Showing posts with label Chris Finlayson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Finlayson. Show all posts

Thursday, 11 July 2013

Did you know … ?

Did you know that if you wish to build on, develop or improve your coastal land in some parts of the country, you first need to get permission from the local Maori tribal leader(s)?

Not everywhere in the country, you understand.

But you certainly will if you’ re in parts of the Hawkes Bay, where you’ll need the approval of Ngāti Pāhauwera; or in Matauri Bay of the Taotahi whānau; on Motiti Island of the Motiti Rohe Moana Trust and/or the Ngā Uri o ngā Tupuna whānau; in parts of Waihi of the Ngaruahine iwi; and around Waitara of the Te Atiawa Iwi Authority. In Onauku, Waikawa and Whatamango Bays and in parts of Cape Farewell you’ll need your projects approved by the Tahuaroa-Watson whānau; around Pakiri, Leigh and Goat Island you’ll need to suck up to the  Iris Cecilia ‘Timi’ Paraone whānau; around Cape Turnagain to the Poronia Hineana Te Rangi whānau; around the Waitahanui Stream to the Tangihia Hapū; and in Kennedy Bay, Mataora  Bay and Mercury Islands you’ll need the approval of some bloke called John Tamihere and the Ngāti Porou ki Hauraki iwi.

Just thought you’d like to know.

You can thank Chris Finlayson later.

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

“If you have any questions about Tuhoe, go and read your history.”

As a former lawyer for Ngai Tahu, Treaty Negotiations Minister Chris Finlayson is obviously able to play both sides of the fence when it comes to both pulling down and distributing taxpayer dollars by the million.

imageHailed as “momentous” by a Prime Minister more reliant than ever on the votes delivered by the Maori Party, the multi-million dollar Deed of Settlement to be  signed today—the Tuhoe deal—will cost today’s taxpayers $170 million and a National Park for things they never did. Finlayson says “If you have any questions about  Tuhoe, go and read your history.” On which we agree.

Part Two of the Waitangi Tribunal’s report into the history of government actions against Tuhoe described

sweeping confiscations, … and how … land was removed by fraudulent methods. And it describes unjust war too, highlighting a series of engagements from the end of 1865 to May 1866.

So much so apparently unjust.

But as one prominent commentator pointed out at the time, what the Waitangi Tribunal’s sanitisers historians “neglect to do is set those dreadful deeds in the context of the equally dreadful deeds that preceded them.”  That commentator is Chris Trotter.

Those reading the full context of Tuhoe’s history, and New Zealand’s, will realise that in the mid-1860s the country was poised delicately between two possible futures—one offering civilisation, and the other a return to the tribal savagery the Treaty had promised to end.  As Trotter says, “Tuhoe picked the wrong side in the war to decide what sort of country New Zealand would become.”

And how!

To tell that history, let’s start with a story.

Imagine, if you will, that a savage murderer has been moving up the country, and he's heading your way.  He seeks refuge in your large, rambling property (which you share with extended family).  Instead of either handing him over or doing him in (in both of which you would be justified), you and your whanau choose instead to join him in his savagery and plunder, heading out on expeditions of rapine and looting before coming home to hunker down in the least accessible parts of your refuge to fend off John Law, who naturally wants to put a stop to your lawlessness and brutality.

The law decides the safest way to stop you and your partner in crime is to starve you out, a strategy that meets with success—but whose perfectly justifiable results a century-and-a-half later are used to justify further pillage, this time of taxpayers apparently ignorant of the reasons for the original dispossession.

_TeKootiThis is the short history of what happened when Tuhoe gave refuge to stone killer Te Kooti before joining in enthusiastically in his genocidal killing sprees—for which you and I are being punished now for the punishment that was meted out to the killers then.

It is akin to you and I having our pockets picked to pay compensation to the grandchildren of Ted Bundy or Fred West for police having damaging the  Bundy/West properties while removing all the bodies stored under the floor.

Quite apart from the issue of the national parks, does this seem in any way either fair or justified?

Did Tuhoe’s behaviour not constitute some sort of reason for punishment?

While you consider those questions, just read in some more detail about what actually happened.

