Title: The art of politeness
Words: 136
Disclaimer: Watashi no ja arimasen. That should make it clear. :P
Rating: G
Summary: It's training time...
AN: It is both hilarious and traumatizing to see your Japanese teacher jump into a gun holding stance all of a sudden and scream "Shinde kudasai!" at you. At least we're all good with te-forms now. :P

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For _ice_lady_. Be careful what you ask for, my dear.

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Title: Why Rufus has people who think for him
Pairing: telling would spoil the fun
Disclaimer: Nothing and nobody is mine, as much as I’d like that.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Drawing conclusions before knowing all the facts could have a bad outcome...
Warning: AU, crack
Author's note: If you ever go to Disneyland and buy a 30g round lollipop in the candyshop... think of this. Muahahaha!
Word count: 906

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Title: Psst
Author: Me
Beta: ice_lady
Words: 324
Warnings: AU
Summary: Even bishies have their beauty problems.
Warnings: To quote our beloved rat: "Just a brain fart that escaped." and it's not even mine. It's ice_ladys.
And I don't care in the least that canonically those people haven't been together at that time. I like it this way.

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Hatte dir doch eine Fic versprochen, Brüderchen. Sephiroth/Reno wolltest du doch, oder?
Ehrlich gesagt habe ich keine Ahnung mehr, aber ich behaupte jetzt einfach mal, dass es das war, dieses niedliche Fusselbunny wollte nämlich raus. Also, Loz: Für dich, mit viel Liebe und Gekicher. Kadaj.

Titel: Was ist ein Titel?
Autor: Ich
Rating: PG
Wörter: 158
Disclaimer: Nix is mir, alles is SquareEnix
Warnungen: Eigentlich keine.
Inhalt: Wer andern eine Grube gräbt...

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