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Title: ROCK LEGEND WANTS TO FIGHT!
Author: ribbonsonwrists
Pairings: Trainer!Patrick/Nuisance!Pete, and Jessie!Andy/James!Matt for an extra lol.
Rating: PG-13. A few fuck bombs, but really not much else.
Word Count: 1040 of pure CRACK.
Summary: "DEE FUCKING SNIDER?" Patrick squeaked, staring at the Electric Gym's leader.

"Well yeah. Come on, Patrick hair like that doesn't just happen, okay?" Pete noted reasonably.

"Squirtle," the turtle added helpfully, then threw his tiny arms around Pete's neck again.
Disclaimer: No harm meant. Not mine, don't know, don't own, don't sue?
Author's notes: For jedi_iwakura and megyal. Thanks to fictionitis_xd for her Poke-love. Includes a shout out to cardel's fic Freaky Friday.. This was so fucking funny to write, I'm totally gonna write the battles. I just had to get this out to the loves of the lazy fic fest. seriously. I love this little crack nugget to death.
Author's Notes part deux: Watch the videos for Hot For Teacher and Dance, Dance to get the last jokes.

"So what kind of Pokemon does he use?" "Rock. Duh."

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Title: Mirror’s edge
Author: alles_luege 
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG
Summary: Pete keeps seeing things in mirrors and of course he’s thinking he’s losing his mind.
Warning(s): none
Author’s Notes: This is for nilyveth  , because she keeps saying there aren’t enough Pete/Patrick stories out there.
Also, this is a bit experimental…and deals with different realities.
Word Count: 4.005
Beta: tygermine 
Disclaimer: Don’t know, don’t own, not real.

mirror's edge