Service and Devotion
Hey, have you bought my book?
Now, I know what you're thinking. "You know what, Dan? I'm aware of your book already. And no doubt, it's the inspired work of a master craftsman, blessing humanity with his subtle genius. But that doesn't mean you're being attentive to our needs. The world is a cold and cruel place, and Today's Reader isn't satisfied with just one book. We need upwards of one and a half... maybe even two full books to feel secure in this hurly-burly modern world of ours."
Well, as usual, I have anticipated the arguments I made up and attributed to you, and I have an answer for them.
That answer is DAN'S SECOND BOOK.
Yes, it's book one of The Political Machine, covering all strips through the end of chapter 4. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. You also get all sorts of bonus material not available online!
-Digitally remastered artwork, greatly improved through advanced "second draft" technology!
-The 24HCD bonus story, "Buchanatron's Christmas Adventure!"
-Character profiles, from FDR-5000's secret files!
-AND MORE!!!
WOW, AM I RIGHT? I don't know how you can even still be reading this post, instead of rushing off to buy this masterpiece right now!
Now, I know what you're thinking. "You know what, Dan? I'm aware of your book already. And no doubt, it's the inspired work of a master craftsman, blessing humanity with his subtle genius. But that doesn't mean you're being attentive to our needs. The world is a cold and cruel place, and Today's Reader isn't satisfied with just one book. We need upwards of one and a half... maybe even two full books to feel secure in this hurly-burly modern world of ours."
Well, as usual, I have anticipated the arguments I made up and attributed to you, and I have an answer for them.
That answer is DAN'S SECOND BOOK.
Yes, it's book one of The Political Machine, covering all strips through the end of chapter 4. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. You also get all sorts of bonus material not available online!
-Digitally remastered artwork, greatly improved through advanced "second draft" technology!
-The 24HCD bonus story, "Buchanatron's Christmas Adventure!"
-Character profiles, from FDR-5000's secret files!
-AND MORE!!!
WOW, AM I RIGHT? I don't know how you can even still be reading this post, instead of rushing off to buy this masterpiece right now!