Bad Dreams (1988)

Bad Dreams (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Cult Survivor Haunted by Dream Killer

Story of the sole survivor of a cult mass suicide waking from a coma to be haunted by the cult leader begging her to join them. This becomes a derivative of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films before a contrived ending

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021)

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero

An oddity among the animated Batman films. This seems less another Batman film – Bruce Wayne gets more screen time than Batman, for instance – than it does a homage to the 1970s martial arts film

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023)

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

DC Universe Animated film that is adapted from an Elseworlds story that offers up an alternate 1920s version of Batman who is fighting up against H.P. Lovecraft entities

Bleed (2016)

Bleed (2016) poster
Rating:
Haunted Prison/Backwoods Occult

This feels like mostly a series of horror tropes – ghost hunters with cameras in an abandoned building, backwoods occultists wanting the heroine’s baby – shuffled without originality

Bless the Child (2000)

Bless the Child (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Satanists Pursue Divine Child

Reasonable budgeted film that does no more than rehash Devil Child cliches from The Omen – or even more so the basic plot of Servants of Twilight. Chuck Russell throws in lots of CGI effects to little effect

Borderland (2007)

Borderland (2007) poster
Rating: ★★½
Tourists Preyed Upon by Santeria Cult

A blatant copy of Hostel wherein a trio of students cross the Mexican border and fall prey to a Santeria cult. Despite its derivativeness in the plot department, this emerges as a brutal and fairly well made film

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (1973)

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (1973) poster
Rating: ½
Boy's Father Becomes a Werewolf

This comes with a cutely amusing title – about a boy who witnesses his father becoming a werewolf but nobody will believe him – but only emerges as a cheap and shabby B movie

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

Candy Land (2022)

Candy Land (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Killer at a Seedy Truck Rest Stop

This conducts a seedily grim depiction of the world of the prostitutes working at a highway truck stop. In the midst of this, they try to deal with a killer eliminating their numbers

Chain Letter (2010)

Chain Letter (2010) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film/Anti-Technology Cult

Ridiculous film that seems to want to say something about modern technological interconnectivity but has simply grafted it onto a slasher formula. while being bsurdly ill-informed about its subject

Charlie Says (2018)

Charlie Says (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Manson Family Killings/True Crime

Mary Harron directs a film about Charles Manson and his Family, taking the perspective of the Manson Girls. The best of several films about the Manson Killings. Former Doctor Who Matt Smith makes a hypnotically fascinating Manson

Children of the Corn (1984)

Children of the Corn (1984) poster
Rating:
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

A fifteen page Stephen King story about a patricidal child cult has spawned this film, nine sequels and a remake. Not a very good film, this is stuck with padding a very slight original out to a full-length film

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

Rating: ★★
Pagan Child Cult

The second of the films spun off from the Stephen King short story. This is somewhat better that its predecessor, premised around a series of novelty deaths and offering some explanations for what is happening

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) poster
Rating:
Pagan Child Cult

The third of the films based on the Stephen King short story, this moves the locale to the city but is otherwise based around a series of completely ridiculous makeup effects every few minutes

Children of the Corn: The Gathering (1996)

Rating:
Pagan Child Cult

The popularity of the Children of the Corn franchise – eleven films spun out of a sixteen page Stephen King story – baffles one. This is the fourth film, its greatest distinction being that it stars a then unknown Naomi Watts

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Pagan Child Cult

Quite who the audience for these Children of the Corn films is that they keep making more of them is a mystery. This was the fifth of eleven films and at least better than the last two entries

Children of the Corn (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

This remake of the Stephen King short story (this time with a script from King himself) is a much better film than the earlier 1984 version or any of its numerous sequels

Children of the Corn (2020)

Children of the Corn (2020) poster
Rating:
Pagan Child Cult

The Stephen King short story only runs to 16 pages and explains little. This is the eleventh filmspinoff to date (which runs at about one film per 1.4 pages of story). Unlike the other sequels, this claims to be an origin story

The City of Lost Children (1995)

The City of Lost Children (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist/Clones/Gonzo Comedy

The almost indescribable second film from Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet of Delicatessen fame, a Dicekensian street urchin fantasy that takes place in a stunningly designed almost-familiar world filled with eccentric characters

Coma (2019)

Coma (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alternate Reality Inside Shared Dreams

An extraordinary Russian film that takes place in a uniquely designed dreamworld shared by people in comas. This has an imagination and conceptual grasp that rivals Inception

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Barbarian (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sword and Sorcery

Adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s pulp adventure stories and the film that made Arnold Schwarzenegger a star. The script from Oliver Stone takes unevenly from Howard but director John Milius gives the film a brutal, primal majesty

Deathmaster (1972)

Deathmaster (1972) poster
Rating: ★★½
Vampire Leader of a Hippie Cult Leader

Robert Quarry gained a fame in the early 70s and was regarded as the American Christopher Lee on the basis of the Count Yorga films. This was one of the works he made where he plays the leader of hippie cult who is a vampire

