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Tuesday, April 20th, 2010
3:04 pm - I was bored..
1. What is your favorite Star Trek movie? (not including STXI)
Seeing as there no 11 obviously you can’t include it… hmm… I am going to choose Star Trek Phase II… and if you don’t know what it is then you suck worse than a Samoan hooker.. and I don't mean New Voyages either...

2. What is your favorite scene in STXI?
There was no Star Trek 11 so hard to say what scene comes from a non-exsistent movie.. so instead I choose Star Trek 5 – On the planet w/ the being @ 0,0,0,0 when he keep asking to bring the starship closer and Kirk looks as if he was a slave girl and asks softly.. what does God need w/ a starship?

3. When were you first introduced to the Star Trek franchise?
Search for Spock, then backwards to Kahn then there be whalllls here… those were the first 3..

4. Is there anything Star Trek around the room in which you're currently sitting?
Seeing as I am @ work… no
5. Vulcan ears are: A) cute, B) sexy, C) neither, D) both.
If they come attached to Jolene Blalock I am not looking @ her ears so neither…

6. If you could be any other species than human in the Star Trek universe, you would be:
Cheron.. only instead of being left right black and white.. I want the top part to be white so I can get a good paying job and the lower ½ black.. for obvious reasons…

7. Which pet would you rather have: a sehlat or a tribble?
Dude who wouldn’t want to be a huge teddybear w/ massive fangs.

8. Who might you cast in the role of reboot Nurse Chapel? Khan? Other reboot character?
Nurse Chapel is a worthless character for the reboot.. let Majal lie.. and w/o Machismo Montalban there is no Kahn… I’d bring back Midshipman Peter Preston.. he died needlessly

9. Kirk and Spock are:
Secret wonder twins, separated @ birth but brought together by destiny to rule the universe w/ an iron fist

10. If you could give any Star Trek character a chance to be captain of the Enterprise, who would it be?
I am going to say the Excelsior Comms Officer from Star Trek VI… I mean he was blasting an intergalactic Pirate Radio Station already.. why not let him take control and see how he would stand up to a Borg cube.. he had already Gleamed one…

BONUS. Think fast! Give one Star Trek quote from memory:
Captain I must protest, I am not a merry man!

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Monday, April 19th, 2010
12:24 pm - Need I say more?

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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
10:50 am - Space Explorers?
Has anyone else noticed that in Voltron they call the team "Space Explorers". What a bunch of crap, they are exploring jack they are told where to take the lions/vehicles and given directions. Last time I checked if you have directions you are exploring, you are simply going to a known place. I don't doubt someone in the Alliance does some exploring but it sure as hell isn't that fashion challenged group of 5. While I am on that thought who the hell came up with the color combos... Pink and Blue? What the holy hell! Those should never be together esp. not in the shades they are using. Black and Red I can see and it makes some degree of sense as do Green and Green, even if they are different shades.

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Monday, December 14th, 2009
4:07 pm - Ahem...
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze.

Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.

Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.

And they we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug.

Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.

But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're s-hit out of luck.

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Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
12:19 am - From understudy of account's next door neighbor, Uwe Boll
Comes this flaming pile of dog shit...



I mean really?! Come on?! Maggie Q is no Mai... not to mention what the holy hell is Gordon Chan doing even being int he same room as this script... let alone filming it...

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Monday, November 16th, 2009
11:59 pm - LEGEND...........


...... ARY!!!

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Monday, October 26th, 2009
11:41 pm - Since I know I won't get 10...
The first ten people to comment give me a request for a picture to be taken of something in my life. My favorite book, my workspace, my favorite outfit, my porn collection, anything.

The only catch is-- no pictures of myself. It has to be of objects in my daily life. Then I will take pictures of the requested things, and post them in a separate entry.

Then those 10 people who requested photos have to post this same challenge in their own journal, with 1 additional rule (of their own choosing). The 10 people who comment on that entry, have to add ANOTHER rule of their own, and so on and so forth.

And the pictures spread.

AND GO!

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8:23 pm
I think I'll just leave this here...



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Friday, October 16th, 2009
10:13 am - Scary how well this mashup works..


And because it is Halloween...


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Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
3:34 pm

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Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
4:41 pm - WOOHOOO
The Jockey is real.. and the spitter is shown in action..


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Thursday, August 27th, 2009
9:51 am - BUWAHAHAHA... How True this Commercial is

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Thursday, August 13th, 2009
2:17 pm

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Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
8:55 am - HEADLINE: NL Proves It Continues To Be Full of Fail for 13th Straight Year, Pujols Crys at loss


Don't cry too hard Albert... take pride in knowing the NL league as always been the iNferior League and you just got hosed in the draft

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Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
3:01 pm

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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
11:03 pm - I am willing to bet $$ that I won't get 10 responses...
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!


1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
12:32 pm

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Monday, May 18th, 2009
4:45 pm


That is all

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Monday, April 27th, 2009
2:38 pm
As if there needed to be proof of what a POS town Boston is... here you go...




I would think that it would somewhat of a rare-occurance... but I highly doubt it.. along with the fact it could have possibly been filmed from the OUTSIDE of the Red-Line car through a rust-hole and not a window...

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