mr_teem
Mr. Teem
They call me Mr. Teem...
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I am Teem. I am a Leo. (Or, is that, I'm such a Leo. You can decide.) [Urf. And this is pretty old, probably two-three years, at least. All of this is subject to change and, one day, perhaps before the end of '07, I'll get around to changing it. If you're curious about something here, send mail. Oh, okay, one update. I am engaged to the totally wonderful hot lawyer babe citabria <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> .] I'm a long-haired, pun-impaired, slightly techno-phobic, work-bruised nerd and I LARP. Oh, but there is so much more. Handle with care. Or, just handle. Put me in a sunny place, and water regularly, and I will grow. If you play with my hair, I purr. Keep me away from sharp implements and open flame. I am sanitized for your protection. I am occasionally known as an ocelot. Occasionally as a bad, bad ocelot. If you ask politely, I may tell you why. I write about many things here--often I talk to it as well for my health. Games which amuse me, events that are neat or are shared with friends, and, I write about conventions and other LARPs I go to, and I post quizzes that amuse me. (I have a rather broad definition of events which are neat, by the way.) I rant here because I care too much. Rants are clearly marked for your protection. Beware the sputtering icon. The civil liberties icons, too, if that's not your thing--even though it should be. (And yes, surprise, surprise, I've been a Republican my whole life. But not the idiotarian wingnut or social beat-gays-in-the-face-with-a-tire-iron kind. I actually do my research rather than listen to what the conservative-in-fact media tells me. And Georgie and his crowd of greedy, incompetent liars need to go. They're stinking up the place.) I like fun, happy things, too. Games are fun. People are fun. Costume is fun. LARP is fun, fun, fun. (Come to Intercon G.) Leather is fun. Fun people are fun. Fun things to do to with to with fun people are fun. I have only one Sports Vice and it's in full gear now! Go Blue! I have some of my webcam pics--silly ones and costumey ones--here I have some more recent ones here. Amused I can be with odd sentence structure. Easily distracted I am--ooo! Chocolate! Port! Port and Chocolate! Cognac! Sigh...
McGregor Elementary
Wilkerson Elementary School
University of Michigan, School of Engineering
Rochester High School
West Middle School
aclu
al pacino
alanis morissette
alias
alternate history
angry girl music
animation
anita blake
arisia
back rubs
batman
battlestar galactica
bdsm
board games
bondage
books
boots
boston
buffy
celtic music
chad
chain mail
cheese
chocolate
christine lavin
civil liberties
coffee
collars
colored paper
comic books
computers
cuddling
d&d
d/s
dice
dragondictate
driving
eldacur technologies
elfquest
erotica
fleetwood mac
free speech
games
gaming
geeks
gollum
gurps
harlan ellison
hellblazer
indigo girls
interactivities ink
intercon
kink
kinky
kitties
larp
larpa
larpers
larping
larps
laurell hamilton
laurell k. hamilton
lego
live action role playing
live-action roleplaying
long hair
lord of the rings
loreena mckennitt
macintosh
manray
michigan wolverines
miyazaki
movies
muppets
murder mysteries
musicals
neil
nerds
nice boots
not bush
peeps
politics
power exchange
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renaissance faires
restraints
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s/m
satire
saturday night live
science fiction
sex
shiny things
spankings
steve jackson games
superman
suzanne vega
television without pity
the battlefield band
the larper
the sandman
the west wing
tim powers
time travel
twizzlers
university of michigan
viavoice
weird science
white wolf
wild gazebo productions
wine
wolves
ibarhis
weasel2000
suntzu
Beyond Mustelids
liamstliam
LiamStLiam
Words of an Ordinary Madman
bluestocking
Trey
Neither Fish nor Flesh nor Good Red Herring
sjo
Your Mama Doesn't Live Here
erajia
Captain Planet
You're thinking of Muffin Hunter.
wylddelirium
Del
Circus Freaks, Pornography, Piercing, and You: An Ongoing Tract Project
interactivearts
Garko the Man-Frog
InteractiveArts
_lackey_
Lachlann mac Lachlainn
perspicuity
Liquid Tension Movement
Every Journal Needs a Title
citabria
Citabria
Tales from the Warren
qarylla
Qarylla Windragar
tikva
Jacqueline Russell-Terrier
I am the fountain of affection.
