The Alchemist (1983)

The Alchemist (1983) poster
Rating: ½
Evil Sorcerer

One of the earliest films from Charles Band. In the years following, Band went onto produce and occasionally direct a great many often enterprisingly cheap low-budget genre films – this is not one of them

All Girls Weekend (2016)

All Girls Weekend (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mysterious Happenings in the Woods

This takes its title literally – it is made by a woman director and there are no men on screen. The result is somewhere between The Descent and The Blair Witch Project with an undeniably surprise twist ending

An American Haunting (2005)

An American Haunting (2005) poster
Rating:
"True" 19th Century Haunting

Film based on the supposed real-life Bell Witch Haunting of the 19th Century. Director Courtney Solomon’s constant efforts to make us jump become so tedious that they produce no effect at all.

Anthem of the Heart (2015)

Anthem of the Heart (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Girl Cursed With Being Unable to Speak

Sweet and tender anime about a young girl who has a curse placed on her that causes her to lose her voice and how this actually allows everyone around her to voice things they don’t say.

Bag of Bones (2011)

Bag of Bones (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Ghost Story

The perpetually terrible Mick Garris is allowed loose on another Stephen King book where he promptly reduces a subtle, ambiguous ghost story to a series of lunging pop-up scares without any concept of atmosphere or nuance

Beastly (2011)

Beastly (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
High-School Version of Beauty and the Beast

The interesting idea of the fairytale Beauty and the Beast retold in a modern high school setting. Despite itself, the film manages to wring a reasonable sincerity out of the premise

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Beauty and the Beast (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Fairy-Tale

The start of the 90s renaissance of Disney animation, a beautifully made adaptation of the fairytale that hearkens back to the Disney Golden Age. The only animated film nominated for an Academy Award Best Picture

Beauty and the Beast (2014)

Beauty and the Beast (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Adaptation of the fairytale that takes place in an exquisitely dreamy sumptuousness – a stunningly designed, costumed and photographed world that has a genuine magic. However, the motion-capture animated Beast looks far too much like a CGI effect

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Beauty and the Beast (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Fairy-Tale/Disney Live-Action Remake

This live-action remake of the Disney animated film is mounted with a lavishness. On the other hand, the romance at the centre never fully warms up, while the human characters have the show stolen from under by the cutlery and furnishings

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Big Trouble in Little China (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Chinese Supernatural/Martial Arts Fantasy

John Carpenter film that was marketed as a Raiders of the Lost Ark copy but is more Carpenter trying to emulate Hong Kong’s Wu Xia cinema, which was largely unknown in the West at the time. All with highly enjoyable conic results.

Black Magic Woman (1991)

Black Magic Woman (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Voodoo Curse

Essentially Fatal Attraction with voodoo in which Mark Hamill engages in an affair with Apollonia and breaks it off only to find a voodoo curse has been placed on him

The Boneyard (1991)

The Boneyard (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Children Overrun a Mortuary

Part of the 80s/90s fad for makeup effects driven popcorn horror – in this case, actually directed by an effects artist. The film moves slow as molasses but the giant zombie poodle and zombie Phyllis Diller do compensate

The Brides Wore Blood (1972)

The Brides Wore Blood (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Family Curse/Occult Rituals

Obscure 1970s horror that generates a certain creepy effect with four girls gathered at a big old house for sinister purpose. before going sidewise during the second half amid a profusion of competing tropes

Cat People (1982)

Cat People (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Feline Transformation

The remake of Cat People. In the hands of Paul Schrader, all the ambiguity is made overt and the film becomes one of Schrader’s allegories for tormented sexuality. On its own terms, this is an often smoulderingly sensual work

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Possession/“True Story”

The third of the Conjuring films, this lacks the presence of James Wan in the director’s seat while peddling an even more highly dubious Based on a True story claim regarding a demonic possession

Cry of the Banshee (1970)

Cry of the Banshee (1970) poster
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Mysterious Stranger/Witch's Retribution

Dreary film in which Vincent Price is a magistrate who is haunted by a manifestation of The Devil for his witch persecutions. The publicity falsely tried to sell this as an Edgar Allan Poe adaptation.