The year was 1869, and the Kooti One had gone on the run after murdering around sixty people (both Maori and non-Maori) in Poverty Bay, eventually finding support for his campaign of continuing  murder under the shelter of a supportive Tuhoe. For three years from their base in the Ureweras, with the full support, backing and connivance of Tuhoe leaders, he and his Tuhoe allies distributed rapine, murder and pillage to all around them—regularly crossing the Kaingaroa plains, the Ureweras and surrounding districts to pillage, burn and kill.  Just one example of his blood lust was the slaughter of 64 defenceless women and children in the Ngati Kahungunu pa at Mohaka, murdered in cold blood as a “lesson” to their fathers and husbands.

Any decent government is going to put a stop to this, which is precisely what the colonial government did.

To drive him out of his lair, says the Oxford History of New Zealand, "Government forces applied a scorched earth policy so that the Tuhoe tribe could not shelter Te Kooti and the dwindling remnants of his band," following which he was driven out and 448,000 acres of Tuhoe land was confiscated as punishment, 230,600 acres of which was later returned.  (Ironically, as reward for his murders, Te Kooti himself was eventually given several acres of land in Ohiwa, BoP, in 1891! So much for justice.)

_TameItiSo the supposed  historic 'injustice' for which today’s settlement is being signed, the confiscations of Tuhoe’s land for their decision to plump for savagery over civilisation, was the product of a tribe unwilling to live under the rule of law who knowingly harboured a mass-murderer, and who then joined him on a campaign of murder.

“Violent dispossession”?  It looks to me like the initiation of violence went largely one way.

In some circles, mere partial confiscation would be seen as being let off easily.

If violent dispossession is to be despised, and it is, then surely the violent dispossession of people’s lives by Tuhoe and Te Kooti must be worth at least addressing, no?

Because to talk about Tuhoe’s dispossession without any reference at all to the reasons for that dispossession is just inexcusable,  particularly when such context-dropping is used to justify scores of millions  of taxpayers dollars heading towards the wallets of the descendants of those who helped harbour the thug Te Kooti all those years ago.

In today’s age of hand-wringing  and revisionist history however, nothing (least of all the facts of history) is  a barrier to today's tribal 'leaders' receiving  large amounts of taxpayer largesse as a reward for living in the past -- a past which is largely a fiction of their own making.

So (to come back to where we first started), it seems the history the Minister wishes us to read is not the history he thinks it is.  Or at least not all the history. But then, lawyers-for-pay don’t really do history so much as they do special pleading-- but then, when it comes to “doing history,” neither do the more mainstream media, the Government, or the Waitangi Tribunal.

Not to mention here the farce of signing a Waitangi settlement with a tribe who never signed the Waitangi Yreaty, for an injustice that was anything but.

The only injustice perpetrated here is that being dealt to the taxpayers of New Zealand -- who once again will be forced to pay large amounts of money to tribalists for things we didn't do -- and to the tamariki of Tuhoe, who are being taught once again that tribalism and a focus on the imaginary grievances of the past will have a bigger payoff for them today than will addressing and meeting the real challenges of the future, and taking up the genuine opportunities of the present.

Which would really be a start.
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* Figures and quotes are taken from the Oxford History of New Zealand, (pgs. 186, 187);  Penguin History of New Zealand, (pg. 219); 'Te Kooti,' NZ.History.Net; 'Te Kooti,' An Encyclopaedia of New Zealand, 1966.

Thursday, 2 May 2013

Here’s what separatism looks like up close

Iwi are taking the pot of taxpayers’ gold given them by Chris Finlayson et al and are now “exploring long-term autonomy”—Tuhoe for example, after their $170 million settlement, are looking at  "the possibilities that 'Mana Motuhake' opens up … to develop as its own nation in the decades to come," or at least to “eventually achieve something close to independence."

But what would this look like? And since Maori separatists with the ear of Government have been talking up ideas like iwi “self-rule” and “self-governance” for some time, isn’t it worth looking at how these things have played out elsewhere? Perhaps the closest thing around the world to the kind of separatism being talked about here is the separatist Native American Reservations in the US, what some folk call “a socialist archipelago” …

Native American Reservations: “Socialist Archipelago”
by Andrei Znamenski

Imagine a country that has a corrupt authoritarian government. In that country no one knows about checks and balances or an independent court system. Private property is not recognized. Neither can one buy or sell land. And businesses are reluctant to bring investments into this country. Those who have jobs usually work for the public sector. Those who don’t have jobs subsist on entitlements that provide basic food. At the same time, this country sports a free health care system and free access to education. Can you guess what country it is? It could be the former Soviet Union, Cuba, or any other socialist country of the past.

