Title: Damn You Look Good (And Possibly I Have A Psychiatric Condition) Fandom: Bandom Pairing: Pete/Patrick Rating: NC-17 Word count: ~9,500 Summary: A sequel to Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Sir, Am A Professional), in which Patrick retires from his career as a hooker, Pete is still a stalker, and a trip to Iowa is just the beginning. Notes: This is an early birthday present for linzeestyle, with thanks for helping me figure out what came next! There's actually one more story to go in this series, because…I don't know. Once you start writing about hooker!Patrick and stalker!Pete you can't go back? Disclaimer. Not mine. Not true.