scottbateman
Scott Bateman
tpau
TPau
Tpau's Place
volkmeter
Volkmeter
Occam's Laser
demongrrrrl
Demongrrrrl
The journal of the demoness
elenuial
A. Nakama
no, you're a sophist
natbudin
Nat Budin
castalusoria
Casta Lusoria
That Girl
queenortart
Speschul and interesting in equal parts
Pass me another minion would you, this one's gone all mushy?
erterin
Ert and Erin
deboranter
Deboranter
The Lilly Pond
truthspeaker
I exist! Somehow, I exist!
earthdragon
baron_saturday
Andy K
angelovernh
AngeloverNH
Super Angel with a Baby Inside
crazycongirl
tafkad
Benedict the Mad
Oh, why not?
tzedakah
Lynne Sydelle Russo-Gordon
My So Called Life!
ladysprite
Becky
Lair of the Lost Girl
howlinbichika
Nicole's Sex Worker Journal
glenmarshall
Glen
Gentle Depravities
rigel
Spirit Chrysalis
elusiveat
kgola
Kit
The Story of ME!
ravenrose
Raven
Raven's Roost
weepingspider
jicklet
Corrie
Fevered Dreams
nikin
benndragon
Benn
Dragon: A Parable
sulisathena
SulisAthena
londo
A fool who should know better
Londo the Pantless Wonder
thegoodladyj
randomactsofkat
Kate
i had to teach myself to see
frank
Козёл Фрэнк / Frank the Goat
Маскот Живого Журнала / LJ mascot
jducoeur
Justin du Coeur
shinotenshi02
Shinotenshi02
Let her pale light in to fill up your room
emp42ress
Dybbuk
Dybbuk's Empire
pony_sprite
Mystic Storm
The ramblings of the pony formally known as Sprite!
laurion
Laurion
ryuutchi
Dragon
My Native Tongue
sonata960
Samurai Panda
sirreality
SirReality
madamruppy
Madam Ruppy's Place
gruyere
Mephistopheles of Pancakes
Inscribed in the Cheese
gm_avie
Avonelle
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished.
princess_muffin
Princess Muffin
prince0dc
Coat-Boy
gower
Gower
learnedax
Learned Ax
Veni Vidi Scripsi
evcelt
Evil Voodoo Celt
per amica silentia lunae
plitwack
moiramisu
Moira
Moira's Motley Miscellaneous Misanthropic Musings
jim_p
Jim P
kestrel404
Glenn T
The Kestrel's Perch
meranthi
Eeeeka
Wandering Through Dreams
sidhne
Ceol mo Chridhe
inkahootz
Nomi in Kahootz
In Kahootz
aerynne
Shakespeare Fiend
riccakitty
Less Than Cryptic-Confessions
seborn
Susan
fneeble
Fneeble!
Fnee!
laura47
Wait, rock mole! That gold is really a barbarian named laura47!
whispercricket
okusama_kumo
Bones like Iron, Blood like Mercury
dkapell
Dave Kapell
offside7
OffSide7
Jet Lag
jingsaw
lisefrac
Lise
Better than You Since 1980
ambug666
Secretly Mike Young
Why me?
bluefaith
GnurdGirl
For those who care...
discoiris
stacey
The Iris Garden: Daily blooms of Iris's life
shogunhb
Shaughn
Knight of the Woeful Countenance
v_cat
viktory
ViktoryEmpire
ecliptic
Ecliptic
in paradise we stand alone
juldea
-=juldea=-
It's gonna be the future soon...
andrianna
A Drug or A Kiss of Death
The Seed in My Head...
plymouth
The Water Seeker
Hydromania
shades_of_nyx
Daughter of Khaos
Gardens of Nocturne
shadowravyn
N. Vivian
Church of Nu-topia
padmaclynne
Padraig mac Lynne
showered with kings
vox_libertas
Jim Burrows
Vox Libertas
dariusk
Darius K.
better off going to fly a kite in a firefight during tornado time with no coat
baniszew
Ministress of Ponies
simplewordsmith
Blank Page
reme
amelia
mohnkern
Scott Mohnkern
Rants
kindred_999
TurtleShell
Thoughts from inside the Turtle Shell
ninjaslug
Mike
The ravings of a Wolf Ninja
mpgalvin
generic mike
zephyrrs
Zephyr RS
Gallery Zephyr
qedrakmar
Tired McSleepystein