Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) poster
Rating: ★★★
Two Idiots Meet the Monsters

The most well remembered of Abbott and Costello’s films. Universal had shuffled their Famous Monsters through several team-ups and here decided to play them for outright laughs. Undeniably likeable

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011)

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad Film/Exploitation Homage

Tony Watt strikes again with another of wilfully bad, agonisingly unwatchable films. All the bad acting, plotlessly rambling scenes and random exploitation movie homages that one expects of a Tony Watt film

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005)

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero vs Vampire/Animation

A film spinoff from the animated The Batman tv series, this offers a great title match but proves a disappointment. Moreover, it has to twist comic-book canon to make the plot work

Blacula (1972)

Blacula (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Blaxploitation Vampire Film

A hit among the Blaxploitation fad of the 1970s, this has the novelty of casting a vampire film with African-American actor William Marshall. A whole series of Blaxploitation takes on horror themes followed.

Blade Trinity (2004)

Blade Trinity (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Vampire Hunter

Third of the Blade films with Wesley Snipes. As director, series screenwriter David S. Goyer emulates the same exhilarating, kinetic moves that Guillermo Del Toro infused the second film with, while the script zings with his wryly cynical dialogue

Blood of Dracula’s Castle (1969)

Blood of Dracula's Castle (1969) poster
Rating:
Modern-Day Dracula

One of the films from Z-budget director Al Adamson, who should be a rival for Edward D. Wood Jr in the bad movies stakes. This resurrects Count Dracula in the present-day, living in a castle in the California desert

Bonnie & Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008)

Bonnie and Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Famous Outlaws Encounter Dracula

This comes with the interestingly original idea of having the real-life outlaws Bonnie and Clyde come up against Count Dracula. The main thing against the film is a low budget

Bram Stoker’s Dracula’s Guest (2008)

Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest (2008) poster
Rating:
Dracula Film

Possibly the worst Dracula film ever made. Dracula is cast as what looks like a beefy bouncer for a Goth nightclub. Bram Stoker is written as the central character seemingly without anyone having read a single detail about his biography

Bram Stoker’s Van Helsing (2021)

Bram Stoker's Van Helsing (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation Without Dracula

An adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula that comes with the oddity of featuring no Dracula. This is quite faithful to the book and the period setting looks not to bad on a low budget

Count Dracula (1970)

Count Dracula (1970) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation

Christopher Lee was inveigled to play the title role in what was advertised as an adaptation of the book as Bram Stoker wrote it. While this was somewhat true, such ambitions befell the cheapness of exploitation director Jess Franco

Count Dracula (1977)

Count Dracula (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dracula Adaptation

The most faithful version of Dracula to date. A BBC mini-series that adapts the book as a no-nonsense costume drama and even shoots in the mentioned locations, giving the impression of the story taking place as Bram Stoker visualised it

Count Dracula’s Great Love (1972)

Count Dracula's Great Love (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Film

A copy of the Hammer Dracula films starring Spanish horror legend Paul Naschy. Naschy makes an okay but mundane Dracula, while the film never seems much more than lots of running around an abandoned asylum and softcore tumblings

Countess Dracula (1971)

Countess Dracula (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Countess Bathory Story/Hammer Film

Not another of Hammer’s Dracula films despite the title. This still builds on the brand name but is instead their loose adaptation of the story of the infamous blood-bathing Elizabeth Bathory.

Countess Dracula’s Orgy of Blood (2004)

Countess Dracula's Orgy of Blood (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Erotica

Donald F. Glut is famous as a genre historian and novelist. Here he directs an erotic vampire film. Despite the title, Count Dracula doesn’t feature much but we get Paul Naschy in one of his few English language films

Dr Terror’s Gallery of Horrors (1967)

Dr Terror's Gallery of Horrors (1967) poster
Rating:
Horror Anthology

UK’s Amicus Films had a reasonable hit with their horror anthology Dr Terror’s House of Horrors. Director/producer David L. Hewitt jumped in with a copy with a soundalike title produced on a poverty row budget

Dracula (1931)

