The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different genre directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality and approach but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines

ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

Absentia (2011)

Absentia (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Possible Creatures That Abduct People

The first genre film of Mike Flanagan. A fascinating film about creatures that may be abducting people. The film sits on an ambiguous line that leaves much in doubt, while achieving some strikingly subtle, understated directorial effects

The Acid House (1998)

The Acid House (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Irvine Welsh Anthology/Bizarre Transformations

The success of Trainspotting gave birth to this anthology that adapts three Irvine Welsh stories, including episodes in which a man is transformed into a fly and a man swaps minds with a baby

Age of the Hobbits (2012)

Age of the Hobbits (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
The Asylum Mockbuster/Epic Fantasy

A mockbuster from The Asylum that sets out to copy Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit such that Jackson and co sued, forcing The Asylum to change the title in several territories

Allegro Non Troppo (1976)

Allegro Non Troppo (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantasia Spoof/Animation

An Italian-made homage to/parody of Fantasia offering an anthology of animated tales. This is witty and more adult in tone, yet perfectly charming and delightful in its own way

Ant-Man (2015)

Ant-Man (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

While there is little doubt that Edgar Wright would have made a much better film, this emerges with an engaging likeability. Less epic superheroics, this plays out more as a caper comedy where a good ensemble and comedic playing carry the show

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

Ant-Man was a lightweight but perfectly enjoyable entry in the horde of Marvel Comics adaptations. This sequel has amplified the comedy element, seemingly with the intent of being the joker among the MCU pack

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

The third of the films devoted to Marvel’s miniature superhero. This ventures into multiverse themes works well when it comes to introducing the MCU’s big new super-villain who ended up never happening

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Merman Superhero

The sequel to the DCEU’s Aquaman reaches for epic effects spectacle, although the character of Aquaman undergoes a substantial shift and is now given more of a comedy playing

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Miniature Magical World

Lightweight Luc Besson directed children’s fantasy with a young boy shrunken down to miniature size to engage in a series of CGI animated adventures among a race of fairy-like people. Several sequels followed

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009)

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009) poster
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Miniature Magical World

This was the second of Luc Besson’s Minimoys films, partly animated children’s films set in a world of miniature creatures. Here the charms of the first film seem thinly stretched

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010)

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010) poster
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Miniature Magical World

Luc Besson has made some phenomenal action films but I just can’t seem to get into his trilogy of children’s films. This was the third. A silly effort written down to a very juvenile level and padded with inane humour

Beginning of the End (1957)

Beginning of the End (1957) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Atomic Grasshoppers

Giant grasshoppers invade Chicago – what’s not to like? A sterling example of the 1950s atomically enlarged insect film from Bert I. Gordon who found his calling make cheap giant animals/people films during this era.

The Black Spider (2022)

The Black Spider (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pact with the Devil/Mediaeval Fantasy

A standout Swiss-made film, an exceptionally well written work about a pact made with the devil by a mediaeval village that unleashes a plague of spiders and other curses upon them

Bug! (1975)

Bug! (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★
Intelligent Firestarting Insects

William Castle production about the discovery of a species of insects that can start fires. Easily dismissable as a schlock film but it has an intelligence and eerie insect photography that make it more than that

A Bug’s Life (1998)

A Bug's Life (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Talking Insects

The second film from Pixar. One of their slighter and usually overlooked works, this is nevertheless an enjoyably eccentric reworking of The Seven Samurai set amidst a circus troupe of talking insects

Charlotte’s Web (1973)

Charlotte's Web (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Barnyard Animals

A classic animated film. A delightful film about a young pig that seeks to change his fate and gets aid from a spider that can spell. A theatrical outing for Hanna-Barbera, creator of tv’s The Flintstones et al

Coraline (2009)

Coraline (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation/Sinister Mirror World

The welcome return of stop-motion animator Henry Selick, the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas and at his wildly imaginative and darkly menacing best in an adaptation of a book by Neil Gaiman

Creepshow (1982)

Creepshow (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Horror Anthology

Stephen King and George Romero collaborate on a horror anthology made as homage to the EC Comics, telling five tales that replicate the blacker-than-black sense of humour (and even the visual look) of the comic-book with hilarious results

Damnation Alley (1977)

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Post-Apocalyptic Trek

Disastrous adaptation of the Roger Zelazny novel where the story of a Hell’s Angel on a trek across the post-apocalyptic wasteland is recast with a G.I. and a girl and kid along for the journey, plus the addition of giant mutant cockroaches

Demon City Shinjuku (1988)

Demon City Shinjuku (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Suburb of Tokyo Taken Over by Demonic Forces

Anime from Yoshiaki Kawajiri, director of Wicked City and Ninja Scroll, concerning a suburb of Tokyo that is transformed into a borderland zone inhabited by demonic forces

Despicable Me 4 (2024)

Despicable Me 4 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic Travails of a Super-Villain

More from the world’s cuddliest super-villain and those manic ritalin-deprived kids that are the Minions. Is there are life and creativity left in a franchise that has been milked for six films now?

