June 4, 2008

Montag Enters a Threesome

Coldplay Warming Up To the Mainstream

I have no shame in admitting that I love Coldplay. I know there are a lot of haters out there who say their music is just stomping on pianos and...

Britney Can't Be Blamed For Everything

Sad news today, kids: Ed McMahon is fighting to avoid foreclosure on his Beverly Hills mansion after breaking his neck 18 months ago has prevented him from working. Ed has...

Lily Allen Drunk on Sorrow

Lily Allen typicaly uses her blog to say, "I'm being treated unfarily by (fill in the blank)," but this time she took to her MySpace to say, "I can't hold...

Mel B's Inner Monologue

Ouch Charlie. Ouch! Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!

TELL-ALLS COMING ABOUT DUBYA

YOU maybe read maybe that Dick Cheney said maybe he'll do a book down the line. Let mother tell you, kiddies, a lavatoryful of Washing ton's current gang is, as...

BARDOT PUTDOWN

BRIGITTE Bardot's days as a sex kitten are long gone, but she still has sharp claws - and they're full of hate, a Paris court has ruled. The former bombshell...

NERVOUS AT 12

ABIGAIL Breslin is only 12, but she has a grown-up problem. "I'm a hypochondriac," the Oscar-nominated "Little Miss Sunshine" star tells Los Angeles magazine. So much so that "I'm not...

ANKLES ARE OUT

DESIGNER Thom Browne, who's known for his short-legged suits, is a darling of the fashion elite, but the masses aren't enthralled. Despite his being crowed over by the New York...

FLAT FEE COST HIM BIG-TIME

JEREMY Leggett did the French-to-English translation of "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" - but it's not translating into a big payday for him, and he could kick himself. In...

RAID SHUTTERS DREW'S RESORT

DREW Barrymore is going to have to find another vacation spot now that her favorite Mexican resort has been raided by armed guards and shut down. The chic Casa Magna...

BOLT OF CLUBBING

TOUGH guy Terrell Owens was trembling in East Hampton Saturday night when lightning struck the house where he was staying. The Dallas Cowboy started comfortably at club Manor, but a...

SHARON BUSH MEMOIR DUE POST-ELECTION

AT the '21' club launch for Dr. Robert Schwalbe's book "Sixty, Sexy, and Successful," Sharon Bush told pals she heard a rumor the Bush family paid her $10 million to...

NO ALPHA MALES

RYAN Seacrest wants wimps. The "American Idol" host is advertising in "Backstage" for single guys who "have a unique and strong relationship" with their mothers for a new NBC reality...

TERROR AT TIMES

THE bloody ax continues to swing at the New York Times. Staffers are reeling over the latest newsroom layoff victim - well-liked medical-devices reporter Barnaby J. Feder. "He's a very...

GETTING HITCHED

ETHAN Hawke and his fiancée, Ryan Shawhughes, are getting ready to walk down the aisle. The star and the "very pregnant" former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman are...

LAUGHS APLENTY

THAT'S a lot of jokes! Comic Strip Live yesterday started a stand-up show that will run for 50 hours in an attempt to set the Guinness World Record for longest...

KARL'S 'SHADOW'

KARL Rove was manipulating presidential political moves for George W. Bush as far back as 1996, according to a new book, "Machiavelli's Shadow," by Paul Alexander. Bob Dole considered approaching...