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Synergy in Santa hat, and festive fireplace. From her bowl, a human hand holds a fistful of money.

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Festive Greetings from Mustics™

Dr. Synergy Myers, CEO Mustics™, in a golden frame. Inset: hands stretching out a dollar.

Are you terrified of money?

Society desperately needs to heal itself of its fear. We are all afraid to embrace the wealthy billionaire inside of us.

Rewind: Mustics™ Content Network

Rewind: Mustics™ Content Network

It was widely considered to be the beginning of "The Golden Age of Content Networks". The year was 2023, the content network was The Mustics™ Content Network. If you click the icon on the top right of the embed, you can see all the videos in this classic

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Synergy Uncensored! The FULL UNEDITED Voice Notes

Scout holds a rolled-up bank note to lines of white powder, next to a mixing console.

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Scout Hardcastle

The Scout Hardcastle Diaries: Day Seven

Scout Hardcastle poses next to a white piano, wearing a leopardskin beret and holding a book: 'Stalker, by John Stalker'.

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Scout Hardcastle

The Scout Hardcastle Diaries: Day Six

Meljoann poses on her couch, in a fetching 80s style home-knit jumper.

Rewind: Mustics™ Life Coach

You too can TAKE CONTROL of your #life in 2020. With the new Mustics® Life Coaching Program, we teach you to ATTAIN WEALTH and FULFILL your GOALS. Failure not an option? Join Mustics® Today!

Meljoann holds a copy of 'I Deserve This', grinning toothily.

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Synergy Myers Audiobook

'I Deserve This' Audiobook: the final recording

Synergy Myers with a prurient expression, wide-eyed to camera, against a glitchy TV talkshow set background.

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SECRETS: the horrifying conclusion.

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SECRETS: Little Interrogation

SECRETS: vintage Mustics™ Talk Show.

Back in 2022, I was on top of the world. I'd just been featured on Pitchfork, and I had a new single coming out: 'Secrets'.

Synergy Myers, a rich white blonde lady, is caught in a terrifylingly toothy wide-eyed facial expression.

Mustics™ Talk Show: your date with DESTINY

Trembling as I write this. Here, you can see Mustics™ superstar host Synergy Myers announce me as the first EVER guest. What happened next, I will regret for the rest of my life.

Meljoann points at the viewer, holding the book, standing in a fancy old-style library.

Still a classic: 'Tweet Your Trauma', by Dr. Synergy Myers

It's still relevant, even today when that particular social network is... well...

Meljoann, red-faced and in 80s style hair and makeup, inset in a blue frame, TV talkshow studio backdrop

Rewind: The Talk Show

That time I appeared on The Mustics® Network's talk show.

Meljoann holds a copy of "I Deserve This: The Courageous Memoir by Dr. Synergy Myers", looking pensive.

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Synergy Myers Audiobook

'I Deserve This' audiobook: Chapter 5

Scout wears headphones in front of a mixing desk and keyboard. Lines of coke are visible in the background.

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Scout Hardcastle

The Scout Hardcastle Diaries: Day Five

Cover art for 'Slimy Gurl' single. Melli X dribbles slime on her face. Pink pastel background and blonde wigged foreground.

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Music Downloads

Exclusive Melli X download

Cover art for 'Slimy Gurl' single. Melli X dribbles slime on her face. Pink pastel background and blonde wigged foreground.

Meljoann rebrands to Melli X, releases TikTok song about slime

It's not a joke, I really did it. I trust this means me and the algorithm are all good.

Meljoann smiles, wearing a black polo. A still of the music vid for 'Bye' is inset (Scout Hardcastle looking cool).

The Sound of Mustics™ 2025: Content Churn

Are YOU doing YOUR part to churn out new content for the great every-churning Content Machine? Thanks to my music business mentor Synergy Myers, I KNOW I am.

The Sound of Mustics™ 2025: Knowing your Place in the Release Cycle

Everyone has a role to play in the music industry. Mine is to listen to expensive expert advice, and to clean Synergy Myers' apartment when she asks me to.

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The Sound of Mustics™ 2025: Incredible TikTok Strategy

On their video conference, Meljoann looks very pleased with Synergy Myers' business advice.

The Sound of Mustics™ 2025: Remaining Relevant

How do you stay RELEVANT in the music industry in 2025?

An apprehensive looking Meljoann, with the caption "Winner: Sound of Mustics® 2025".

The Sound of Mustics™ 2025: How NOT to release music in 2025

It seems I have made a little mistake.

An over-excited Meljoann gapes at the Sound of Mustics® ad, inset in the corner.

Content Featured

The Sound of Mustics™ 2025: Inevitable Victory

If you haven't heard about it yet, The Sound of Mustics® 2025 is an incredible opportunity for creators to "strut" their "stuff" on the World Stage.

Album artwork for 'Status'. An antlered being made of social media videos is silhouetted against a halo of blue checkmarks.

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Music Early Access

Early Access: 'Status' album