Earth vs. the Spider (2001)

Earth vs the Spider (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Human-Spider Hybrid/Superhero Gone Wrong

One of a spate of remakes of old AIP titles conducted in 2001, this spins the original giant spider amok film out into a superhero-gone-wrong take on Spider-Man

Ender’s Game (2013)

Ender's Game (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Military Recruits in Training

I will defend Orson Scott Card as an exceptional science-fiction writer, his controversies aside. While this is an extremely faithful adaptation of his book, it works unevenly as a film and never soars dramatically

Enemy (2013)

Enemy (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mysterious Doppelganger

Denis Villeneuve slips into a very Cronenbergian vein to deliver a film about Jake Gyllenhaal and a mysterious doppelganger. A fascinatingly oblique and cryptic work, just as long as one does not require that it comes with any easy explanations

Epic (2013)

Epic (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Miniature Adventures Among the Leaf People

The animated films of Blue Sky Studios (the people behind the Ice Age sequels) have become so formulaic they have been drained of any spark of originality or creativity. This feels more like a series of test-marketing cues than a film

Fear(s) of the Dark (2007)

Fear(s) in the Dark (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anthology of Horror Animation

A visually striking compilation of five animated French horror tales. Each varies widely in style but the result is far more extraordinary than many live-action counterparts

Final Days of Planet Earth (2006)

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Alien Invasion

Darryl Hannah is the queen of a species of body-snatching insects intent on invading Earth. This is a clear winner head and shoulders above any other contenders for the most ridiculous alien invasion work ever made.

The Fly (1958)

The Fly (1958) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

A teleporter accident causes a scientist to swap head and arm with a fly. This requires you to suspend believability but is otherwise one of the classic monster movies of the era. Several sequels and a remake followed.

The Fly (1986)

The Fly (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

David Cronenberg remakes the 1958 film, transforming its improbable scenario into a fascinating study of biological transformation with Jeff Goldblum genetically mutating into a fly hybrid. Kafka’s Metamorphosis with a lot more slime.

Frogs (1972)

Frogs (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Nature's Revenge

Classic film from the 1970s Nature’s Revenge fad with a group gathered for a party on an island finding that flora and fauna all around has become malevolent and turned against humanity

Gamera 2: Assault of Legion (1996)

Gamera 2: Assault of Legion (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Movie

Shusuke Kaneko did extraordinary things in revitalising the Japanese monster movie in the 1990s with his trilogy of Gamera films. This was the second of them, usually seen as the weakest of the trilogy

Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth (1992)

Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Monster Bash

The 19th Godzilla film, part of the 1990s revival where the series started to employ modern animatronics. This revives Mothra in quite beautiful ways and mounts to a rousing monster battle

Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)

Godzilla vs Gigan (1972) poster
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Japanese Monster Bash

The twelfth Godzilla film. Under director Jun Fukuda, a juvenile inanity had by now come to dominate the series by this point. The special effects, often recycled from previous films, are very cheesy

Goosebumps (2015)

Goosebumps (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Writer's Creations Unleashed

A film based on the hugely popular children’s horror series. The film creates a story where the creatures from all the books are unleashed. This is fun to watch, yet what we ultimately have is easy, undemanding horror for family audiences

Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Living Puppet Boy/Stop-Motion Animation

Guillermo Del Toro offers up his dark, more adult take on the classic children’s story in this beautifully made stop-motion animated film. Winner of that year’s Academy Award for Best Animated Film.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Wizard

The second of the Harry Potter films and better than its predecessor. Chris Columbus has his tendency to overblown effects more in check but that does leave the film more dependent on J.K. Rowling’s contrived deus ex machina plotting

Have Rocket — Will Travel (1959)

Have Rocket -- Will Travel (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Idiots Launched Into Space Comedy

Full-length comedy from The Three Stooges where the idiots are janitors at a space centre who accidentally launch themselves into space. One of several Space Age films where popular comics where launched into space

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)

Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

After a disastrous reboot of the Hellboy franchise, Millennium Media get it right, employing the comic’s creator on script, taking the series into wild directions with Hellboy up against Appalachian folk horrors

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The Hobbit became Peter Jackson’s equivalent of the Star Wars prequels and this is the weakest work he has produced under the J.R.R. Tolkien banner. Five picaresque chapters of the book are extruded into bloated set-pieces

