Missile to the Moon (1958)

Missile to the Moon (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to the Moon/All-Female Lunar Society

A remake of the classic bad movie Cat-Women of the Moon in which explorers to the Moon encounter an all-women society. Things do not improve in the bad movie stakes here

Monster from Green Hell (1957)

Monster from Green Hell (1957) poster
Rating:
Giant Mutated Wasps Amok

Possibly the worst film to be made out of the 1950s giant bug cycle concerning giant wasps marauding in Africa. All the dramatic scenes are composed of scenes cannibalised from other adventure films, while the effects have a shoddiness that frequently reduces you to laughter

Monsters vs Aliens (2009)

Monsters vs Aliens (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Friendly Monsters vs Alien Invaders

Cutley appealing DreamWorks animated film that brings together a bunch of oddball creatures clearly intended as an affectionate homage to various 1950s sf films

Mosquito (1995)

Mosquito (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Insects

A ridiculously stupid giant bug film, albeit not unentertainingly so. This is a monster movie that has been premised solely on the provision of ridiculous creature effects every few minutes and very little else that one can take seriously beyond that

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

Mysterious Island (1961)

Mysterious Island (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Desert Island Survival/Giant Animals

Amid the fad for Jules Verne adaptations of the 1950s/60s, we had this version of Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea sequel, albeit where Verne’s desert island story is pumped up with the addition of giant-size Ray Harryhausen animals and insects

Mysterious Island (2005)

Mysterious Island (2005) poster
Rating:
Desert Island Survival/Giant Animals

Hallmark tv mini-series adaptation of Jules Verne’s desert island drama featuring no less than Patrick Stewart as Captain Nemo. This sinks badly amid incredibly shoddy giant animal digital effects

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014)

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A surprisingly good effort to emerge from the arena of fan-made Kickstarter funded filmmaking. Essentially, a group of fans have brought their mutual love of playing Dungeons and Dragons to life but the film, while low-budgeted, places a great deal of care into the characters and building of the world

Nazi Overlord (2018)

Nazi Overlord (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Mad Science Experiments/The Asylum Mockbuster

The Asylum’s mockbuster answer to the J.J. Abrams’ produced Overlord concerning GIs on a mission behind enemy lines encountering Nazi mad science. Passably well made for the most part

Nightmare Cinema (2018)

Nightmare Cinema (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Another in the recent trend of horror anthologies featuring episodes from different directors, including Joe Dante and Mick Garris. This is a well above average entry on the whole featuring at least a couple of standout entries

Phenomena (1985)

Phenomena (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giallo Thriller/Insect Telepathy

Another of Dario Argento’s giallo thrillers filled with all his trademark artily extravagant deaths. At the centre of the film is a teenage Jennifer Connelly who can psychically communicate with insects

Pinocchio (2019)

Pinocchio (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Living Puppet Boy

A beautifully made new live-action version of the classic story about a puppet boy. More faithful to the original story than any other screen version and with amazing creature effects. Think something that resembles Jim Henson circa The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth made with the sensibilities of a Terry Gilliam

Pinocchio (1940)

Pinocchio (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disney Animation/Living Puppet Boy

One of the great Disney animated classics from the still unsurpassed era between 1937-42. The studio were at the peak of their game artistically and the film embodies a near-perfect sense of childlike innocence

Planet Hulk (2010)

Planet Hulk (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero

Animated adaptation of the one of the biggest Marvel Comics event storylines of the 2000s – the same one also used in Thor Ragnarok. Essentially Spartacus recast with The Incredible Hulk

Quatermass and the Pit (1967)

Quatermass and the Pit (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alien Artefact

The third and in the opinion of many the best of Hammer’s Quatermass films in which Nigel Kneale introduces a conceptually wild array of ideas about Martians, race memory, psychic powers and The Devil

Rapture-Palooza (2013)

Rapture Palooza (2013) poster
Rating:
Biblical End Times Comedy

There is irresistible appeal to the idea of a comedy that conducts a spoof of the Biblical Rapture. Despite a script from one of the Bill and Ted writers, this emerges as a remarkably unfunny film that consists of about an hour of Craig Robinson delivering crude sexual innuendos

Rebirth of Mothra II (1997)

Rebirth of Mothra II (1997) poster
Rating: ★★½
Japanese Monster Bash

After their successful revival of Godzilla in the 1990s, Toho revived Mothra for a series of standalone battles, albeit with a very juvenile focus made for children. This was the second and better of the three films

Son of Godzilla (1968)

Son of Godzilla (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Monster Bash