Yet, I want to assure you that such a country exists right here in the United States. And its name is Indian Country. Indian Country is a generic metaphor that writers and scholars use to refer to the archipelago of 310 Native American reservations that occupy 2 percent of the U.S. soil. Scattered all over the United States, these sheltered land enclaves are held “in trust” by the federal government. So legally, many of these land enclaves are a federal property.

Within this archipelago you cannot freely buy and sell land, or use it as collateral. On top of this, since the Indian tribes themselves are wards of the federal government, one cannot sue them for breach of contract. Indian reservations are communally used by Indian groups and subsidized by the BIA (the Bureau of Indian Affairs, Department of the Interior) with a current annual budget of about $3 billion dollars. Besides being a major financial resource that sustains the reservation system, BIA’s goal is also to safeguard indigenous communities, or, in other words, to make sure that they would never fail when dealing with the “outside” society. People in the government and many Native American leaders naïvely believe that it is good for the well-being of the Indians to be segregated and sheltered from the rest of American society.

This peculiar trust status of Indian Country, where private property rights are insecure, scares away businesses and investors.  They consider these forbidden grounds high risk areas in which to invest or do business. So, in Indian Country, retarding economic development we have an extreme case of what Robert Higgs famously labelled “regime uncertainty.” In fact, this “regime uncertainty” borders on socialism. James Watt, Secretary of the Interior in the first Reagan administration, was the first to publicly recognise this. In 1983, he said (and then dearly paid for it), “If you want an example of the failure of socialism, don't go to Russia, come to America and go to the Indian reservations.”

In the 1990s, I had a chance to travel through several reservations. Each time I crossed their borders I was stunned by the contrast between the human landscapes outside Indian reservations and those within. As soon as I found myself within a reservation, I frequently had a taste of a world that, in appearance, reminded me of the countryside in Russia, my former homeland: the same bumpy and poorly maintained roads, worn-out shacks, rotting fences, furniture, and car carcasses, the same grim suspicious looks directed at an intruder, and frequently intoxicated individuals hanging around. So I guess my assessment of the reservation system will be a biased view from a former Soviet citizen who feels that he enters his past when crossing into Native America.

I am going to make a brief excursion into the intellectual sources of this “socialist archipelago.” Since the 1960s, the whole theme of Native America had been hijacked by Marxist scholarship and by so-called “identity studies,” which shaped a mainstream perception that you should treat Native Americans not as individuals but as a collection of cultural groups, eternal victims of capitalist oppression. I want to challenge this view and address this topic from a standpoint of methodological individualism. In my view, the enduring poverty on reservations is an effect of the heavy blanket of collectivism and state paternalism.

Endorsed by the federal government in the 1930s, collectivism and state paternalism were eventually internalized by both local Native American elites and the federal bureaucrats who administer the Indians. The historical outcome of this situation was the emergence of a “culture of poverty” that favours groupthink and disparages individual enterprise and private property. Moreover, such an attitude is frequently glorified as some ancient Indian wisdom — a life-style that is morally superior to the so-called Euro-American tradition.

imageBefore we proceed further, I will give you some statistics. Native Americans receive more federal subsides than anybody else in the United States. This includes subsidized housing, health, education, and direct food aid. Yet, despite the uninterrupted flow of federal funds, they are the poorest group in the country. The poverty level on many reservations ranges between 38 and 63 percent (up to 82 percent on some reservations), and half of all the jobs are usually in the public sector.  And this was before the crisis of 2008! You don’t have to have a Ph.D. in economics to figure out that one of the major sources of this situation is a systemic failure of the federal Indian policies.

These policies were set in motion during the New Deal by John Collier, a Columbia-educated social worker, community organizer, and utopian dreamer who was in charge of the Native American administration during the entire administration of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. His chief sources of his intellectual inspiration were not Thom,as Jefferson or the Lockean individualism of the American Founding Fathers, but English Fabian socialism, the anarchism of Peter Kropotkin, communal village reforms conducted by the Mexican socialist government, and the romantic vision of Indian cultures.

Collier dreamed about building up what he called “Red Atlantis,” an idyllic Native American commonwealth that would meld modernisation and tribal collectivism. He expected that this experiment in collective living would not only benefit the Native Americans but would also become a social laboratory for the rest of the world. [And in that at least he was right. – Ed.] 

