June 10, 2008
Separated By Loompa Land
On the left: Bubblicious Carnival Cotton Candy. On the right: Lily Allen.
Jessica Gets Cross
Somehow "These Open-Toe, Tassel-Adorned, Wedge Sandals Are Made For Walking," just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Casting The Smurf Movie
When I first heard that Hollywood was invading Smurf Village for their own financial greed, I was sad, angry and offended. Why can't Tinseltown come up with any original ideas?...
Ignoring The Flat Elephant in the Room
Kate Hudson seems like a very cool human being. I would imagine she's a blast to hang out with, a terrific mom and has a certain je ne sai quoi...
Madonna Performs A Public Service
After 23 years and 16 movies, Madonna has officially retired herself as an actress. When asked by Hello! Magazine if she plans to star in any more movies, Madge said,...
French Jason Statham!
If you had told me six years ago that Hollywood would still be making movies in "The Transporter" series I would have slapped you silly and called you Rhonda. Well,...
Lohan Looks Thrilled
Believe it or not, this is an advertisement! You might have been fooled by the deer-in-headlights look Lindsay Lohan is projecting, or the fact that these clothes she's "modeling" couldn't...
What Do The Kardashian's Have on Seacrest?
Can someone please explain to me Ryan Seacrest's obsession with the Kardashians? First he created "Keeping Up with The Kardashians" and now he's given Brody Jenner, Kim's half-brother, his own...
Donna Martin Procreates!
I walked into work this morning and a co-worker said, "I kinda love what Tori Spelling named her daughter, Stella Doreen." I got so excited because I thought she said...
My Summer TV Top 10 List
For the longtime fans "Big Brother" season nine was a betrayal of everything we had come to know and love. The hook was dull, the cast was full of even...
FLIGHT OF THE SIEGAL
'HALF THE people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered, and the other half are afraid they will be," said the actor Lionel Barry more. My favorite story of late...
FAST TRACKER
ALICE + Olivia designer Stacey Bendet was being showered with congratulations at the Fresh Air Fund gala at Tavern on the Green the other night. Even Katie Couric took a...
MAJOR MOOCHER
BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis spent the weekend houseguesting in the Hamptons, where the depleted oil heir was spotted at Lily Pond Saturday night polishing off two bottles of Cristal with...
PEANUT POISON
ALAN Dershowitz is taking on Jimmy Carter in his upcoming book, "The Case Against Israel's Enemies," out in September. The Harvard law prof rips the ex-president as a "critical threat"...
TOO LIFELIKE
DONNA Hanover - who played Erika Slezak's doctor on "One Life To Live" - is a good actress. The other day, she was on her cellphone chatting with a pal...
BARACK'S BITE
WE'RE in for taxing times if Barack Obama wins the White House, says CNBC's Maria Bartiromo. "He's going to take the capital gains tax at 15 percent right now all...
FEDS HAVE SPITZER CORNERED
The noose appears to be tightening around sex-crazed ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer. The federal case against him is so strong that prosecutors had no interest in striking cooperation agreements with the...
CRUISE ON A MISSION TO REPAIR HIS CAREER
COMES now "Mission: Impossible 35" or whatever number it is. You heard Paramount and Tom Cruise, who was dumped by his longtime love Paramount, are in bed again. You heard...
CIRCUS STUNTS
THREE celebrities from NBC's upcoming "Celebrity Circus" found out the hard way the show isn't all clowning around. Christopher Knight fractured his forearm while practicing with the German Wheel, a...
MOLLY'S APPETITE CAN WAIT
MOLLY Sims isn't a slave to her schedule. While some folks spent Saturday night clamoring for a table at the hot new Surf Lodge in Montauk, Sims nonchalantly showed up...