AE: Apocalypse Earth (2013)

AE: Apocalypse Earth (2013) poster
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The Asylum Mockbuster/Planetary Adventure

Another of The Asylum’s mockbusters, intended to come out the same time as M. Night Shyamalan’s After Earth. This feels like a cheap planetary adventure that recycles Avatar and Planet of the Apes

After Earth (2013)

After Earth (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Planetary Survival Adventure

Enough with the M. Night Shyamalan bashing. Here Shyamalan pulls off a solid and interesting planetary adventure where the only real misstep is that much of the film rests on the non-acting shoulders of Jaden Smith

Age of the Hobbits (2012)

Age of the Hobbits (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
The Asylum Mockbuster/Epic Fantasy

A mockbuster from The Asylum that sets out to copy Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit such that Jackson and co sued, forcing The Asylum to change the title in several territories

Around the World Under the Sea (1966)

Around the World Under the Sea (1966) poster
Rating: ★★½
Submarine Adventures

Inspired by Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, this was one among the spate of 1960s underwater adventures. Passable adventure following a team on a quest to plant earthquake sensors on the ocean floor

At the Earth’s Core (1976)

At the Earth's Core (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost World at the Centre of the Earth/Edgar Rice Burroughs Adaptation

Second in the trilogy of Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptations starring Doug McClure. This opens with the fabulous invention of the drilling mole but the arrival at the earth’s core look cheap and tatty

Atlantic Rim (2013)

Atlantic Rim (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Asylum Mockbuster/Giant Robots vs Giant Monsters

When Guillermo Del Toro made Pacific Rim, The Asylum conducted their own copy simply by switching US seaboards. While not exactly Oscar quality, this is one of The Asylum’s better mockbusters

Atlantis: Milo’s Return (2003)

Atlantis: Milo's Return (2003) poster
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Disney Animation Sequel

Another shabby Disney video-released sequel, in this case to Atlantis the Lost Empire. The result looks like three episodes of an unsold tv series slapped together to sell as a film

Big Man Japan (2007)

Big Man Japan (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Japanese Superhero Mockumentary

A bizarre Japanese about a documentary crew who make a film about a man who becomes a giant-sized superhero to fight off giant rubber monsters

Borderlands (2024)

Borderlands (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Planetary Adventure

Eli Roth adapts the popular videogame and corrals a surprisingly high-profile cast in a knockabout planetary adventure. Alas, that met a very mixed reception and was widely regarded as a bad movie

Captain Nemo and the Underwater City (1969)

Captain Nemo and the Underwater City (1969) poster
Rating: ★★
Underwater Adventures

Amid the fad for Jules Verne adaptations in the 1960s, Captain Nemo was spun off in this original adventure. By now Verne’s brooding inventor has become an absurdly larger-than-life comic-book character

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Island of Living Food

The original film was a good deal of fun; this sequel feels like it is simply a repeat of the same but slightly different. Still there is a good deal of creativity to the visual puns and living food creatures

Digging Up the Marrow (2014)

Digging Up the Marrow (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/In Search of a Secret World of Monsters

Adam Green, director of the Hatchet films, makes a Found Footage film about the search for an underground world of monsters. The monsters, when seen, are quite imaginative

Doom (2005)

Doom (2005) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Labyrinth of Monsters

Disappointing film version of the videogame. The film seems to either miss or water down the principal appeals of the game, although you do get Dwayne Johnson (still billed as The Rock) as the bad guy

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005)

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Computer Game Adaptation

Not a seventh sequel to Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, this adapts the videogame of the same name. Dazzling anime action but is take-no-prisoners with explanations about what is happening to non game players

Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956)

Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956) poster
Rating: ½
Astronauts Discover All-Female Planet

One among a sub-genre of 1950s outer space sex fantasies where astronauts encounter all-women planets and sort them out with some good lovin’, Cat Women of the Moon is held as the Z movie of this genre but this is an even cheaper

Flash Gordon (1936)

Flash Gordon (1936) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Serial/Space Opera

The original and greatest of all SF serial adventures and a huge influence on George Lucas. Despite the primitive effects, this still has a marvellously rousing imagination that stands up today. Two serial sequels followed

Flesh Gordon (1974)

Flesh Gordon (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Softcore Flash Gordon Parody

This offers the amusing idea of a softcore parody of the old Flash Gordon serials. A surprisingly well-made film in terms of effects but the jokes often seems belaboured amid the witless mugging