Dracula (1931) poster
Rating: ★★
Universal Dracula Adaptation

The classic adaptation of the Bram Stoker novel that made Bela Lugosi into a horror icon and created the image of the vampire in dinner-suit and with East European accent. For all its stature, it is a dull and talky film and Lugosi is overwrought

Dracula (1931)

Dracula (1931) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spanish-Language Dracula Adaptation

The legendary Spanish-language version of Dracula that was shot on the same sets as the classic Bela Lugosi version. Although it ultimately stands too much in the shadow of the Lugosi film, it is the better of the two films

Dracula (1958)

Rating: ★★★★
Hammer Dracula Adaptation

The point where the legend of Hammer Films and the careers of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing began. A vivid colour remake of the Bram Stoker book that put a stake through the heart of the staid Universal horrors and created a new English horror industry

Dracula (2009)

Dracula (2009) poster
Rating:
Modernised Dracula Adaptation

Interestingly odd attempt to update and relocate Dracula to present-day Hollywood. This has promise despite a low-budget but eventually flounders amid a non-linear story and an entirely confused ending

Dracula (2012)

Dracula (2012) poster
Rating:
Dracula Adaptation

Hard to describe what an utter disappointment Dario Argento’s take on the oft-filmed Bram Stoker work is. Argento seems to have entirely lost the mojo and visual flair that made him a cult name. Thomas Kretschmann makes for the screen’s mellowest Dracula

Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)

Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Hammer Contemporary Dracula

For their seventh Dracula films, Hammer introduced Dracula to the present-day. The result was a wild mishmash where Christopher Lee plays second fiddle to Hammer’s belated attempts to jump aboard the Swinging 60s youth scene

Dracula (1980)

Dracula (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Dracula vs Satanism

Not an adaptation of Bram Stoker but an anime based on the Marvel comic-book Tomb of Dracula (the same title that gave birth to Blade)

Dracula Exotica (1980)

Dracula Exotica (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Porn Film

The inevitable adult version of Count Dracula. Beyond the obvious, this is halfway watchable, having a sense of humour and even a story, which plays out as a straight version of Love at First Bite

Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968)

Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hammer Dracula Film

The fourth of Hammer’s Dracula films. There is a certain amount of silliness to the plot but new director Freddie Francis is on fine form. As is Christopher Lee even if he is not given much to do.

Dracula in Pakistan (1967)

Dracula in Pakistan (1967) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pakistani Vampire Film

Pakistani film that is a blatant copy of Hammer’s The Horror of Dracula, often directly ripping off scenes. Not without some modest effect and it is fascinating to see the familiar story translated into different cultural terms

Dracula: Pages from a Virgin’s Diary (2002)

Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dracula Ballet Adaptation

Guy Maddin’s reinterpretation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula as a ballet and silent movie is an extraordinarily creative work while remaining far more faithful to the original story than many other film versions do

Dracula – Prince of Darkness (1966)

Rating: ★★★
Hammer Dracula Film

The third of Hammer’s Dracula films. Christopher Lee returns to the role but is given no dialogue. Nevertheless, Terence Fisher delivers some vivid directorial set-pieces that make this one of the better sequels in the series

Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) (1969)

Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) (1969) poster
Rating:
Vampire Nudie

This may possibly be the worst Dracula film ever made. A nudie film that has been dubbed over with excruciatingly unfunny one-liners that makes it sound more like a rifftrack film

Dracula: The Original Living Vampire (2022)

Dracula: The Original Living Vampire (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation

The Asylum conduct their own version of Bram Stoker’s Dracula and this becomes one of the most radical screen adaptations of the story to date, swapping genders of characters

Dracula: The Vampire & The Voivode (2008)

Dracula: The Vampire & The Voivode (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bram Stoker and the Origins of Dracula Documentary

A documentary that traces what inspired Bram Stoker to write Dracula and tells the story of the real Dracula, Vlad Tepes. Perhaps overly detailed at times but undeniably fascinating

Dracula (1974)