The Curse of Downers Grove (2015)

The Curse of Downers Grove (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jocks Take Brutal Revenge

Harsh and brutal work written by Bret Easton Ellis of American Psycho fame wherein a group of jocks harass and tear apart the life of Bella Heathcote after she accidentally blinds the leader’s eye in the process of rejecting his advances

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (1980)

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"True Story" of the Discovery of Tutankhamun's Tomb

TV movie about the historical discovery of Tutankhamun’s tomb by Howard Carter that inflates the tabloid notion there was a curse and so distorts the historical record that it more properly enters the realm of fantasy

The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

The Curse of La Llorona (2019) poster
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Legendary Mexican Boogeywoman

James Wan adds to the extended The Conjuring universe with a film based on the Mexican legend of the crying woman La Llorona. However, this killed by the new director;s constant straining for effect

The Cursed (2021)

The Cursed (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possible Werewolf Creature

The greatly underrated Sean Ellis returns with a beautifully understated film about the hunt for a possible werewolf creature loose in rural 19th Century France. Everything happens in a state of careful ambiguity

Dark Harvest (2023)

Dark Harvest (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Small Town's Deadly Halloween Run

David Slade seemed a promising directorial name several years ago with works like the charged Hard Candy, before making Twilight films and being lost in tv. Here he returns with a film set around a small town’s deadly Halloween rituals

Dark Shadows (2012)

Dark Shadows (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
TV Series Comedy Remake/Vampire/Family Saga

Tim Burton’s slide into mediocrity continues with this comedic update of the cult Gothic soap opera tv series, which is now played at a level of cartoonish unseriousness that resembles the Addams Family

Death Note (2006)

Death Note (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Notebook with Killing Powers

Uniquely original Japanese horror film adapted from a manga concerning a book that kills anyone whose name is written in it. This has spawned several sequels and an American remake. The show is stolen by the supremely weird Kenichi Matsuyama

Death Note (2017)

Death Note (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Notebook with Killing Powers

The English-language remake of the popular Japanese franchise from Adam Wingard. This essentially remakes the first film and is adequate in its own right but no patch on either of the original Japanese films

Death Note: The Last Name (2006)

Death Note: The Last Name (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Notebook with Killing Powers

The second of the Japanese Death Note films, released almost back-to-back with the first. This is an even better film than its predecessor, delighting in the twists and turns in the games as Light and his nemesis L outwit each other

Don’t Look Up (2009)

Don't Look Up (2009) poster
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Asian Horror Remake/Haunted Film Set

Fruit Chan conducts an English-language remake of a Japanese horror film. A confused and hokey effort about a haunted film set that is only centred around the provision of schlock effects

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Drag Me to Hell (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Gypsy Curse

Sam Raimi chose to follow up his hugely successful Spider-Man trilogy with this incredibly silly film about Gypsy curses. Raimi piles on ridiculous shock effects that become so over-the-top that the film ends up somewhere in orbit

The Fall of the House of Usher (1979)

The Fall of the House of Usher (1979) poster
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Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

Maybe the worst Edgar Allan Poe adaptation ever, a version made for tv that fails utterly to project any of Poe’s gloom and despair, while a badly overacting Martin Landau is disastrously miscast as Roderick Usher

Friend Request (2016)

Friend Request (2016) poster
Rating:
Supernatural Retribution Via Social Media

Another in the spate of social media horror films, this is a blatant copy of Unfriended, albeit mashed up with Ring to create the idea of a cursed newsfeed. This is also the lamest of the bunch

The Ghost Cat of Otama Pond (1960)

The Ghost Cat of Otama Pond (1960) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Ghost Story

Another effort from the Golden Age of kaidan eiga (Japanese ghost story films) during the 1950s-60s. While this assembles the essentials of the genre, it is only delivered in terms of a series of strident and unsubtle pop-up effects

The Ghost Goes West (1935)

The Ghost Goes West (1935) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Castle Comedy

A light fantasy comedy with Lucas Donat as the inheritor of a Scottish castle that is haunted by a ghost and the problems faced when the castle is sold to be shipped to America

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014)

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014) poster
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Deformed Hillbilly Monster Hunter Comedy

A painfully unfunny endurance test created by star Kevon Ward centred around the deformed, imbecilic hillbilly he played at Halloween shows. The film is little more than people playing morons in silly voices

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Harry Potter series but the final chapter rounds out the boy wizard saga in rousing style, mounting an epic-sized battle and finding characters depths that hold some of the best writing of the series

Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet II (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film Homage

Hatchet was a homage to the 1980s slasher film that had a mild amusement. In the sequels, Adam Green upped the number of genre cameos and in-jokes, while pushing the gore effects to an extreme