The backbone of his experiment was setting up so-called tribal governments on reservations, which received the status of public corporations. Collier envisioned them as Indian autonomies distributing funds, sponsoring public works, and setting up cooperatives. In reality, financed by the BIA, these local governments began to act as local extensions of its bureaucracy.

It is interesting that these so-called native autonomies received peculiar jack-of-all-trades functions: legislative, executive, judicial and economic — a practice totally unfamiliar elsewhere in America. For example, in the rest of the United States, municipalities and counties do not own restaurants, resorts, motels, casinos, and factories. In Indian Country, by contrast, it became standard practice since the New Deal. By their status, these tribal governments are more interested in distributing jobs and funds than in making a profit. Under normal circumstances, these ventures would have gone bankrupt.  But in Red Atlantis, these enterprises set up on reservations have instead been subsidised by the government for decades.  This system set up in the 1930s represents a financial “black hole” sucking in and wasting tremendous resources in the name of Native American sovereignty—not to mention the al-pervading aura of failure it communicates to anyone growing up within it. This situation resembles the negative effect of foreign aid on Third-World regimes that similarly use the excuses tribalism and “national sovereignty” as a license to practice corruption, nepotism, and authoritarian rule—but to practice them within the borders of a country that supposedly shuns those practices, and to require the citizens of that country to pay for the practices to continue.

Collier’s utopian project (the restoration and subsidisation of tribal collectivism) was not a strange out-of-touch-with-reality scheme but rather a perfectly natural offshoot of the social engineering mindset of Roosevelt’s New Dealers. Moreover, the “Indian New Deal” was a manifestation of standard policy solutions popular among policy makers in the 1930s, both in Europe and North America. These solutions were driven by three key concepts: state, science, and collectivism. Recent insightful research done by German-American historian Wolfgang Schivelbusch into the economics and cultures of three “new deals” (National Socialist Germany, Mussolini’s Italy, and FDR’s United States) shows that in the interwar period, governments in these three countries (and in other countries, too, like the New Zealand of Michael Joseph Savage) pursued extensive state-sponsored modernisation. But, simultaneously, to better mobilize their populations and ease the pressure of modernization on the people, they cultivated a sense of “community,” the organic unity with land and folk cultures.

For example, in 1930s Germany, along with the grand autobahn building project and genetic experimentation, there existed a strong back-to-land movement and attempts to revive Nordic paganism. In the United States, in addition to the National Recovery Administration, Tennessee Valley Authority and similar giant projects, there flourished the community-binding Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC), the Federal Art Project that produced “heroic” community murals as well as thousands of craft items for civic, state, and federal organizations. Furthermore, as “one of the noblest and most absurd undertakings ever attempted by a state” (W. H. Auden), the Federal Writers’ Project (also part of WPA) employed thousands of intellectuals who were directed to collect regional folklore and ethnographies, and promote the heritage of local communities. Last but not least, there were projects like the Arthurdale settlement (West Virginia) — a federally sponsored scheme to place unemployed industrial workers on land and mould them into new wholesome American citizens. Even Stalin’s Soviet Union, which was going wild with its own aggressive modernization and industrialisation, somewhat muted the cosmopolitan message of Communism and became more “organic” in the 1930s, trying to root itself in Russian history, mythology, and folklore — pursuits that became known as National Bolshevism.

Another common sentiment shared by social engineers from California to the Ural Mountains was an unconditional faith in science. We can call it science worship. At that time, policy makers assumed that by using science and expert-scholars government could plan and engineer a perfectly ordered crisis-proof society. F. A. Hayek was the first to draw attention to this deluded aspect of modernity in his seminal book The Counter-Revolution of Science (1955).

The Indian New Deal fits perfectly into those policy trends. In fact, federal bureaucrats began suggesting as early as 1928 that Indians be organised as public corporations — a fancy innovation they copied from Europe. Collier, a middle-level New Deal bureaucrat, personified all the sentiments of modernism I mentioned above. On one hand, he praised Indian tribalism that would help not only the Native Americans but would also help anchor Americans in land and nourish a sense of community among them. Yet, on the other hand, like a mantra, Collier repeated that only a scientific approach would resolve the problems communities faced in the modern world. A recurrent message throughout his essays and articles is a demand that Indian communities be used as “laboratories for sociological experimentation.” In one of his speeches — which by the way is labelled “United States Administration as a Laboratory of Ethnic Relations” — Collier gave himself an unrestricted political license to experiment with Indian Country. In this speech, he stressed that if a government tried to impose something on an ethic group it would be harmful. Yet, if government intervention was backed up by science and supplemented by generous financial injections to local communities, then the interference would be very benign.

