SO ON SATURDAY ME AND teamaims WENT TO SEE THE CLAY/RUBEN (RUBEN/CLAY, CLAY/RUBEN...) TIMELESS TOUR. USUALLY I EXAGGERATE THINGS A LITTLE, BUT THIS WAS LEGIT THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THEY ARE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST AND I AM FREE TO DIE NOW.



CLUBEN INVITES YOU IN TO READ THIS GLORIOUS RECAP. HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE TRUE LIFE CLAYMATE ENCOUNTERS, CROTCH-GRABBING, BAD DANCING, TMI AND OBVIOUSLY THE MAGIC THAT IS CLUBEN.

( ONE'S A FRUIT AND ONE'S AN HERBCollapse )

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
- The "tour" begins at 8PM EST

- Part 1 of the playlist can be found RIGHT HERE. There will be a 10 minute intermission before starting Part 2 which is located RIGHT HERE. BE READY TO CLICK PART 1 AT EXACTLY 8:05PM EST

- A "media post" will follow. THIS WILL BE WHERE YOU CAN POST ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE TOUR MEDIA, PICS, GIFS, VIDEOS, ETC. AND WE WILL SHAKE AND CRY AND HOLD EACH OTHER FOR ONE LAST TIME AND TELL EACH OTHER IT WILL BE OKAY EVEN THOUGH IN THE BACK OF OUR MINDS WE ARE THINKING "IT WILL NOT BE OKAY WAHHHHH I WANT MY SUMMER BACK."

- IT BEGINS (again) BENCHES. Prepared?

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ABOVE ALL:
- TRY TO KEEP THINGS CONSOLIDATED.
- PARTY, OR I'LL FIND YOU.
- PLEASE KEEP COMMUNITY POSTS TO A MINIMUM. IT'S TOUR NIGHT BENCHES. LETS NOT GET DISTRACTED.
- LET'S SEND SEASON 8 OUT IN STYLE, SHALL WE?

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
- The "tour" begins at 8PM EST. Part 1 of the playlist can be found RIGHT HERE. There will be a 10 minute intermission before starting Part 2 which will be linked in the tour post.
- A "media post" will follow.
- IT BEGINS (again) BENCHES. Prepared?

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ABOVE ALL:
- TRY TO KEEP THINGS CONSOLIDATED.
- PARTY, OR I'LL FIND YOU.
- PLEASE KEEP COMMUNITY POSTS TO A MINIMUM. IT'S TOUR NIGHT BENCHES. LETS NOT GET DISTRACTED.
- LET'S SEND SEASON 8 OUT IN STYLE, SHALL WE?

THIS IS JUST A REMINDER THAT WE ARE HAVING AN EPIC SUMMER 09 TOUR REWATCH THIS WEEK. NOT THAT YOU NEED ANOTHER EXCUSE TO LISTEN TO LIL ROUNDS SING "SINGLE LADIES," I KNOW. BASED ON THE POLL, TUESDAY WAS THE WINNER SO I HOPE YOU ALL CAN MAKE IT!

TUESDAY, JANUARY 5TH AT 7PM EST THE PRE-SHOW PARTY (POST BARRICADE PICTURES AND SHARE TOUR STORIES) WILL START AND THE CELLCAT (WITH A POSSIBLE RICKEY INTERMISSION, UNF UNF) WILL START AT 8PM EST.

FUCKING BE THERE. OR cheapxdate IS GOING TO DRUG YOUR DRINK AND I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A CREEPY MAN HUG (IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, I LIKE YOU). IF YOU NEED A REFRESHER ON ALL THE SHENANAGINS THAT WILL HAPPEN REFER TO THE ORIGINAL POAST.

SUMMER 2009 WAS FUCKING EPIC SO LET'S PAY SOME RESPECT BEFORE THE NEW SEASON STARTS.

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ABOVE ALL:
- TRY TO KEEP THINGS CONSOLIDATED.
- PLEASE BE PATIENT. MY BRAIN IS GOING TO NEED TO CATCH UP WITH THE EPICNESS.
- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP COMMUNITY POSTS TO A MINIMUM. IT'S TOUR NIGHT BENCHES!! LETS NOT GET DISTRACTED!!
- DRINK DRUGGING IN FULL EFFECT. PROTECT YOUR PLASTIC CUPS PEOPLE

( YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONSCollapse )

REMINDERS

- TRY TO KEEP TOUR-RELATED THINGS CONSOLIDATED.
- I WILL UPDATE THE OP TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT A NEW POST HAS BEEN CREATED.
- PARTY IT UP BITCHES.

SUNDAY. PARTY TIME. NOT MUCH ELSE TO PREFACE. ILL PROBS BE LONELY HERE WITH THE KRIS POST, BUT WOULD SEACREST EVER ABANDON THE SHOW? NO. WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK I AM? BRIAN DUNKLEMAN?:



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REMINDERS
- TRY TO KEEP TOUR-RELATED THINGS CONSOLIDATED.
- I WILL UPDATE THE OP TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT A NEW POST HAS BEEN CREATED.
- THIS IS A PARTY POST PEOPLE. SO FUCKING PARTY OR I'LL DRUG YOUR DRINK.
- ROCK THE BOSOM OF ABRAHAM

So. These past few days have been... crazy? Epic? Tiring? IDEK. I think we all need to just take a deep breath, slow down and relax. Just a *tad*. IDK about anyone else, but I'm beginning to feel overwhelmed. YES I GO HERE. So - sit down, get your headphones ready, grab an alcoholic beverage, dry your tears from mourning the 4th wall, hope for a decent helping of Kradam, finish reading the new kink - AND JUST FUCKING PARTY AND APPRECIATE THE GIFT THAT IS AI8.

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REMINDERS
- TRY TO KEEP TOUR-RELATED THINGS CONSOLIDATED.
- I WILL UPDATE THE OP TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT A NEW POST HAS BEEN CREATED.
- THIS IS A PARTY POST PEOPLE. SO FUCKING PARTY OR I'LL DRUG YOUR DRINK.
- PLEASE TIP YOUR WAITRESS ON THE WAY OUT.

So, maybe you've had enough cellcasting. Maybe not. If you're like me, you'll never tire of it. So, put it on in the background and join this fuckery because it's FRIDAY and we don't want the epic to stop.




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REMINDERS
- TRY TO KEEP TOUR-RELATED THINGS CONSOLIDATED.
- I WILL UPDATE THE OP TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT A NEW POST HAS BEEN CREATED.
- THIS IS A PARTY POST PEOPLE. SO FUCKING PARTY OR I'LL DRUG YOUR DRINK.