Hero (1980)

Hero (1980) poster
Rating: ½
Finn MacCool Legend

Adaptation of the Finn Mac Coll legend, filmed in Gaelic with a cast that learned their lines by rote. An interesting idea that suffers a painful amateurism

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1929)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1929) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Silent Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

An incredibly good adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes story. Thought lost for many years, this was made at the height of German Expressionism and has a vividness that other adaptations lack

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

The first in a series of Sherlock Holmes films starring Basil Rathbone, who became the definitive Holmes for many years, and a reasonable adaptation of the Arthur Conan Doyle novel

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Hammer Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Hammer Films’ one and only Sherlock Holmes adaptation. It is beautiful to see the opulence of early Hammer productions brought to bear giving the story unusually effective life

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Given lavish period settings and featuring a sterling cast line-up of British talent from the day, this is probably the most faithful film adaptation of the Conan Doyle story

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000) poster
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Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Another adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes quasi-supernatural mystery. This is also one of the worst ever thanks to the wildly over-acted, scenery chewing performance from Matt Frewer, badly miscast as Holmes

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

A new and extremely good adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes story featuring Richard Roxburgh as Holmes, this offers some radical shakeups of the story and characters

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

Howl's Moving Castle (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Epic Fantasy

This Hayao Miyazaki film about a girl who becomes assistant to a mysterious magician is not quite in the same league as Princess Mononoke or Spirited Away but has the sublime beauty, eccentric characters and tender charms that all his work does

I Bury the Living (1958)

I Bury the Living (1958) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cemetery Keeper with Killing Powers

Fascinating forgotten film with Richard Boone as a cemetery keeper who finds he can kill by placing pins on a map of the cemetery

Incantation (2022)

Incantation (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Aftermath of a Paranormal Investigation

The most successful Taiwanese horror film of all time, a Found Footage film about paranormal investigators who witness a ritual and are afterwards haunted by it

Into the Woods (2014)

Into the Woods (2014) poster
Rating:
Fairytale Parody Musical

There are some people who will regard this adaptation of the Stephen Sondheim musical as an instant classic; I am not one of those people. What we get is a lumbering, stagebound production that seems to lamely dip into the fairytale parody that Shrek and other films tapped far more engagingly over a decade ago

Jaws of Satan (1981)

Jaws of Satan (1981) poster
Rating: ½
Satanically Empowered Killer Snakes

The title seems to have been slung together as a mash-up of competing 70s fads – trying to jump aboard the success of Jaws and the fad for occult films after The Exorcist. Ridiculous and badly made on all levels, none more so than the climax with a giant snake conducting a devil worship ceremony

Johnny Frank Garrett’s Last Word (2016)

Johnny Frank Garrett's Last Word (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
True Crime/Executed Innocent Man's Dying Curse

From the acclaimed Simon Rumley comes this true crime drama about the execution of an innocent man and the supposed curse he placed on all who condemned him. This straddles an odd line between true story and a full blooded supernatural horror film but satisfies neither

Kadaicha (1988)

Kadaicha (1988) poster
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Aborigine Curse

Australian horror that sets out to combine US models like A Nightmare on Elm Street and a few dashes of Poltergeist with the idea of an Aborigine curse but emerges as poorly executed

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Curse Placed on a Man's Family

Yorgos Lanthimos specialises in a bizarrely deadpan black humour. This works rather well as he make a horror film in which surgeon Colin Farrell finds a strange malady has afflicted his family unless he kills one of them in sacrifice

Ladyhawke (1985)

Ladyhawke (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mediaeval Fantasy/Lovers Under Animal Transformation Curse

Beautifully made Richard Donner mediaeval fantasy with two lovers suffering a curse that transforms them into animals only able to touch in person for a second at dusk and dawn each day

The Lords of Salem (2012)

The Lords of Salem (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Occult Happenings/Witch's Curse

In this homage to the 1970s occult film, Rob Zombie surprises and aims for something different – he tones back the constant posturing shock effect of his earlier films and creates atmosphere. Eventually though, Zombie creates a film that feels coiled to unleash something bad but falters at ever opening the box

Low Life (2011)

Low Life (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
French Immigration Nightmare/Cursed Documents

Long-winded French film largely about criticising the country’s problematic immigration and asylum seeking system but also has a baffling B plot about a series of cursed documents

