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| Title: Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who is the sparkliest of all?Author: Me, Naur Disclaimer: Nothing mine Summary: Vincent finally looks into a mirror... and makes a discovery... Warnings: AU, crack. Did I say crack? No, not crackers. Crack. No, not drugs. But you should still be afraid. These warnings alone should be warning enough of what mood this ficlet has been written in. AN: Ice's fault. As always. If you don't get the sparkly allusion, the better for you. Trust me. Cause it comes with unicorns... ---- ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Title: If you mess with the wolf... Author: Me, obviously. Naurring Disclaimer: Nothing mine, all Sqaure Enix or whoever it belongs to Rating: PG Warning: AU, naturally Pairing: Rude/Tseng Summary: Rufus had a sleepless night. Now to solve the problem... AN: _ice_lady_ said she wanted Tseng/Rude porn. Needed. With someone being fucked into the matress. Well my dear, your wish is my command. :D ++++ ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Title: Sensei Words: 314 Disclaimer: ||: Not mine. :|| Rating: PG Summary: Japanese lessons of a special kind... AN: This is the fault of _ice_lady_'s boyfriend. It doesn't matter he doesn't know or that I've never met him, it so is. :P And don't ask me why Tseng is Japanese and the rests not, I've got no idea. ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Title: The art of politeness Words: 136 Disclaimer: Watashi no ja arimasen. That should make it clear. :P Rating: G Summary: It's training time... AN: It is both hilarious and traumatizing to see your Japanese teacher jump into a gun holding stance all of a sudden and scream "Shinde kudasai!" at you. At least we're all good with te-forms now. :P ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Some new words for my NaNo records. :P Title: Eat meat! No torturing the vegetables! Disclaimer: You think I'd still write fanfics if I could create stuff like this and make money? Sadly, nothing mine and no money earned Summary: Vincent has some food issues... Rating: G or whatever letter that was Warning: Might be a little hard for Vegetarians. Read on your own risk. Not my fault if you're left without anything to eat afterwards. :P AN: I certainly have too much time. Or I wouldn't start to think about the moral implications of eating vegetables. At least now I have something to strike back. ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Wasn't sure until the moment I found myself typing if I was gonna do NaNo or not. But somehow I really don't feel like writing something new, not with all the unfinished stuff I've got lying around, so it will be just continuing the unfinished fics I've got. And writing the stuff that's been poking my brain but for which I've been to lazy to write it. Like this one. Titel: Just this moment Pairing: Elrond/Glorfindel Disclaimer: Not mine etc Words: 673 Rating: PG-13 Summary: Eternity is not as long as it seems... ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| For _ice_lady_. Be careful what you ask for, my dear. ++++ Title: Why Rufus has people who think for him Pairing: telling would spoil the fun Disclaimer: Nothing and nobody is mine, as much as I’d like that. Rating: PG-13 Summary: Drawing conclusions before knowing all the facts could have a bad outcome... Warning: AU, crack Author's note: If you ever go to Disneyland and buy a 30g round lollipop in the candyshop... think of this. Muahahaha! Word count: 906 ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Title: Psst Author: Me Beta: ice_lady Words: 324 Warnings: AU Summary: Even bishies have their beauty problems. Warnings: To quote our beloved rat: "Just a brain fart that escaped." and it's not even mine. It's ice_ladys. And I don't care in the least that canonically those people haven't been together at that time. I like it this way. ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Hatte dir doch eine Fic versprochen, Brüderchen. Sephiroth/Reno wolltest du doch, oder? Ehrlich gesagt habe ich keine Ahnung mehr, aber ich behaupte jetzt einfach mal, dass es das war, dieses niedliche Fusselbunny wollte nämlich raus. Also, Loz: Für dich, mit viel Liebe und Gekicher. Kadaj. Titel: Was ist ein Titel? Autor: Ich Rating: PG Wörter: 158 Disclaimer: Nix is mir, alles is SquareEnix Warnungen: Eigentlich keine. Inhalt: Wer andern eine Grube gräbt... ( Read more...Collapse ) | |
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| Title: In Vacuo reloaded Pairing: Cloud/Fenrir Disclaimer: Nothing and nobody is mine, as much as I’d like that. Rating: PG-13 Summary: Cloud Warning: AU, machinophilia, no native speaker involved Author's note: Betaed by _ice_lady_ It's all Zalira's fault! Word count: 302 ( Read more...Collapse )++++++++++++ _ice_lady_'s ficcy based on the same plot can be read here | |
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