imageWhere did Collier get his “scientific” ideas about segregating Native Americans into cultural groups? The answer is simple: from contemporary anthropological scholarship. At that time, American anthropologists were very much preoccupied with traditional culture. They were on a mission to retrieve ethnographically authentic Indian customs and artefacts. Driven by this romantic notion, anthropologists downplayed the heavy influence of Euro-Americans and African-Americans on indigenous communities. As a result, they totally ignored such segments of Indian population as cowboys, iron, cannery and agricultural workers, and individual farmers. They considered them non-Indian and non-traditional. So, before Collier emerged on the scene in 1933, American anthropology had already invented its own Red Atlantis by reclassifying all Indians into tribes and relegating them into particular cultural areas.

Pressured by the federal government and lured by an offer of easy credit, a majority of Indians approved of Collier’s plan to restore “tribes” and organized themselves into public corporations. Still, a large minority — more than 30 percent of the Indians — rejected the Indian New Deal. Many of them informed Collier that, in fact, although they were Indians, they had nothing against private property and did not want be segregated from the rest of Americans into tribes under federal supervision. They stressed that they could not stomach his communism and socialism, and wanted instead to be treated as individuals. Collier was very much surprised and angered by these dissidents, who organized themselves and founded the American Indian Federation (AIF) to oppose him. In a bizarre motion, he dismissed them as fake Indians. To him, the true Indian was expected to be a spiritually-charged die-hard collectivist. Historian Graham Taylor, who explored in detail Collier’s attempts to railroad tribalism in Indian Country, stressed, “His basic orientation was toward groups and communities, not individuals, as building blocks of society.” Later, Collier even resorted to nasty tricks, labelling his Indian opponents Nazi collaborators, and arranging to have one of them investigated by the FBI. Eventually, government squashed the AIF as part of a larger FDR effort to use the FBI to phase out what he called the “right-wing fifth column” elements in the United States. British novelist D. H. Lawrence, who rubbed shoulders with Collier as early as 1920, had a chance to personally observe his aggressive zeal on behalf of Indian culture, prophetically noting that Collier would destroy the Indians by setting “the claws of his own white egoistic benevolent volition into them.”

To those dissident Native Americans who repeatedly challenged him about going tribal, Collier explained that their individualism was obsolete. In his view, state-sponsored tribalism was modern and progressive. In his address given before the Haskell Institute, Collier instructed students to cast aside “shallow and unsophisticated individualism.” He warned the Indian youngsters that this useless trait of dominant culture would not be “the views of the modern white world in the years to come.” Instead, he called on the new Indian generation to come help “the tribe, the nation, and the race.” He invited them to step into a radiant future that included such “necessities of modern life” as municipal rule, public ownership, cooperatives, and corporations.

The system set up by Collier is still in place and functioning well … for tribal leaders. Not so well for everyone else.

Andrei Znamenski, Associate Professor of History, teaches at the University of Memphis.
This post first appeared in slightly different form at the
Mises Daily, where you can find all the original notes.

Thursday, 10 February 2011

Hone and Hide have a point

Hone Harawira and Rodney Hide may both have a point.

Both of them are at odds with law they’ve given their vote to. And both are blaming being in coalition for the problem.

Hone is complaining that what the Maori Party has got in return for going into coalition with National government isn’t worth what they’ve given away—and, specifically .  Now, Tariana herself responds that Hone “has no respect for this [MMP] environment. He doesn’t have any respect for the coalition agreement that we all signed up to and that we all agreed to.” And she points out that when the Maori Party has only two ministers around a cabinet table of 22, then they will always have to give something away—as they did with the parts of the Foreshore and Seabed (Replacement) Bill that has got so far up Hone’s nose.

And Rodney? Well, he’s right in the gun as Minister for Local Government for delivering to Auckland legislation that allows Len Brown’s Auckland Super-Council to hand power to a $3.4 million board of 38 unelected Maori. How does Hide respond? His law but not his fault, he says. Echoing Tariana he argues that with only two ministers around a cabinet table of 22, there was nothing he could do to stop his law being changed. (Echoing his excuses when he said he had no choice about siding with John Key when the PM attacked one of Rodney’s own MPs.)