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1991)

Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Softcore Flash Gordon Parody

This sequel to Flesh Gordon, the R-rated parody of the Flash Gordon serials, feels like a joke that is belaboured in the retelling. The film does have a crass level of nonsensical absurdity that proves amusing

The Great Wall (2016)

The Great Wall (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Historical Fantasy Epic

Matt Damon helps defend the Great Wall of China against invading monsters. Directed by Zhang Yimou, this should be seen for its breathtaking visuals – vast battle scenes, lavish costumes – but you wish there had been more than that

Halo Nightfall (2014)

Halo Nightfall (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Videogame Adaptation/Planetary Survival

At last a good film spun off from the Halo videogame (and produced Ridley Scott!). A harsh story of planetary survival as stranded soldiers fight to escape aboard a two-person ship

Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms (2006)

Hellboy Animated Sword of Storms (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Demon Superhero/Animation

The first of two animated Hellboy spinoffs with the live-action actors returning to voice their parts. This is the better of the two animated films, developing a weirdness as it takes Hellboy inside a Japanese spirit realm

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

In the second and the best of his two Hellboy films, Guillermo Del Toro expands the first out with an amazing menagerie of eccentric and offbeat creatures, while Ron Perlman is again on winning form in the title role

Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970)

Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970) poster
Rating: ½
Space Expedition to a Prehistoric Planet

Film from Z-budget filmmaker Al Adamson. Most of this is reissued from a Filipino caveman film, along with a handful of filler scenes slung together from odds of Adamson’s other half-finished films

Infra Man (1976)

Infra-Man (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hong Kong Superheroics

A deranged madcap film produced by the Shaw Brothers featuring an enhanced superhero fighting off a bizarre menagerie of monsters commanded by an alien princess

Jack the Giant Killer (2013)

Jack the Giant Killer (2013) poster
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Fantasy Adventure

Another of The Asylum’s mockbusters intended to capitalise on the release of Bryan Singer’s Jack the Giant Slayer. Despite setting out to adapt Jack and the Beanstalk, it should be noted that there are no giants in the film; the rest is only a cut-price fantasy adventure

The Lost Continent (1968)

The Lost Continent (1968) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sargasso Sea of Lost Ships

A decided oddity from Hammer Films who abandon horror subjects for a lost world film set in the Sargasso Sea filled with trapped ships from all eras and cheesy monster. A colourfully interesting effort that seems more dramatically interesting in the build-up than when we arrive

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008)

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

A work of Arthurian sequelia made for the Syfy Channeal featuring Arthur’s daughter inheriting the sword. This has the feel more of a series of B-budgeted D&D wilderness encounters churned out without much effort rather than being a fantasy work that soars

Missile to the Moon (1958)

Missile to the Moon (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to the Moon/All-Female Lunar Society

A remake of the classic bad movie Cat-Women of the Moon in which explorers to the Moon encounter an all-women society. Things do not improve in the bad movie stakes here

Monster Island (1981)

Monster Island (1981) poster
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Desert Island Adventures

Supposedly an adaptation of Jules Verns’s Mysterious Island from low-budget Spanish director Juan Piquer Simon, one that gives the impression nobody actually read the book. Out goes Captain Nemo, in comes some incredibly tatty effects and much slapstick

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014)

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien-Infested War Zone

This offers the expectation of a sequel to the sleeper hit of Monsters; what we instead get is not many monsters and a film about recruits in a Middle Eastern war zone. That said, you cannot deny that what we have is an undeniably well made film

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Mortal Kombat (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

Reboot of the videogame-adapted film series emerges as a kinetic and enjoyable effort clearly designed to introduce an ongoing franchise

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The second of the Mortal Kombat animated films

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

An animated film revival of the Mortal Kombat videogame franchise. This does a quite reasonable reworking of the basics, while leaving you blown away with the ultra-violent excesses of the action

Mysterious Island (1961)

Mysterious Island (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Desert Island Survival/Giant Animals

Amid the fad for Jules Verne adaptations of the 1950s/60s, we had this version of Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea sequel, albeit where Verne’s desert island story is pumped up with the addition of giant-size Ray Harryhausen animals and insects

Mysterious Island (2005)

Mysterious Island (2005) poster
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Desert Island Survival/Giant Animals

