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Rejected verses for “Oil in My Lamp”

Give me memes in my feed,
Let me ROFL,
Give me memes in my feed, I pray!
Give me memes in my feed,
Let me ROFL,
Let me ROFL
Till the break of day.

Sing Hosanna, etc.

Give me gumption for my unction,
Let me function,
Give me gumption for my unction, I pray!
Give me gumption for my unction,
Let me function,
Let me function
Till the break of day.

Sing Hosanna, etc.

(this one for the students doing last-minute revision)

Give me milk in my coffee,
Let me focus,
Give me milk in my coffee, I pray!
Give me milk in my coffee,
Let me focus,
Let me focus
Till the break of day.

Sing Hosanna, etc.

Let’s see what you’ve got…

25 May 2026, 16:27 5 boosts 2 favorites
Give me legos on my floor,
Keep me screaming
Give me legos on my floor, I pray
Give me legos on my floor
keep me screaming
Keep me screaming 'til the break of day

And then…

Give me milk on my cornflakes
Let me eat them
Give me milk on my cornflakes, I pray
Give me milk on my cornflakes
Let me eat them
Let me eat them at the break of day

and then

Give me a sicknote for my boss
Let me stay home
Give me a sicknote for my boss, I pray
Give me a sicknote for my boss
Let me stay home
Let me stay home another day

then

Give me passwords for your Netflix
Keep me binging
Give me passwords for your Netflix, I pray
Give me passwords for your Netflix
Keep me binging
Keep me binging until the break of day

followed by

Give me excuses for my absense
Keep me working
Give me excuses for my absense, I pray
Give me excuses for my absense
Keep me working
Keep me working for one more day

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