DOPY DON MAKES AN ASS OF HIMSELF… AGAIN

Daft Old Dementia Don the Rapist was caught in a very stupid lie about sending a hospital boat in an international incident, insulting Nato allies when, in actual fact, the truth was the exact opposite of what he said!

Here’s what happened. On Saturday evening, the president posted an image of the hospital ship USNS Mercy with the declaration that he was “working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It’s on the way!!!”

Many people were left wondering “what the hell is he talking about” until it was eventually peaced together that this is a fictional story that Trump’s burger-choked brain spat out when he was informed that a US soldier had fallen ill on a nuclear submarine deployed near Greenland —(Why was a US nuclear sub in Greenlandic waters?) — and was taken care of by the Danish military brought to Nuuk and hospitalised.

So Greenland took care of a sick American sailor, and Trump’s response is to imply that the Greenlanders don’t take care of their own people.

The other thing is, the US has two hospital ships, which remarkably, are both in dry dock in Alabama at the moment undergoing work . I imagine that both the Danish Foreign Ministry and the Greenlandic Prime Minister are aware of the state of Felon Bone Spurs somewhat weird mental health and so will not be too worried.

But really someone needs to do something about grandpa now before he starts world war three.

What an insult from his feeble brain to Greenland and Denmark which both have excellent health care, free at the point of need particularly given the sorry state of American health care.

25th Amendment now.

SOPPY SUNDAY

A young Japanese macaque at the Ichikawa City Zoo is named Punch. He is going viral due to a heartbreaking video of his getting abandoned by his biological mother an getting bullied by the group of other Japanese macaques. With no one by his side, an orangutan stuffed toy given to him as a substitute for his mother became his only companion. This made millions of people teary-eye online. So Munguin gave us both a job on the door.

2. Does Munguin have any dentists on his staff?

3. Look who came to dinner.

4. And the next night.

5. It’s my island now. I’m Queen Cow.

6. I’m Fred the Falcon. Pleased to meet you.

7. My mum and dad love me.

8. The Annual General Meeting of the Ladybirds for Independence committee.

9. Not going back to that hairdresser again!

10. Jeez, you lot. What happened to your hair?

11. I think we need a gardener. This place is a mess. Where’s Munguin’s gardener? He could do it in his spare time.

12. Mummy’s scowling at you. I’d be careful if I were you.

13. Penguin and Penguin Dental Surgery. Can we help you?

14. Japan.

15. I’m keeping an eye on you. You’re not allowed to feed the other animals, just Dorangutans. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks to Stewart and Guy and the Munguinite who sent me the penguin photo? I didn’t put the name on it. Apologies.