Drive Angry (2011)

Drive Angry (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Occult Car Chase Film

Essentially a supernatural version of a 1970s car chase movie with Nicolas Cage as a motorist who has escaped from Hell to settle a score. This makes a play for the trashy and absurd and comes out all the more entertaining for it

Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000)

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Stoner Film

A bizarrely surreal, anything goes comedy as two bros set out to find their car after a night partying. This feels like Repo Man as though directed by the Farrelly Brothers after they had inhaled a few bongs

Embalming (1999)

Embalming (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★
Blackmarket Organ Legging/Sinister Cult

A Japanese horror film that winds a convoluted plot involving stolen corpses, a blackmarket in organ harvesting, split personality, twins and religious cults

The Endless (2017)

The Endless (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Strange Cult/Backwoods Reality Bendings

Nominally a sequel to Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead’s first film Resolution, this concerns a strange cult but expands outwards to involve a mind-boggling array of backwoods timeloops and reality blurrings

The Fields (2011)

The Fields (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Coming of Age Story/Backwoods Happenings

This feels like Children of the Corn remade by Terrence Malick. The film does nicely with the wry, quietly observed naturalism of its Coming of Age story, less so when it moves into horror territory

God Told Me To (1976)

God Told Me To (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Messiah/Cult Killings/Alien Abduction & Impregnation

One of the key films in the cult of director Larry Cohen, this throws in a mind-bending mix involving an androgynous alien messiah, random shootings, alien abduction and Catholicism

H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal (2022)

H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal (2022) poster
Rating: ★½
Lovecraftian Film

Low-budget film about a woman who inherits a British country estate to find someone has opened a portal to unleash entities. One of several low-budget films of late to appropriate Lovecraft’s name

H.P. Lovecraft’s The Deep Ones (2020)

H.P. Lovecraft's The Deep Ones (2020) poster
Rating: ★½
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

A low-budget adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Shadow Over Innsmouth. That is if you can imagine Lovecraft’s story about fish people mating with humans relocated to a California AirBNB

Hellraiser: Deader (2005)

Hellraiser Deader (2005) poster
Rating: ½
Sadomasochistic Demons

Seventh and worst of the Hellraiser films. Clive Barker had departed three films ago and the copyright taken by a company that specialises in cheap sequels. This blurs reality and illusion so much it makes no sense

Hereditary (2018)

Hereditary (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hauntings/Sinister Cult

Word of mouth hit that has in its fingertips the capacity to be a great horror film. Moments of intense spookiness and an awards-worthy performance from Toni Colette but Ari Aster has an unfocused script

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) poster
Rating:
Gonzo SF

The big-budget film version of The Hitch Hiker’s Guide phenomenon is a disaster that fumbles Douglas Adams’s absurdist wit and blows everything up with big-budget effects and a pitch to American audiences

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) poster 2
Rating: ★★★
Ancient Egyptian Chainsaw Worshipping Cult

Construed by prolific B movie hack Fred Olen Ray around its two stars – Gunnar Hansen, the original Leatherface, and Scream Queen Linnea Quigley, this hits a perfect note between bimbos, tongue-in-cheek and cheap gore

Housewife (2017)

Housewife (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister Cult

Turkish director Con Evrenol made a splash with the horror film Baskin; this was his follow-up, an often head-scratching film about a housewife who is drawn into the mind-bending activities of a sinister cult

Igor and the Lunatics (1985)

Igor and the Lunatics (1985) poster
Rating:
Crazed Cult Followers

Another shabby Troma release concerning the activities of a crazed cult. This features some nasty deaths but little else

In Search of Lovecraft (2008)

In Search of Lovecraft (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern-Day Lovecraftian Cultists

A Found Footage film about a tv crew investigating Lovecraftian cultists who are trying to raise an elder god. This makes an okay stab but is distinctly hampered by a low budget

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
High Adventure in India

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’s first sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark is like a single 118 minute rollercoaster ride without let-up in terms of action, although at the same time is far less polished in the scripting department

Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)

Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4 (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Strange Cult

From regular horror director Brian Yuzna, a sequel to the Christmas slasher films series. This is quite possibly not only the weirdest Christmas film ever made but the weirdest Christmas horror film ever made

Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972) poster
Rating: ½
Blood Sacrificing Druid Cult

An authentic example of 1970s exploitation cinema – a regional film made with next-to-no budget, a no-name cast and with all emphasis on the luridly sensationalistic. A crappy, badly made film that vaguely rambles through a plot that makes little sense

The Invitation (2015)

The Invitation (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Dinner Party

Karyn Kusama welcomely returns to screens with a film about a sinister dinner party. The film is less one that resides in usual horror effects than it takes place in brooding, unsaid things and a palpable sense of something terrible about to happen

Jackals (2017)

Jackals (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Home Siege by a Sinister Cult

