Key, so he starts trying to cross a few off.

Click on the pic to enlarge, or here for an A3 PDF file [1MB] -- and tell Nanny to go to hell.