A time to build up; a time to break down
So I was going to make some New Year's Resolutions. But then I realized: that would be like admitting fault. As if I had flaws. Can you imagine?
No, let's be honest... my real strength in life is finding fault in others. So I've decided to make New Year's Resolutions for you. This, as you might imagine, takes some of the weight of self-improvement off your shoulders, placing it where it belongs: squarely on my powerful frame.
You're welcome.
YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
1) Buy a copy of Stick Figure Hamlet.
2) Buy a copy of the Political Machine.
3) Sit back and go, "ahhhhh, I'm a better person." You may put your hands behind your head and place your feet on the coffee table, if the fancy grabs you.
If you've already completed resolutions 1 and 2, don't think you're off the hook, mister. I've created a special resolution subset for you!
a) Tell a friend to buy Stick Figure Hamlet and the Political Machine.
b) Go to resolution 3.
No, let's be honest... my real strength in life is finding fault in others. So I've decided to make New Year's Resolutions for you. This, as you might imagine, takes some of the weight of self-improvement off your shoulders, placing it where it belongs: squarely on my powerful frame.
You're welcome.
YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
1) Buy a copy of Stick Figure Hamlet.
2) Buy a copy of the Political Machine.
3) Sit back and go, "ahhhhh, I'm a better person." You may put your hands behind your head and place your feet on the coffee table, if the fancy grabs you.
If you've already completed resolutions 1 and 2, don't think you're off the hook, mister. I've created a special resolution subset for you!
a) Tell a friend to buy Stick Figure Hamlet and the Political Machine.
b) Go to resolution 3.