THIS IS A LATE NIGHT SEASON 9


APPRECIATION/FREE FOR ALL


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LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW JOE MUNOZ WAS ROBBED. LET'S DRAW CRAPPY MS PAINT DRAWINGS. LET'S WRITE BADFIC. LET'S GUSH OVER BIG MIKE AND CRYSTAL PERFORMANCES. LETS TALK ABOUT SIOBHAN'S PUSSY.

C'MONNNNNNNNNNN NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

AND DON'T FORGET JOHN STAMOS.

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For anyone who was, like me, irrationally worried that Jacob was leaving, fear not, he's still around, and as awesome as ever.

Oh man remember last May when Adam Lambert wasn't even gay yet? And remember how Bikini Kill was so gross, and Kris was sooo cute? And remember how there was KISS? (Remember -- on a separate note -- Amanda Overmyer? Jesus.) And then remember how Paula Abdul wandered off in her prom dress and was devoured by wolves and everybody thought that American Idol was over? And remember how of course it wasn't? And remember what it felt like before you knew Simon was leaving us? And now it might be over in actuality?

The guest judges filling Paula's [prescriptions] shoes before they bring it home to Ellen -- I doubt she'll be in Hollywood Round, right? -- are as follows. They're sort of an Apocalypse Horseman scenario, to be honest. Check this shit out: On the evil side, you've got Shania Twain, who writes bleep-bloop instead of songs; Joe Jonas, whom I bet you five dollars is the ugly one; what's left of Posh Spice, which we'll experience tonight; and Katy Perry, who is revolting in ways Gwen Stefani has not even explored yet.

The judge who should still be there suggests you go read, enjoy, share your favorite lines in the comments, revel in the general wonder that is Jacob

Ju'Not Joyner To Be Our Guest on VFTW Radio This Wednesday
"American Idol season 8 semifinalist Ju'Not Joyner will be joining us this Wednesday, August 5 on VFTW Radio. Make sure to tune in from 10-11 PM Eastern time and listen to Dave, Deb, and Sean chat with Ju'Not about his time on Idol. He was very candid in his AI Now chat, so we know he'll be a great guest that can help answer some of the questions you may have about the behind the scenes machinations of Idol. For that extra bit of awesome, give us a call at 201-793-8255 during the show to ask Ju'Not the questions you may have. See you Wednesday!"
Vote For The Worst

Ju'not sets the record straight!

read up on this post if you missed the epic drama from earlier today:

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SCORNED JU'NOT! GO!

ETA: BETTER IMAGE AVAILABLE!!!!! THANKS TO bambislaught3r!!


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Hey guise

there's another one of those idol reject chats going on right now. they are gonna have Felicia Barton, Nate Marshall, Ju'not Joyner & Kendall Beard.

ONTD_AI, DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. LETS INFILTRATE THIS THING BBS!

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ETA:

MJ's is also having a chat with Richard Rushfield and Brian Mansfield too

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GET IN HERE NOW !!! JU'NOT IS THROWIN DOWN BBS!!!

SRSLY, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

REALLY, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU IF YOU ARE SARVERING THIS RN!!


OK SO NATE SCORNED US, BUT ITS OKAY B/C JU'NOT WAS FREAKIN EPIC!