I had no high expectations of a film from one of the directors of the Saw sequels but was pleasantly surprised by this where a family’s attempts to conduct a cult deprogramming go awry as masked cult members surround the house prepared to do anything to get their recruit back

June (2015)

June (2015) poster
Rating:
Devil Child

A Devil Child variant with a couple finding that June, the foster child they take on becomes possessed by an entity and develops incredible psychic powers when upset. The main problem with the film is the lack of coherent explanation for what is happening

Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)

Justice League The New Frontier (2008) poster 2
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Animated Justice League film, which adapts a comic-book storyline that reconceived the various DC superheroes as they were back in the era of their original creation

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) poster
Rating:
Possession Film

Sequel to the sleeper 2010 Found Footage hit. Alas, this is a sequel that understands almost nothing about what made the first film so original. In abandoning the Found Footage look and unique central character, this is just a possession film that comes utterly by the numbers

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Fanboy Comedy

Fitfully amusing fanboy comedy set around the works of H.P. Lovecraft. You suspect that Lovecraft, a noted conservative, would have deplored the idea of the nerd comedy, although you have to admit that the film gets a more authentic flavour of Lovecraft’s works than most adaptations do

Last Shift (2014)

Last Shift (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted Police Station

A ghost story that borrows more than a few touches from Assault on Precinct 13 in its tale of a haunted police station. Director Anthony DiBlasi has little time for cliche jumps and spends his time on accumulating atmosphere with considerable effetiveness

The Laughing Dead (1989)

The Laughing Dead (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modern Day Aztec Sacrifices/Splatter Comedy

Crazed Evil Dead-styled film directed by sf/horror writer S.P. Somtow about modern-day Aztec sacrifices, this makes a beeline for bizarre gore effects

The Legacy of the Bones (2019)

The Legacy of the Bones (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spanish Detective Thriller/Ritual Killings

The second of the films based on Dolores Redondo’s police procedurals, this heads into an admirably dark and perverse place with plenty of jolt twists

Live Freaky! Die Freaky! (2006)

Live Freaky! Die Freaky! (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Claymation/Bad Taste Satire of the Manson Family Killings

Clearly inspired by South Park comes this satiric Claymation animated version of the Manson Family killings. The film quickly heads for some astonishing bad taste areas, flailing about before eventually finding itself in some bitingly black humour and songs

Lord of Illusions (1995)

Lord of Illusions (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Occult Detective/War Between Magicians

Clive Braker’s third and so far final outing as a director. Barker is trying to tell an occult detective story but fails to get any of the mood that film noir operates by, while the film registers blandly in terms of horror

Lunopolis (2009)

Lunopolis (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Grand Conspiracy Mashup

Found Footage film that has fun uniting UFOs and wacky conspiracy theories into a grand unified thesis. The swim of ideas is head-spinning but the film commits the mistake of delivering them to us quasi-documentary style rather than dramatically

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Post-Holocaust Action

30 years in the making and the results are sensational,one of the best films of the year. An action film so relentlessly foot-to-the-floor and full of kinetic wildness that it blows all its contemporaries away and sets the bar anew, while the vision of the future it creates is something utterly out of this world

Mandy (2018)

Mandy (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Man's Revenge Trail Against a Cult

Nicolas Cage goes all Death Wish and slaughters a cult that murdered his wife. A regular revenge film is transformed by director Panos Cosmatos into something bizarrely primal with a thunderously over-emphatic score and blood red lighting scheme

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) poster
Rating:
Backroads Sinisterness/Undead Warlock

Regarded as one of the worst films ever made, more than anything this is just dull and boring. The plot concerns a couple straying into a desert home where a warlock is about to be resurrected

The Master (2012)

The Master (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
L. Ron Hubbard Fictionalised Biopic

Paul Thomas Anderson’s loose biopic of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard is a film composed of great acting and great individual scenes more so than it ever coheses as a story or delves in to interrogate its characters. Far too elusive as a story to quite be the masterpiece it is readily being hailed as

The Midnight Club (2022)

The Midnight Club (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teenagers Tell Horror Stories

Mike Flanagan horror mini-series adapted from Christopher Pike’s book, this is set around a group of patients in a hospice who form a group to tell each other horror stories

Midnight Special (2016)

Midnight Special (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gifted Otherworldly Child

This feels like a reworking of late 70s/early 80s sf films like Starman and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Much of the film is based around a series of amazing happenings but its crucial failure as science-fiction is the lack of explanations for why these are happening

Mindwarp (1992)

Mindwarp (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust/Virtual Reality

One of three films produced by Fangoria magazine, this takes place in a post-holocaust wasteland of crazies and is certainly gore-drenched but unfortunately only churns cliches

Ms Cannibal Holocaust (2012)

Ms Cannibal Holocaust (2012) poster
Rating: ½
Apartment Tenants Under Attack by a Mystery Cult

An early film from Ron Bonk misleadingly sold with connection to the notorious Italian cannibal film, concerning the tenants of an apartment building under siege by a mysterious cult