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Friday, 21 August 2015

5 Years of Don't throw a 1!!!

It sort of slipped by me unnoticed, but at the beginning of this month was my blogs 5th Birthday!!

Cheers for all the support chap and chappesses!

and now for the boobs.........

aarrrggghhh!!!!

Sunday, 20 October 2013

As some of you may recall, I won some very nice, still unused Rosemary brushes from Ian, over on his blog The Blog With No Name. You may also recall that Fran moaned like the biatch, that I'd won them.
So the kind and generous Ian also sent Fran some brushes in the same packet as mine, and said he'd like a few pics when Fran opened his free prize.

The biatch moaning on Ian's blog

Francis Lee22 September 2013 13:41

For fecks sake this has to be a fecking fix, that fecktard only lives down the road from me and I'll never hear the fecking end of this, fecks sake.........congrats to all the winners.....except fecking Ray, Ray you better share some of those brushes you fecking git!

Replies

Ray Rousell22 September 2013 14:03

No way shitbag!!!

Delete

Francis Lee22 September 2013 14:47

Kick in the crackers it is then!

"I'm so happy, Ian sent me some brushes as well"

Note BigLee stuffing his face and Yes the chap in front of Lee is asleep?
And yes the moaning shitbag IS smiling!!!

"Hmm? What's in the packet"
The other chap is still asleep??

"What the feck"
I think Fran's moaning woke the poor chap up as well?
Look at Lee grinning! he he

"Look at the state of these, feckin brushes!!!"

Fran gives Ian the finger
"I'm gonna fecking kill him"

And here's a little close-up from Fran's blog.

He wasn't a happy bunny

But I thought it was quite funny, it made me and Lee laugh anyway!!

Friday, 13 September 2013

PoorLee's (aka BigLee's) Dice Challenge!

PoorLee, wearing his crown.

As some of you may have read on my and Lee's last batrep The Battle of Holland Farm, Reject PoorLee as he is now known, broke all the conceivable World records on throwing crap dice. He's actually proved Einstein talked a load of old cobblers! that Archimedes was a hack! And as for Newton? Forget about it!!!!

PoorLee decided to test himself, here, throwing 10x D6, 10x D10's and 10x D20's, jand then working out the average dice throw. They were quite dismal, he averaged
5.1 on a D20
3.3 on a D10
2.6 on a D6

I'm sure you'll all agree that is some real crap throwing??!!??

Anyway I popped round Posties the other night, (there was a double episode of EastEnders on) groannnnnnnnn!!!!
After he fell about laughing again, about PoorLee's dice during the game, I told him about PoorLee's dice test, so we decided to try PoorLee's Average dice test ourselves.
Here's our results
Postie
8.8 on a D20
6.6 on a D10
4.3 on a D6
And my results
11.1 on a D20
6.5 on a D10
3.9 on a D6

Our scores beat PoorLee's quite easily on all counts, but his sets of scores are so bad, can anyone throw worse???????

So the Challenge is set

Your Mission, should you choose to accept it is...

Not to beat PoorLee's, my or Posties throws but

see if your throws are worse.

Can you take the title from PoorLee?

To be crowned....

THE WORST DICE THROWER, EVER.....

...................................................................................................................................................................

Lastly and definitely not least is, Ian's blog givaway over at The Blog With No Name. To celebrate his 500th post and his blogs 2nd Birthday, Ian is giving away lots of goodies, so if you haven't already get on over to his blog and sign up. I for one have my name on the brushes, trouble is so do lots of others!!!

They're mine! Mine I say!!!! Mha ha ha ha !!!!!!

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

500,000 Hits!!!! for Don't throw a 1

Many thanks to one and all who have visited Don't throw a 1, over the last few years.

My humble slice of the net has managed to reach 500,000 hits!!!!

Also I've only this week gone up to 700 followers after being stuck in the 690's for months.

So once again a big thank you to you all.

Here's some pics that made me laugh....

Friday, 31 May 2013

Bloggers For Charity, Exiles Giveaway & Stuff!

Over a week without a post, why? The kids have been off all week driving me mad!!!

Just a quick post, I'm sure by now most, if not all of you are already aware of the Bloggers For Charity event that James, Andrew, Kev and Mike are running, they're putting on a FIW Demo game "La Belle Famille" at Triples next year to raise money for two Charities, Men Matters & Help the Heroes.
They looking for volunteers to paint some figures or help out in anyway they can. So check out the link above and join their blog. I'm hoping to get involved myself, painting up some figures and fingers crossed making it up to Triples for the game itself.