Maleficent (2014)

Maleficent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Prequel to Disney's Sleeping Beauty

Another in the early 2010s fad for fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasy films – in this case, a version of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (as opposed to the original fairytale version) told from the viewpoint of the witch. Nicely produced, not much substance – the most interesting parts are when it gets to mess around with the fairytale

Maleficent, Mistress of Evil (2019)

Maleficent, Mistress of Evil (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sleeping Beauty Continuation

Nobody much liked Maleficent but did make a reasonable amount of money, hence we get this sequel. The surprise is that in the hands of Norwegian director Joachim Rønning, it is far better than anything one expected

Mausoleum (1983)

Mausoleum (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Housewife

A B-budgeted hit from the video era concerning a possessed housewife. This is a film that has only ever been construed around the provision of cheap makeup effects at regular intervals, all of which hold an undeniable entertainment value in their cheesy ridiculousness

90210 Shark Attack (2014)

90210 Shark Attack (2014) poster
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Shark God Curse in Beverly Hills

This has to be the single worst killer shark film ever made and quite possibly the worst film of the 2010s. A shark film set in a Beverly Hills mansion where the nearest body of water is a swimming pool and where the appearance of the shark will reduce you to tears of laughter

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Zombie Musical

This holds the distinction of being the world’s first gonzo zombie film – oh and the first zombie musical too. Not many zombies (or nude bodies), the song lyrics are occasionally amusing but the film’s humour is schoolboyish, and the effort amateurish on the whole

Oasis of the Zombies (1981)

Oasis of the Zombies (1981) poster
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Nazi Zombies

One of the original Nazi zombies films with zombies protecting an oasis that hides a gold treasure. This was made by prolific exploitation director Jess Franco meaning that much of the film’s potential is drowned in cheap production values and bad dubbing

One Missed Call 2 (2005)

One Missed Call 2 (2005) poster
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Haunted Cellphone Calls

Sequel to the Japanese original, not the English-language remake. This quickly forgets about haunted phonecalls and becomes even more of a copy of Ring, the inspiration of the original, and fails at generating spooky atmosphere

Ouija: Summoning (2015)

Ouija Summoning (2015) poster
Rating: ½
Haunting

A bafflingly incoherent effort – quite what it is about I am at a loss to explain. The sole distinction it has that it was repackaged from its anonymous original title to market it on the tail of Blumhouse’s Ouija: Origin of Evil despite the fact an ouija board only briefly features at the start

Outcast (2010)

Outcast (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dark Sorceries

Absolutely fascinating Irish-Scottish film about people hunting each other with arcane sorceries on a rundown Edinburgh council estate … Compulsively fascinating in its often enigmatic approach, while depicting magic on screen in a way unlike anything we have seen before

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951)

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Immortally Cursed Sea Captain/Romantic Fantasy

Exquisitely shot Technicolor fantasy in which Ava Gardner is romanced by James Mason as the Flying Dutchman, cursed to eternally sail the seas

Penelope (2006)

Penelope (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Fairytale/Girl Cursed with a Pig-Like Face

This has the feel of a fairytale where Christina Ricci plays a girl who suffers from a hereditary curse that has left her with a pig-like snout

Pernicious (2014)

Pernicious (2014) poster
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Vengeful Thai Child Spirit

From the director of Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys, a film about three American girls who are haunted by a vengeful child spirit while in Thailand. Another post-Insidious film that uses a sinister adjective as title

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

Enjoyably tongue-in-cheek pirate swashbuckler based on the Disney theme park that proved an enormous hit and spun off a series of sequels, as well as giving Johnny Depp one of his iconic roles

Porco Rosso (1992)

Porco Rosso (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Talking Pig Aviator

Hayao Miyazaki in a more whimsical comedic mood with this story of the adventures of a talking pig aviator. Even when in a lighter vein, Miyazaki cannot help but fill the film with images of charm and considerable beauty

Ring (1998)

Ring (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cursed Video Broadcast/Japanese Ghost Story

Kaidan eiga (Japanese ghost story) that was a huge hit, spawning several sequels and an English-language remake, plus a horde of imitators. For all its reputation, the film is often crude, nevertheless does evince an eerie atmosphere

The Ring (2002)

The Ring (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cursed Videotape/Japanese Horror Remake

This is the English-language version of the Japanese horror Ring and actually a much better and far spookier film, where the new script gives the story more depth