Thus do minority ministers become lapdogs.

What Hone and Hide and Tariana are all describing is the process whereby minority coalition partners under MMP are buried when in Government—as virtually every coalition partner under MMP has been.

The Maori Party may escape the curse of the Alliance, NZ First, Mauri Pacific and Te Tawharau because even if they implode over the rumblings from Mt Harawira the Maori Party itself will always get deluded racists to vote for them in the racist seats in which they stand.  But for the ACT Party, oblivion now beckons as inevitably as it did for its predecessors who made lapdogs of themselves.

But is it inevitable that minority parties under MMP will always face oblivion?

Not if they don’t go into coalition it isn’t.

It’s argued by the uninformed and unthinking that coalition and “confidence and supply” are necessary to give “stability” to government. These agreements  work, these people say. Minor parties have to sign up to them.

What crawling, abject, self-serving nonsense.

If “confidence and supply” agreements have “worked,” then they have worked only for the larger party, which in every coalition formed to date has chewed up, swallowed then spat out its minor partners.

And they’ve hardly worked for New Zealand either, since some of the worst law we’ve seen in the last fifteen years has been either the product of a minor party (Sue Bradford’s tail wagging everyone’s anti-smacking dog, for just one example); been used to make  a beard of the minor party (as Hone recognises has happened  with Chris Finlayson’s Marin & Coastal Bill);  or has been foisted on a minor-party minister in the hope and expectation that if things do go wrong it will bury them and not the major party (Auckland’s super-sized bureaucracy, for example, in which Rodney Hide invested his party’s dwindling political capital—and which he’s now lost altogether).

We’ve ended up in short not with good law, but with law that often even the law’s authors won’t stand behind.

So in that respect, signing up to coalitions and “confidence and supply” agreements are bad for New Zealand, bad for New Zealand law, and disastrous for the minor coalition partners themselves. 

But still the dumbarses keep signing up to take the (short-term) baubles of office.

Is that they only thing a small political party can do?

No, it’s not. Instead, they could stand on their principles—if they had any.

Instead of signing up to either coalition or “confidence-and-supply” agreements,” they could make the cast-iron promise that as a party they would vote en bloc for any measure that moves in the direction of their principles without any new measures moving the other way.  In the case of the Libertarianz, for example, they could promise support for any measure that moves  towards more freedom (however small the move) just as long as there is no new coercion involved.

That would stability without the need for lapdogs,  and more stability than we’ve seen in the past 15 years.

Because that’s a cast-iron promise that any major party could take to the bank-or, at least, to the Treasury benches. It would work as a “ratchet,” moving the country towards the minor party’s principles more effectively than having two ministers enjoying the baubles (and blame) of office.

And it would have every politician and every political journalist in the country assiduously studying what the minor party’s principles actually mean, so they’d understand enough about what was being promised to at least sound knowledgeable.

It’s a win-win for everyone, especially for minority coalition parties for whom coalition is just a death warrant for .

If they have any principles, they should stand on those instead.

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Lame

Attempting to compete with the Labour MPs’ Red Alert blog, which is genuinely engaging, National’s “communications team” have come up with a lame site of their own, called imaginatively National Party MPs. Yawn.

Unlike at Red Alert, where if you wish you can engage in intellectual combat with Labour’s MPs, at the ‘National Party MPs’ blog you can instead learn exciting revelations about Simon Bridges liking Hot Milk; that Craig Foss plays dress up; that Chris Finlayson like Art; and that Todd McLay looks like Boris Johnson

All this is hat tip Whale Oil by the way, since he’s the only one in the country likely to ever read the bloody thing, or want to. I certainly wouldn’t bother.

Oh, if you do visit even for a moment you can’t help but notice that little parliamentary crest appearing several times.  And you know what that means? It means you and I are paying for it.

Friday, 7 August 2009

Beer O’Clock: Beer and Politics Do Mix

Humble beer scribe Neil Miller (of Real Beer and The Malthouse Blog) finds out what beers our MPs like to drink (including the Prime Minister) and reviews the Bath range of ale. Is there a connection between the two topics...

Only in New Zealand can a humble beer journalist email politicians and aspiring politicians, ask them to name their favourite beers and get a 99% reply rate.  

The first Minister of the Crown to reply was Hon Peter Dunne, MP for Ohariu-Belmont and Leader of United Future.  His favorite beers are Heineken (“because of the smooth taste”) followed by a Guinness (“because it is a meal in itself”).