And now its Pimping time!!
James (yes the James above), has a great givaway on his blog Exiles Wargames Painter at the moment to celebrate his blogs 3rd Birthday, so go sign up and win some goodies!!!!

Also Mike over at Trouble atT'Mill, is having a Giveaway too, due to my recent blog absence I missed the first 4 posts but have just spied No5, so get over and sign up for a chance to win.

And lastly, I seem to have won another two, yes two! blog givaway prizes he he!!!

Firstly from Seb's Giveaway 12 gendarmes, and 48 foot figures from Venexia. Cheers Seb!!

And from Kris' Giveaway, a WWII book Polar Bears; Monty's Left Flank by Patrick Delaforce, Cheers Kris!!!

Now the plan is, to win a prize on James' Giveaway as well!!! Fingers crossed!!!
Finally a few pics that I found of Facebook a week or two ago, well? they made me laugh???

Thursday, 23 May 2013

This is the End, the Bromance is over!

Well that's it.......

Its Fran and my last shift at work tonight.......

They've finally pulled the plug and closed us down for good........

So, as of tomorrow we're both unemployed.......

Bollox!!!!

So we're both on the job hunt now, as well as the other 6 chaps here
hopefully we'll find something quickly??

This may in turn affect our blogs, I for certain won't be painting as much

and probably blogging much either, but I'll try and drop in as and when I can.

RIP Ray Mazarek

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Guess who's 50 today??

Today is the 50th birthday of the Rejects Head Supremo and Fuhrer, Postie. I thought he'd really appreciate me posting this info...he he he!

Meanwhile Tamsin's still at it, giving away so many great things in her Day 3, she's giving away a box of Warlord plastic ECW figures and in her latest Day 4 she's giving away some weird and wonderful looking figures from Reaper's Bones line. So get your butts over there and sign up for a prize.

And once again talking of prizes, I received one of the many I seem to have won recently ( mad laugh!!!)

I entered into Burkhard's giveaway over on his blog dhc wargames blog

and won this fine looking book.

Fran's spitting feather!!! he he he!

Friday, 17 May 2013

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum & other stuff!

If your a Walking Dead fan you should enjoy this!!! Its quite funny and extremely silly. Right up my street!
I can't remember where I found this? I'm sure it was linked from another blog??? Just remember

"La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum"

I'm sure most, if not all of you have either read or heard about Tamsin's massive and mad blog giveaway. Tamsin's having 5 givaway's to celebrate her blog reaching 100k visits.

Day 1's prize is a box of 28mm plastic WWII Late War Brits from Warlord Games

Day 2's prize is either £21 worth of GZG figures or a £25 gift voucher for Baccus 6mm figures!!!!!

God knows what she'll be giving away over the next tree days!!!!!

So get your butts over to her sight and sign up, or don'rt and give me a better chance of winning!!!!

Talking of winning???

I've only gone and won a prize in Seb's latest Giveaway, his blog Back to the Minis

is celebrating its 2nd birthday

I won some unpainted Venexia figures

12 Gendarmes and 48 foot figures!!

These will go well with my collection of unpainted Venexia figures!

Friday, 29 March 2013

An introduction to Reject Smiffy

We're at it again, carrying on with the Reject profile shenanigans, and still stolen from Phil's blog. Today as the title suggests I'm profiling Reject Smiffy, while Fran's ripping the pish out of Reject Ian.

The other members of the Gang

Reject Ray

Reject Fran

Reject BigLee

Reject Postie
Reject Richard
Reject John

Its all about Reject Smiffy

What the wife thinks he does?

Oom pa oom pa

What he likes us to think he does at work?

What he really does at work!.

A quick stir and two sugars please.

A day in Smiffy's life.

You may guess that Smiffy likes to dress up??

Hmm? ok then........

How he sees himself.

He thinks he used to play for West Ham!

How we usual see him.

Smiffy's usual game plan.

If he was in Kelly's Heroes he'd be..... the German tank commander aka Karl Otto Alberty, didn't know his name, but everyone knows the face.

Lastly there's loads of Blog Givaway's floating around at the moment, in no particular order:

Michael at 28mm Victorian Warfare

A Birthday Give-Away

Ian at The Blog With No Name

Ian's got loads of prizes so take a look at his older posts

Ann at Anne's Attic

The Mad Irishwoman giving away lots of figures!

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

An Introduction to Reject Richard

Carrying on with the Reject shenanigans, and still stolen from Phil's blog. Today bought on another toss of the coin this time between Rejects Richard and John.(Click for Fran's post)