Title : Is That A Candy Bar In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? (Please, Please, Please Tell Me It's A Candy Bar) Author : rainydaypsycho Rating : G Summary : Late night ramblings in a 7-11 Author's Notes : I woke up with the beginning of this in my head. No, I'm serious, I was dreaming it and the rest of my mind was like "Dude. Wake the fuck up and type this." Of course, by the time I could find a pen, paper and my computer had booted up, I had forgotten how it ended. And the beginning had mutated. But this is the gist of it. Also, lamest ending EVER.