Title: Zen And The Art of Brinkmanship. Authors: swear_jar and apiphile Word Count: 6,100 (ish) Rating: R Pairing: Patrick/Pete Note: Though the timeline is somewhat borked, this is set still-using-the-van early on. Warnings: Pete is a sick puppy. WE are pure as the driven slush. Honest. Disclaimer: Um, we can’t actually be sure they haven't done all this, but we don't KNOW, so this is wholly a work of fiction. Probably.