Dracula (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation

TV movie version of Bram Stoker’s book that was released to theatres in some places. Richard Matheson’s script brings back many aspects of the book that are dropped by other productions but the film suffers the fatal miscasting of Jack Palance in the title role

Dracula Untold (2014)

Dracula Untold (2014) poster
Rating:
Dracula Origin Story

Dracula gets an origin story in what was touted as the flagship for Universal’s Famous Monsters shared universe. Alas, Vlad the Impaler, one of the great tyrants of history, gets rewritten as an honourable warrior and decent family man

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1970)

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1970) poster
Rating: ½
Monster Bash/Alien Invasion

This was one several different films with the same title that came out around the same time. This painful effort comes from Spanish horror star Paul Naschy who plays his signature role of the wolfman Waldemar Daninksy

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971) poster
Rating: ½
Mad Scientist/Monster Bash

One of the great title matches of all-time and a surprise that Universal never thought to do it. In the hands of Z-budget director Al Adamson it is a wasted opportunity nd Zandor Vorkov the worst screen Dracula ever

Dracula’s Widow (1988)

Dracula's Widow (1988) poster
Rating:
Dracula's Wife in the Present-Day

Christopher Coppola is worlds apart in talent from his uncle Francis. Here he directs a weak vampire film with Sylvia Kristel in the title role and transformation effects that look datedly cheesy today

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs Dracula (2004)

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmenualle vs Dracula (2004) poster
Rating:
Vampire Erotica

One of the series of softcore Emmanuelle films based on an erotic memoir, which had led to some seventy films so far. Here the originally true-life character of Emmanuelle encounters Count Dracula

Guess What Happened to Count Dracula? (1971)

Guess What Happened to Count Dracula? (1971) poster
Rating: ½
Dracula in the Present

A forgotten effort made during the 1960s/70s resurgence of the vampire film. One of the first films to depict Dracula in the present-day. The answer to the title question is that he is now running a nightclub in L.A.

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotel Transylvania (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Hotel for Famous Monsters

A variant on the much more charming Mad Monster Party?, an animated film featuring cute cuddly versions of the Famous Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, wolfman etc) with Adam Sandler voicing Dracula

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Famous Monsters Comedy

I had little enthusiasm for this, I tend to like my classic monsters serious rather than defanged – these Hotel Transylvania films are so watered down, Dracula doesn’t even get to drink blood

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)

Hotel Transylvania 3 Summer Vacation (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Famous Monsters Comedy

I’m not a fan of the Hotel Transylvania films and their reduction of the Famous Monsters to slapstick yocks. This is exactly the same as the preceding films, no better, no worse and with only minute plotting difference

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Famous Monsters Comedy

Minus Adam Sandler this time, the Hotel Transylvania series trots out a fourth entry. Here, in some search for novelty on what has gone before, the monsters are turned back into humans

House of Dracula (1945)

House of Dracula (1945) poster
Rating: ★★½
Universal Monster Bash

The third of Universal’s monster bashes, a successor to the previous House of Frankenstein. These Universal crossovers felt contrived in their reasons to bring the monsters together but this works better than the others

House of Frankenstein (1944)

House of Frankenstein (1944) poster
Rating: ★★½
Universal Monster Bash

The second of Universal’s team-ups of their in-house monsters and superior to the first of these, Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. Despite some imaginative moments, the script has a stitched-together improbability

In Search of Dracula (1975)

Rating: ★★★
Documentary About Bram Stoker and Origins of Dracula

A documentary that explores Bram Stoker and the creation of Dracula, Transylvania and Vlad the Impaler. Narrated by Christopher Lee, who we see playing both Dracula and Vlad the Impaler

Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave (1982)

Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts vs Evil Sorcerer

Hong Kong cinema of the 1970s was dominated by kung fu films but by the end of the decade the search for novelty resulted in some bizarre crosshatches such as this bizarre effort in which a kung fu practitioner against a sorcerer who raises ghosts and even Count Dracula to fight

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Aboard a Ship Voyage

One of a spate of recent films that adapt characters or sections from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, this concerns the doomed ship voyage aboard which Dracula travels to England

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Hammer Dracula/Kung Fu Vampires