Part-time senior Labour MP and now full-time blogger Hon Trevor Mallard defied all the stereotypes by nominating Monteith’s Radler as his favored tipple because “it’s fresh and light with a bit of spice”.  Unsuccessful Alliance candidate Richard Wallis then confirmed any number of stereotypes by arguing the best beer is Tui and “nothing else need be said I think.”

New Labour MP Grant Robertson’s selections made me want to cheer then cry.  He “can recommend the excellent Emerson’s Oatmeal Stout from Dunedin.   Full, rich, almost a meal in a glass!  For something a bit lighter, and with summer in mind, a Corona with a wedge of lime or lemon is high on my list.”

ACT’s Heather Roy conceded “I'm more likely to be found with a glass of Riesling but on a hot summer's day I'm quite partial to Steinlager Pure.”  However, she quickly redeemed herself by saying “I enjoy going to the Malthouse on Courtenay Place – it has a relaxed atmosphere and is a great place to meet friends after work.”  She is now in Cabinet.

Former National List MP Mark Blumsky had no hesitation in picking Tuatara Pilsner as his beer of choice - “I just love the fact it is fresh, full-flavoured and local!”  Current National List MP Katrina Shanks chose Monteith’s Original because “it is a nice easy ale to drink in summer or winter” while Cabinet Minister Hon Chris Finlayson picked “Budweiser, but only the Czech version as I believe the US version is poison.”  No news yet of Anheuser-Busch suing New Zealand’s Attorney General which is probably a good thing.

Hon Mahara Okeroa, then Labour member for Te Tai Tonga, was the only politician approached who never replied.  It’s been two years now and hopes of receiving an answer are fading fast.  His Cabinet colleague Hon Annette King could find the time as Police Minister to select “ginger beer” as her pick but Mr Okeroa’s role as a “Minister of State” apparently precluded a reply.  In unrelated news, Annette King was returned to Parliament in 2008 and is now Deputy Leader of the Labour Party.  Mahara Okeroa was defeated and currently has four supporters on his Facebook page.

2575869 Until recently, the beer preferences of Prime Minister John Key were unknown.  It was one of the about two topics not covered in the recent enormous interviews in the Sunday papers.  I have seen him enthuse about Heineken at a press conference but it was a press conference announcing Heineken’s sponsorship of the Rugby World Cup so that was pretty mandatory.  My attempts to question the Prime Minister directly on his beer preferences were thwarted by a phalanx of real journalists with microphones and reporters notebooks surrounding him and asking real questions until he was whisked to safety by the Diplomatic Protection Squad.

As it happens, I have found out the answer to the question everybody wants to know – “what beer does our Prime Minister like to drink?”  It is a very modern type of scoop.  I found it out through the internet, by accident.  I was on the “This is Bristol” website happily reading the “Warmley News”, as one does, when I was confronted by an article titled “New Zealand PM John Key likes Bath Ales.”  It read:

Prime Minister of New Zealand has taken a liking to beers made by a Bristol brewer.  National Party leader John Key, 47, who was elected to lead the Kiwis in 2008, has been supping beers made by Bath Ales and sold by Bristol expat Chris Carrad in his Wine Circle shop in Auckland.  The store, in Mr Key's constituency of Helensville, specialises in beers from Europe, but those made by Bath Ales in Warmley – 11,400 miles from New Zealand – are a particular favourite for the Prime Minister.

Speaking to the Post from New Zealand, Chris said:

We get Mr Key in the shop when he's in his constituency and he's very nice.  He spends a lot of time in Wellington, which is the seat of Parliament and is about eight hours drive away but he comes in the shop when he can, while his bodyguards sit in the ministerial car outside.  We sell several Bath Ales brands including Gem, Barnstormer and Wild Hare and his constituency secretary tells me they all go down a treat – especially Gem.

