Forgive me Grandfather for I have sinned it has been over twenty days since my last blog post. I have been painting. I did not post to the ‘Gram on #MiniatureMonday nor on #ThrowbackThursday but I did go through my bitz box and find a twenty plus year old piece of metal to glue on to my latest Chaos Space Marine Lord.
The title of this blog post refers to the fact that this model has so many tubes, they are more like intestines. Plague Marines have them too and for my latest batch I’ve been painting them Grey Seer. The plan is to use Contrast Paints particularly Magos Purple and Flesh Tearers Red. I’ll probably thin the former but the latter I usually use dark and thick. I can always highlight or shade further.
Pictures or it doesn’t count
Relax, chill, pour yourself a beer. I’ve indeed been taking pictures, but apparently not great pictures. I’ve shared some on Discord and Bolter & Chainsword where their software doesn’t like my pictures after I’ve cropped and resized them in GraphicsConverter. I have also vowed to paint a Chaos Space Marine Lord, not the new sexy model, I couldn’t buy that in a blister due to GW’s sales techniques. However I found a new to me model, but it wasn’t very conducive to conversions. While staring at it next two Plague Marines it looked puny so I gave him a large metal back banner.
This necessitated using two-part epoxy. Actually it didn’t because it absolutely did not set in five minutes or even days. Eventually I crimped the banner to the post, that may be “as designed” but I’ve never done it before. But despite drilling a hole in an already assembled and primed model, eventually I had to take the banner off the model and put in super glue from Bob Smith Industries. I don’t have the patience for epoxy, especially when it doesn’t set.
I have a plan
So as mentioned, I pledged to paint a single model, this sounds easy for those who just slap paint on and have 20/20 vision, but those of use whose eyesight gets worse every year and are trying to come close to the painting standard we achieved twenty years ago, we have to plan ahead. My plan is to lift less weight, yes I skipped a workout and spent the time holding pieces of metal hoping epoxy would set. But on Sunday I painted quite a lot. I’m trying to get the Chaos Space Marine Lord to be where the Plague Marines are.
Basically I want to paint the metallic bits and the aforementioned tubes and intestines together. The Plague Marines will have purple tubing, whereas the the Chaos Space Marine Lord being a member of the Nefarious Fire renegades chaos space marines will have green tubing, but brass is brass, copper is copper, rust is rust.
I may have Chosen the Wrong beer
No I don’t have my caps lock on, I’m not that drunk. I haven’t even finished my first beer, but it is particularly strong and I thought it would inspire me to update my blog, but all I want to do is go to bed. I’ve been tired for quite a while. Tomorrow the Edmonton Oilers play their final game of the season, obviously I don’t have to drink, but the Oilers seem to play better when I do.
Black, Blacker than Black
So my beer is black and besides Grey Seer I’ve been painting black. I tried the new Vallejo Model Color Black 70.950 and it dries flat not glossy like Chaos Black. I accidentally grabbed my tube of Duncan Rhodes Painting Academy, Two Thin Coats, Doom Death Black (and yes I grabbed both tubes to get their names correct). I don’t care for either of those, though I can see where you might want a flat black rather than a glossy black, but I usually want to match GW’s spray primer. So the black I may order off the Internet again and the basis of my black highlighting strategy for years now is Foundry Paint System Charcoal Black, triad number 34.
I’m in the middle of highlighting the power armour of the Chaos Space Marine Lord and just like the Chaos Cultists before him and every Nefarious Fire Chaos Space Marine before that I have used this triad as the basis of their black armour over a Chaos Black spray primer. I can highlight the edges more with other greys but I can’t recall which wash I’ve used and I think that has changed over time. I’ll need to re-read my own blog to remember.
H6! Have I ever used H6 before?
This blog post may have gone off the rails, but honestly I’ve only had one beer, I’m just tired and I’ve blogged about all this before. Besides the question is valid, in twenty plus year of blogging have I ever used heading level six before?
One of the reasons this blog was started, maybe the primary reason was so I could join the From the Warp blog network. That blog network is long gone but others remain and maybe after twenty plus years of hobby blogging it is time I join another network. I haven’t given it a lot of thought I was thinking of Tales of Painters. I think I’ve had more interaction with the Chest of Colors crew but apparently I’m not hated in Poland or Germany.
Wow three links in one paragraph, but basically I’ve been doing this a long time and people still steal my ideas even my content, yet I’m not as well known as Taylor Swift, color me shocked. I’m not trying to beat the Swifties, far from it. I wish them luck. I just want to paint faster, have better eyesight and less back pain. Alas I think the latter two will always exceed my grasp so I do the best I can with my limited free time.
Perhaps I should not drink and blog but my few fans are amused by my antics and I’m smart enough to proofread and hold off publishing, besides it is no crime to paint miniatures then after a hard Sunday painting miniatures or at least a modestly difficult Sunday to have a beer and write a blog post. No kittens were hurt writing this blog post.
No kittens were harmed during this blog post
If I haven’t said it recently, fuck that guy and his content scraping. I’m sure he’ll say something like I made my RSS feed completely available. Yes, so people could subscribe to it and use their blog reader not for you to republish my posts and slap your ads all over my content.
This blog post has definitely gone off the rails. I tried to improve it the next morning, but in short I plan to highlight the black more. Eventually I’ll paint tubes/intestines and metallics. After that I’ll need some diseased skin, both blue, green and probably purple. So if you want to see me dig deep into my paint collection and bag of tricks stay tuned. It is hard making progress after all these years.



































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