I LUV U GIRL! JUST MAKE SURE U DON'T EAT ALL THE CAKE!!!
26! ARGGHHH!!! YOU ARE SOOO OLD!!!!
J\/K I HAD TO SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. TWO WEEKS TO GO AND I'LL BE AS OLD AS YOU. MAN, LIFE IS SCARY SOMETIMES. MORE THAN A QUARTER CENTURY BEHIND YOU. HOW'S THAT FOR A KICK IN THE HEAD?","comments":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/4717.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/4521.html","pubDate":"Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:52:32 GMT","title":"RL MPREG?????","author":"nazdre","link":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/4521.html","description":"Did anyone else hear about the new possibility of men actually getting other men pregnant? It's evidently something that they are exploring at the facility where they cloned Dolly! It's kinda scary, but cool at the same time. Though outside of B\/J every time I think of pregnant men I think of the episode of The Cosby Show where all the Huxstable men get pregnant and give birth to 10 foot subs and 2 liter bottles of soda. I have to wonder, is this something we will actually live to see happen? Will rl mpreg be a reality before my future grandkids have grandkids? On another note, this could be a great way for gay male couples to have their own kids without being harassed by adoption angencies.
What do you guys think?","comments":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/4521.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/4174.html","pubDate":"Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:55:30 GMT","title":"Totally funny...you have to watch this!","author":"nazdre","link":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/4174.html","description":"
My sister sent me this video from YouTube. It is so good, I was laughing outloud the entire time I was watching it. And it has the added bonus that it can be appreciated by all ages! Enjoy!","comments":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/4174.html?view=comments#comments","category":["funny","video"]},{"guid":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/3859.html","pubDate":"Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:58:20 GMT","title":"Cell Block C Warning!!!","author":"nazdre","link":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/3859.html","description":"
I recently discovered that my posting for Cell Block C is messed up. Please be aware that each link will bring you to the same posting (all 3 chapters out of order). If you start on Chapter 3 it then goes to 1 followed by 2. If you start on 1 it will start halfway down the page and you can then follow it to the end through 2, and then go back to the top for my most recent chapter!
Confusing I know. The other alternative is to wait till I fix it tomorrow. I'm new to this multiple cuts in one post thing and I need to sit down at home with my friend ljuser=lmeuse124 and fix it.
Thanks!<\/p>","comments":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/3859.html?view=comments#comments"},{"guid":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/3778.html","pubDate":"Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:32:28 GMT","title":"Cell Block C","author":"nazdre","link":"https:\/\/nazdre.livejournal.com\/3778.html","description":"
okay, so I'm sitting here pissed that Gale is asleep on the table all episode long, and needing to cheer myself up I thought I'd post chapter 3. It's really short, but I promise to try and make the next one longer.
Enjoy!
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Justin looked down at his ringing phone and grimaced when he saw his mom\u2019s name on the display. She had been after him come over for Christmas dinner this year. \u201cNot fucking likely,\u201d he thought to himself. Molly had already warned him that Craig had already invited himself over for Christmas. Justin was not yet ready to be in the same room as Craig, and he knew without a doubt that Brian felt the same way. He would much rather spend the day at Deb\u2019s. Besides, Gus would be coming, and Justin wasn\u2019t about to deprive Brian of what little time he got to spend with his son. Justin let the phone go to voicemail knowing that his mother would be calling back any second anyway. She never let him ignore her for long. \u201cRight on time,\u201d Justin thought when the phone rang again. Without looking at the display he flipped it open.<\/font><\/p> \u201cHey mom.\u201d<\/font><\/p> Justin was greeted with silence from the other end.<\/font><\/p> \u201cMom are you there?\u201d<\/font><\/p> Justin heard some heavy breathing before the other caller hung up. Slightly disturbed, Justin looked at the ID and saw that the call had come from a blocked number.<\/font><\/p> \u201cDamn it! That\u2019s the third one this week!\u201d The calls had started two weeks ago. He had now had 10 calls from the blocked number, all greeting him with nothing but heavy breathing. Brian had suggested going to the cops, but then aside from Carl neither really had much use for the cops after the way they had been screwed over after the bashing. Justin figured the caller would either identify himself soon or give up. There was no point in worrying about. Of course Brian insisted that if the calls continued after this week Justin was getting a new number and that was the end of it. Justin had learned to pick his battles, and he had already decided Brian was right. One more freaky call and he would be taking the bus to the nearest Verizon store.<\/font><\/p> Heading to the diner for his shift his phone rang again. Pissed off he answered the phone ready to give the jerk a piece of his mind. \u201cWhat the hell do you want, you fucker?!?\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cJustin! You were raised better than that!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cOh, sorry mom.