Roger Jones, Bath Ales MD, said: "We're delighted Mr Key enjoys it."

main_gem_01 Bath Ales is a brewery which has been operating in Warmley since 1985.  Showing his legendary political wisdom, the  proprietor of Wellington’s Malthouse bar begin offering a range of the Bath beers well before this story broke into the mainstream media and collective popular consciousness.  The Malthouse fridges currently contain:

Gem – The Prime Minister prefers this 4.7% ESB which is exceptionally well-balanced.  There are plenty of caramel, toffee and roasted notes with just a hint of cleansing hops at the end. 
Wild Hare - A 5% blond ale which pours a burnished gold.  It is dry, fruity (oranges and lemons) with hints of hay and a balancing malt sweetness. 
Dark Hare – Not to be confused with the evil rabbits in Watership Down, this 4% stout is a deep ruby hue with a gentle nose of caramel and liquorice.  Light in body, the flavours include coffee, chocolate, biscuit and vanilla before an earthy hop finish.
Barnstormer – This is a 4.5% premium bitter whose full body showcases hints of caramel, toast, nuts and dark fruits.

Finally, any politician worth their salt would be proud of the motto of Bath Ales – “brewed for those who know... and those who don’t.”  That covers all the bases quite nicely.

Cheers

Beer Writer
Real Beer New Zealand
Beer and Brewer Magazine

Cross-posted at The Malthouse Blog

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Strike out

Attorney General Chris Finlayson pointed out on Monday out that ACT’s three-strikes policy would violate the Bill of Rights Act – and so it would.  It’s not about “rights for violent criminals,” as Radio NZ erroneously reported, but as Finlayson quite properly says,

the legislation could result in "disparities between offenders that are not rationally based" and "gross disproportionality at sentencing", which raised the apparent inconsistency with the Bill of Rights [protecting New Zealanders against cruel, degrading or "disproportionately severe" punishment].

It would raise the likelihood, or at least the possibility, of an offender being sprung for a five-year offence having nothing to lose by going on to commit murder before he’s caught.  After all, if simple assault and mass-murder get the same sentence, what has he got to lose?  And it would raise the possibility, if not now but in the future, of those found guilty of victimless crimes being locked up and watching the key be thrown away.

Why ACT ever went with the ‘three-strikes’ populism Lord Ansell alone knows, when the proven success story they might have promoted instead was the Broken Windows model, or the simple right to self-defence.

And why ACT ever went with David ‘Nutcracker’ Garrett as an MP for their supposedly classically liberal party I guess we’ll never know.  (Garrett, when told of Finlayson’s findings responded: "So what?  Alter the Bill of Rights Act. We've got too hung up on people's rights."  Which tells you all you need to know about Mr Garrett, I guess)

Graeme Edgeler points out the further problems with the three-strikes policy here, while laying a few myths to rest [hat tip Kiwiblog].

And David Farrar posts on a controlled experiment in Boston to test the Broken Windows methodology.  And guess what: it worked.  Again.

Friday, 13 February 2009

DNA, and the presumption of power

I'm one-hundred percent in support of taking DNA from criminals.  Yes, I agree with all the proponents of the measure that it is in many important ways the modern equivalent of a fingerprint, and that the efficient use of DNA 'fingerprints' will be a boon to crime-fighting.

That said however, I'm vehemently opposed to the present proposal to take DNA from everyone police “intend to charge” with an imprisonable offence.

This is not a contradiction.  If you can't see the difference,then you probably qualify for membership of the present parliament, since it looks like barely anyone there understands the concept and importance of the legal presumption of innocence either.

There is a distinct difference between one who has been charged, or about to be charged, and one who has been convicted – between one who has been arrested (and who is still presumed to be innocent), and one who has been found to be a criminal -- someone from whom all reasonable doubt about their guilt has been removed.  There are more than enough real criminals about to make a database so big it will confound the organisational capacity of the NZ police force, without even needing to begin collecting DNA from those who aren't.

And let's make something clear. DNA collection is every bit the boon to crime-fighting it is said to be, but it’s more than just a “modern-day fingerprint”; it's your DNA -- something that's actually part of you. It's something that's not just your property, it is you.  Consequently, unless it's taken voluntarily, perhaps to clear you of a crime you know you didn't commit, then to take it by force when you're still presumed to be innocent is a violation of your most fundamental rights. It’s not just an unreasonable search and seizure, but something far worse.

Thank goodness you might think then that Attorney General Chris Finlayson understands at least this much when, unlike previous Attorneys General, he signalled that the present proposal violates NZ's Bill of Rights.  How disgraceful therefore that he and his colleagues are prepared to ignore that fact and proceed to vote in support of it going to its second reading.

The Nats have indicated countless times both in opposition and when previously in power that they view the presumption of innocence not as a fundamental legal principle to be upheld, but as a barrier to New Zealand The Way They Want It To Be.

That’s an uncomfortable realisation for the rest of us.