Holocaust Cannibal (2014)

Holocaust Cannibal (2014) poster
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Nazis vs Cannibals/Bad Taste Film

Bill Zebub is possibly the most offensive filmmaker at work today. This largely plotless film features topless Nazi women fighting cannibal tribes, giant bugs and a Bigfoot

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Miniaturised Backyard Adventures

A delightful Disney film about the adventures of a group of kids who are accidentally miniaturised and have to make their way across a now giant-sized backyard. The effects are top-notch and the film pure and unabashed fun

In My Mother’s Skin (2023)

In My Mother's Skin (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Filipino Horror/Malevolent Fairy

An extremely good Filipino film about a family abandoned at the end of WWII where the only recourse seems to be the children trusting a malevolent fairy

Incantation (2022)

Incantation (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Aftermath of a Paranormal Investigation

The most successful Taiwanese horror film of all time, a Found Footage film about paranormal investigators who witness a ritual and are afterwards haunted by it

The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)

The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Miniaturised Man

One of the greatest of all 1950s SF films in which average man Grant Williams begins to shrink in size, a film that becomes as much an effects tour-de-force as it is an existential allegory about a man in an alien universe

The Infinite Worlds of H.G. Wells (2001)

The Infinite Worlds of H.G. Wells (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anthology of H.G. Wells Stories/TV Mini-Series

TV mini-series that adapts six less well known short stories by H.G. Wells into an anthology that winds in Wells as the central character. A couple of good stories, some that never quite hit the mark but mostly an okay effort

Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)

Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4 (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Strange Cult

From regular horror director Brian Yuzna, a sequel to the Christmas slasher films series. This is quite possibly not only the weirdest Christmas film ever made but the weirdest Christmas horror film ever made

James and the Giant Peach (1996)

James and the Giant Peach (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantastical Journey/Stop-Motion Animation/Roald Dahl Adaptation

Henry Selick’s follow-up to The Nightmare Before Christmas, a Roald Dahl adaptation filled with enormous visual creativity

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) poster
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Jules Verne Adaptation/Island of Giant Fauna

Supposed adaptation of Jules Verne’s Mysterious Island that gives the impression that none of the screenwriters have read the book … a consistently silly and nonsensical film that operates at the level of a children’s cartoon

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) poster
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Underground Adventures/The Asylum Mockbuster

Another of The Asylum’s mockbusters made to coincide with the big-budget Brendan Fraser film. As is the case with many of The Asylum’s public domain adaptations, resemblance to the Jules Verne book ends at the title – rather bizarrely, the centre of the Earth is depicted as being the sunlit outdoors

Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017)

Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Chinese Legend

A sequel to Stephen Chow’s Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons. Chow hands the director’s chair over to Tsui Hark, a legend of HK cinema, who leaps in with wildly fantastic regard. On the other hand, forced to also incorporate Chow’s slapstick results in a very silly film

Kong: Skull Island (2017)

Kong: Skull Island (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Ape

Not a sequel but a reboot where King Kong is now part of a shared universe. This means we get less a tragic love story about Kong falling for a girl and being brought down by civilisation than Kong has become a heroic defender fighting off other monsters

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Stop-Motion Animation/Boy's Epic Journey

Beautiful stop-motion animated feature from Laika. Unlike the simple-minded comic supporting relief of most other animation, Laika take a big bite and tell an epic adventure. The only failing is that the stop-motion has become so flawless that audiences cannot tell the difference between regular animation

Lavalantula (2015)

Lavalantula (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Fire-Breathing Spiders

In the same vein as the recent fad for gonzo killer shark films, we now have one about giant fire-breathing spiders. The film is lifted from formula by a considerable sense of humour and even peculiarly brings many of the cast of the Police Academy series out of retirement

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The weakest of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films, the most variant from the source material and the one where Jackson allows visual effects bloat to take over

Love and Monsters (2020)

Love and Monsters (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Journey Across a Post-Apocalyptic World of Giant Animals

A nerdy guy sets out across a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with giant animals to be with the girl of his dreams. This sound promising in description but suffers an identity crisis on screen

Lunatics: A Love Story (1991)

Lunatics: A Love Story (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Hallucinations

Very strange Sam Raimi produced film in which Raimi’s brother Ted plays a man suffering from hallucinations who tries to connect with the girl of his dreams. Head scracthingly strange with the forcedness of filmmakers trying very hard to create cult material

Metamorphosis (2010)

Rating: ★★★
South Korean Franz Kafka Adaptation

Wildly experimental South Korean adaptation of the Kafka story about a man turning into an insect – a film shot entirely by the director in bed with the camera pointed at his feet