The last of Hammer’s Dracula films, a co-production with Hong Kong’s Shaw Brothers, which shows Hammer trying to jump aboard the kung fu fad of the era. Christopher Lee has departed and peter Cushing’s Van Helsing is the only holdover. Not one of Hammer’s more inspired offerings

Mad Monster Party? (1967)

Mad Monster Party? (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★
Famous Monster Bash/Stop-Motion Animation

Absolutely delightful stop-motion animated homage to the Universal Famous Monsters, which places tongue perfectly in cheek

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kids vs the Famous Monsters

Rather charming effort where the Famous Monsters – Dracula, the Frankenstein Monster, the Wolf Man, The Mummy, The Creature – are revived and pitted against a group of kids. The film has a great deal of affection for the originals and the encounters are delightful

Nosferatu (1922)

Nosferatu (1922) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Silent Dracula Adaptation

The first screen adaptation of Dracula and one of the most amazing of all vampire films, a German Expressionist fairytale that exists in haunted netherworld through which stalks the crepuscular figure of Max Schreck

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Nosferatu with a Laugh Track/Deliberately Bad Film

Tony Watt, who gets my nomination as the world’s worst filmmaker, does the laughtrack trick of taking a film – in this case, the original Nosferatu – and running his usual inane sound effects and excruciating bad acting over the top

The Return of Dracula (1958)

The Return of Dracula (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Contemporary Dracula

One of the first contemporary Dracula films. Compared to Christopher Lee’s first appearance as Dracula the same year, this is dull, plodding and without atmosphere where Dracula looks like no more than a door-to-door salesman

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973) poster
Rating:
Contemporary Hammer Dracula Sequel

The eight of Hammer’s Dracula, the second-to-last they would make and the last featuring Christopher Lee. This follows on from the previous film Dracula A.D. 1972 in featuring Dracula in the present day and at least does more with the idea than that film did

Son of Darkness: To Die For II (1991)

Son of Darkness: To Die For II (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Film

To Die For was a forgettable effort, most notably as one of the first films to feature the darkly romantic vampire. This sequel recasts the part with the impossibly handsome Michael Praed and is a far more successful assemblage of the elements

Son of Dracula (1943)

Son of Dracula (1943) poster
Rating: ★½
Universal Dracula Sequel

The third of Universal’s Dracula films in which Dracula travels to Louisiana in search of a wife. A flabby Lon Chaney Jr makes a poor replacement for Bela Lugosi, while the script seems improbably stitched together – despite the title, the film features Dracula, not his son

Son of Dracula (1974)

Son of Dracula (1974) poster
Rating: ½
Musical Monster Bash

Bizarre musical monster bash with singer Harry Nilsson as Dracula’s son and Ringo Starr as Merlin. A film that seems to have no real clue what it is doing beyond friends having a good time. Nilsson makes surely the screen’s least threatening Dracula, while this is the worst film from the usually great Freddie Francis

The Story of My Death (2013)

The Story of My Death (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Casanova Meets Dracula

This film’s pitch line – Casanova meets Dracula – had me in the door in an instant, yet the film is a maddeningly dull one – slow, plotless with talky scenes that drag on for minutes at a time. The film has no interest in depicting Casanova the famous lover, while he and Dracula never even talk together

Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)

Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hammer Dracula Sequel

The fifth of Hammer’s Dracula films and by general consensus the last worthwhile entry. New director Peter Sasdy brings something fresh and creates an interesting plot that digs beneath the veneer of Victorian hypocrisy

Terror of Dracula (2012)

Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation

An obscure Canadian film that ambitiously attempts to conduct an adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula on a low-budget. This introduces some elements of the story that other versions ignore, cuts some and expands other. Not uninteresting but the budget eventually gets in the way

Zoltan … Hound of Dracula (1978)

Zoltan ... Hound of Dracula/Dracula's Dog (1978) poster
Rating:
Dracula's Dog

aka Dracula’s Dog. Most people who hear the title think this is a joke but this is a real film and one that takes a ridiculous premise – the idea of Dracula’s dog – surprisingly seriously