\u201d<\/font><\/p><\/div> <\/p>Below you can find the previous chapters \u201cHey don\u2019t I get a phone call or something?\u201d Brian shouted the words at the retreating back of the prison guard. \u201cMother fucker,\u201d Brian muttered under his breath when the guard merely continued on without acknowledging his request.<\/font><\/p> \u201cThey like to see you sweat.\u201d Brian looked over at the shabbily dressed man who shared the cell with him. Taking in his appearance Brian was all set to ignore him when he realized he might have a long wait before seeing another friendly face. \u201cIt might not due to alienate the man,\u201d Brian thought to himself. With that thought in mind he turned back to his cell mate and prepared to indulge in something he tried to avoid\u2026friendly conversation.<\/font><\/p> **<\/font><\/p> Justin was sitting at the diner with Emmett enjoying the last of his fries and milkshake when he got a phone call. Not recognizing the number, he was cautious when answering it. He had been getting a lot of freaky calls lately and had even started to consider changing his number. He swore to himself that if this was another one of those calls he was going to leave the diner and head over to Verizon as soon as he settled his bill.<\/font><\/p> \u201cHello\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cJustin, thank God. If you had left your phone off I was going to kill you.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cNice to talk to you too, Brian.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cJustin don\u2019t hang up! I\u2019m sorry!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cYou\u2019re sorry? You never apologize for anything. What\u2019s wrong?\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cYou wouldn\u2019t believe me if I told you.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cTry me\u2026wait, what\u2019s that noise? Bri? Where are you?\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cCell Block C\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cUh?\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cI\u2019m in the slammer!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cYou\u2019re in jail!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cJesus, announce it to all of \u201cOh shit! Sorry! Hey hold on a sec\u201d<\/font><\/p> Putting his hand over the mouth piece Justin channeled Brian and turning to Emmett said \u201cSpread one word of this to anyone, and you won\u2019t have to worry about Brian. I\u2019ll hunt you down myself.\u201d Then lightly kissing him on the cheek he left the diner trusting his friend to keep the secret and pay for his meal.<\/font><\/p> \u201cOk I\u2019m back\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cGood, cause I\u2019m running out of time here.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cOh, right sorry. So what happened? What do you need me to do?\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cI can\u2019t go into details, so let\u2019s just say my cunt sister and devil spawn nephew are doing their best to fuck up my life. What I need from you is to post my bail.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cOf course I\u2019ll help. What did they set the bail at?\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cA hundred grand.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cWhat? Brian you know I love you, but I don\u2019t have that kind of money. I\u2019d be lucky to scrape together a couple hundred dollars.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cIt\u2019ll be fine. I had you added on to my bank account. You\u2019re authorized to withdraw money from my account. Just ask Ted for help. He knows all my access information.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cWhat? Why didn\u2019t I know this before?\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cUh, \u2018cause you didn\u2019t need to know before? Look, I gotta go. My time is up. Just do me a favor and get me out of here soon. My suit is starting to wrinkle.\u201d<\/font><\/p> Justin looked down at his phone after Brian hung up. Shocked and amused in turn he headed off to find Ted and bail his partner out of trouble once again, promising himself than when he got Brian home he would get the full story out of him.<\/font><\/p> **<\/font><\/p> The morning before\u2026<\/font><\/p> \u201cBrian please!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cFuck no!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cBrian, I never ask you for anything you know that!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cRight, just the money to pay your rent and keep your kids fed.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cThat\u2019s not fair. It\u2019s not like you don\u2019t have the money. You have more money than God. And who else are you going to spend it on if not your family? You know when their dad left he took everything. And then he disappeared into the wind so that I can\u2019t even get him to pay the child support.\u201d<\/font><\/p> Knowing that was all that kept Brian from cringing at his sister\u2019s whining. It didn\u2019t however stop him from telling her some hard truths.<\/font><\/p> \u201cAnd that stops you from getting a job how, Claire? As for my having money, you\u2019re right. I am well off. And I worked damn hard to get that way. As for who I would spend it on, contrary to popular belief, I have a family that needs my support, and funnily enough I\u2019m not talking about the one I was raised in!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cBrian, what are you talking about? I am your family!\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cNo Claire. You\u2019re someone I used to share I house with. That in no way makes us family.\u201d<\/font><\/p> \u201cBrian-\u201d<\/font><\/p>
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