Regrets, I've had a few
I really can't get over this Bristol Palin/The Situation abstinence ad. Everything about it tickles my funny bone. I can only imagine the casting meeting that went down at the Candie's Foundation...
"All right, we got Bristol Palin. Now we need a co-star that makes her look like a spokeswoman for responsibility and self-control. What have we got?"
"Well, it's a tricky puzzle, but so far we've got it narrowed down to The Situation, a rabid wombat, and the rotting corpse of Nancy Spungen."
"I see. And how rabid is the wombat?"
"It's... pretty rabid, ma'am."
"Pretty rabid?"
"Pretty rabid."
"All right."
"All right, we got Bristol Palin. Now we need a co-star that makes her look like a spokeswoman for responsibility and self-control. What have we got?"
"Well, it's a tricky puzzle, but so far we've got it narrowed down to The Situation, a rabid wombat, and the rotting corpse of Nancy Spungen."
"I see. And how rabid is the wombat?"
"It's... pretty rabid, ma'am."
"Pretty rabid?"
"Pretty rabid."
"All right."