The eighth Godzilla film featuring the introduction of his son Minya in a shameless pitch for juvenile audiences. The series is no longer taking itself seriously, although ends up more likeable than some of the other entries of this period

Spider in the Attic (2021)

Spider in the Attic (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Spiders

From incredibly prolific B-budget British producer/director Scott Jeffrey, a film about a radio broadcaster who ventures to the home of a scientist to find it overrun by genetically engineered spiders

Spiders (2000)

Spiders (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Spiders

In a whole bunch of ways this – plausibility being a big one of them – is a bad film. On the other hand, it does boast an entertaining array of giant spiders all emerged from a space shuttle crash

Spiders on a Plane (2024)

Spiders on a Plane (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Spiders Amok on a Plane

From prolific producer Scott Chambers, a film that describes itself perfectly in the title. This follows the formula established by Snakes on a Plane and has regular and giant spiders amok on board a plane flight

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2003)

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
War with Aliens/Alien Body Snatchers

Passable video-released Starship Troopers sequel the heads more in the direction of a body snatchers film. Directed by Phil Tippett

Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012)

Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
War with Aliens/Anime

The importation of anime director Shinji Aramaki to helm the latest Starship Troopers film provides dazzling animation and hardware, along with some hard, furious military action that easily outstrips all the other films. On the other hand, the film never goes beyond being about soldiers shooting up bugs

Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017)

Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
War with Aliens/Anime

The fifth of the films in the series begun with Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers. The best of the series was the previous entry Starship Troopers: Invasion where they turned it over to anime director Shinji Aramaki. This is a sequel to that, although the same mix fails to work again

Strange Magic (2015)

Strange Magic (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/World of Fairies

George Lucas’s venture into animation was critically pilloried. It’s not bad, just no different from a formula film like Rise of the Guardians or Epic. From the man who made Star Wars, you had higher expectations

The Strange World of Planet X (1958)

The Strange World of Planet X (1958) poster
Rating: ★½
Amok Scientific Experiment/Giant Insects

1950s British science-fiction entry that draws influence from the Quatermass films. While the title(s) leads you to expect an alien invasion entry, it is in actuality more of a British copy of a giant insect film. A routine effort that is eventually done in by utterly impoverished giant insect effects

The Swarm (2020)

The Swarm (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman’s Obsession with Raising Killer Locusts

Not the classic Irwin Allen bad movie but a work of disturbed psychology about a woman who develops an unhealthy obsession with feeding locusts blood and turning them into a killer swarm

Tale of Tales (2015)

Tale of Tales (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anthology of Fairytales

A trio of tales from the world’s oldest fairytale collection – but quite different to anything you expect … While there is all the magic, ogres and princesses, this is a beautifully lush film made for adults and less about simple homilies that about fate and its cruel twists

Tarantula (1955)

Tarantula (1955) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Spider

Them! had created the 1950s fad for giant atomically enlarged insects. Here Jack Arnold, one of the most celebrated genre directors of the 1950s, makes a giant spider film and much better than most of the era’s other giant bug films

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017)

Teen Titans The Judas Contract (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The Teen Titans get their first solo film in the DC Universe Original Animated Movies. A reasonable adventure based on a classic comic title that works with a good story and characterisation, even if some of it has an adult flavour that makes you wonder who the audience is

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the pop culture phenomenon of the 1980s. They have not fared so well in the 2000s but this new animated film written by Seth Rogen is a promising start

Terra Formars (2016)

Terra Formars (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutated Insects on Mars

Takashi Miike delivers a completely madcap film about evolved cockroaches on Mars being fought by astronauts who take doses of mutagenic serum to give them insect-based super-powers

Time Raiders (2016)

Time Raiders (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Tomb-Raiding Adventures

Not a time travel film as the title leads you to expect but a Chinese copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark where you expect they were trying to call it ‘tomb raiders’. The director is also the production designer leading to a gorgeously designed film but also one of constant action postures almost entirely lacking in substance

2 Lava 2 Lantula (2016)

2 Lava 2 Lantula (2016) poster
Rating:
Giant Fire-Breathing Spiders

Lavalantula with Steve Guttenberg facing giant fire-breathing spiders was a modestly enjoyable creature feature. This sequel feels like a Sharknado wannabe with shittier effects and an unfunny sense of humour

Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Wreck-It Ralph (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/The Secret Lives of Videogame Characters

One of the best Disney animated films in ages. Has the winning concept of the secret lives of the characters inside videogames. Imagine Tron by way of Toy Story. The animators have clever fun with the idea, while the film creates a character arc that become the strength of the film