Hallmark tv mini-series adaptation of Jules Verne’s desert island drama featuring no less than Patrick Stewart as Captain Nemo. This sinks badly amid incredibly shoddy giant animal digital effects

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014)

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A surprisingly good effort to emerge from the arena of fan-made Kickstarter funded filmmaking. Essentially, a group of fans have brought their mutual love of playing Dungeons and Dragons to life but the film, while low-budgeted, places a great deal of care into the characters and building of the world

Ninja Scroll (1993)

Ninja Scroll (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Ninja vs Demonic Forces

One of the most extraordinary of all anime films – apparently a favourite of The Wachowskis (you can see they’ve borrowed moves from it), concerning ninja facing supernaturally empowered assassins demonic forces, directed with an extraordinary visual stylism

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The second of the Pirates of the Caribbean films. Johnny Depp and all the principals are back and much of the eccentric humour is present but the action has undergone budget bloat

Predator: Badlands (2025)

Predator: Badlands (2025) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alien Huntsman on a Death Planet

The ninth Predator film. This changes the mix quite considerably from the usual alien huntsman vs human prey formula we have had so far. It also offers a return to the Alien universe, although not quite what we expect

The 7 Adventures of Sinbad (2010)

The 7 Adventures of Sinbad (2010) poster
Rating: ★½
Modernised Arabian Nights Adventure/The Asylum Mockbuster

Cheap mockbuster from The Asylum that was designed to exploit the success of the flop Prince of Persia. While ostensibly a Sinbad film, this confusingly abandons the Arabian Nights milieu and is set contemporary where Sinbad is not sailor but a corporate CEO stranded on a desert island

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Sherlock Holmes (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sherlock Holmes Steampunk Adventure

A mockbuster take on Sherlock Holmes from The Asylum released the same time as the Guy Ritchie-Robert Downey Jr film. Ben Syder makes for a neurotically subdued Holmes but the film takes a leap off into demented Steampunk territory to emerge as one of The Asylum’s better offerings

Sleeping Beauty (2014)

Sleeping Beauty (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale Adventure/The Asylum Mockbuster

In the early 2010s, we had a series of fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasies; The Asylum served up their own cheap copies – this was their version of Maleficent. Directed by actor Casper Van Dien, this not uninterestingly plays out as a fantasy adventure that follows the prince’s attempts to enter the castle

Spirited Away (2001)

Spirited Away (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Anime/Afterlife Bathhouse

One of the masterpieces of Hayao Miyazaki, a gentle, beautiful work of anime set in an afterlife bathhouse where Miyazaki’s range of extraordinary creatures and quiet tenderness finds something that Western fantasy rarely ever comes near

Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002) poster
Rating: ★★½
Juvenile Spy Adventures

The second of Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kids films is slightly the lesser of its predecessor – it makes the mistake of stripping out the gadgets – nevertheless is fun and has all of wacky surrealism Rodriguez gave the first film

Tale of Tales (2015)

Tale of Tales (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anthology of Fairytales

A trio of tales from the world’s oldest fairytale collection – but quite different to anything you expect … While there is all the magic, ogres and princesses, this is a beautifully lush film made for adults and less about simple homilies that about fate and its cruel twists

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

The second live-action Turtles film is a disappointment. The Turtles are infectiously enjoyable characters but the script has an indifferent laziness, while parental concerns over violence have mandated that the fight scenes be watered down to an absurd level

Troy: The Odyssey (2017)

Rating: ★★½
Greek Myth

The Asylum takes on Homer. One is tempted to say Homer loses to The Asylum but in fact this is one of their better films. The film freely rearranges both The Iliad and The Odyssey and The Asylum deliver a solid effort with some top-notch effects that rises above the mediocrity they usually aim for

Wrath of the Titans (2012)

Wrath of the Titans (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

Sequel to the Clash of the Titans remake. Much the same as before except with bigger monsters and more explosions … flash and spectacle that washes over you with all the substance of the light from a disco ball

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013)

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Tsui Hark delivers a prequel to his 2010 Detective Dee film. This takes the character back far more to his original nature as a Chinese equivalent of Sherlock Holmes. That is if you can imagine Sherlock Holmes taking place as a flying swordsman film filled with sea monsters and wildly fantastic martial combat scenes (*)

Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983)

Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Wu Xia Film

The modern beginnings of Wu Xia and the flying swordsman film. Tsui Hark creates a totally nutso film filled with wild martial arts battles with demonic forces. The results are out of this world