After Earth (2013)

After Earth (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Planetary Survival Adventure

Enough with the M. Night Shyamalan bashing. Here Shyamalan pulls off a solid and interesting planetary adventure where the only real misstep is that much of the film rests on the non-acting shoulders of Jaden Smith

The Ape (1940)

The Ape (1940) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist

One of the most lunatic mad scientist plots of all time in which Boris Karloff kills an ape then puts on its skin to go out and kill people for their spinal fluids to create a cure for polio

The Ape Man (1943)

The Ape Man (1943) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist Becomes Ape Man

Poverty row cheapie with Bela Lugosi as a mad scientist transformed into an ape-man after an experiment gone wrong who goes out hunting victims for their spinal fluids with his pet gorilla

Batman Ninja (2018)

Rating: ★★★
Batman Anime

This gets full marks for a WTF set-up, an anime that imagines Batman and most of the villains transplanted back to feudal Japan. There is fun to seeing the familiar characters reinterpreted in terms of Japanese imagery

Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015)

Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

An animated Batman film that is essentially an extended commercial based on a line of toys wherein Batman fights super-villains that have an animal motif

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

The fifth and final of the original Planet of the Apes films. After four well worthwhile entries up to this point, a tired air infects this production as it assembles the elements in a haphazard clutter

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Planet of the Apes Sequel/Telepathic Mutants

The second and most underrated of the Planet of the Apes films. For a time it repeats the original but gains considerable imagination and a striking satiric bite with the introduction of the mutants

Better Man (2024)

Better Man (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Rock Star Biopic with an Ape

This comes with a head-scratching premise – a biopic of pop star Robbie Williams but where Robbie is portrayed as a CGI ape. Essentially, the rock star biopic by way of one of the Planet of the Apes reboot films

The Brand New Testament (2015)

The Brand New Testament (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
God Living in the Modern World/Black Comedy

A wickedly irreverent and even occasionally blasphemous comedy in which God is a scruffy, bad-tempered man living in Brussels who spends all his time devising ways to make humans miserable

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Island of Living Food

The original film was a good deal of fun; this sequel feels like it is simply a repeat of the same but slightly different. Still there is a good deal of creativity to the visual puns and living food creatures

A Cold Night’s Death (1973)

A Cold Nights Death (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Happenings at a Remote Research Laboratory

1970s television produced some remarkable genre works. One of the best was this – a work of eerie tension as scientists conducting experiments at a remote laboratory find something unseen is toying with them

Congo (1995)

Congo (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Lost City of Intelligent Apes/Michael Crichton Adaptation

Following the success of Jurassic Park, a host of other Michael Crichton books were filmed, including this not entirely successful but not uninteresting work where Crichton attempts to modernise the lost world adventure

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

The fourth of the original Planet of the Apes films, this cuts back on the humour and makes a stark parable for the Civil Rights movement with the apes rebelling against humanity in a revolution

Dark and Stormy Night (2009)

Dark and Stormy Night (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Old Dark House Parody

Larry Blamire, a director who specialises in genre parodies, takes on the Old Dark House thriller. Not quite up there with Blamire’s funniest films, nevertheless, the film conducts some amusing spoofs of the form

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of the Apes Prequel

The Planet of the Apes series excels itself and stages a massively exciting inter-species war. The CGI/mocap apes come with an extraordinary range of nuance – quite whether it is performance or animation is up for debate but the results are outstanding

Detective Dee: The Four Heavenly Kings (2018)

Detective Dee: The Four Heavenly Kings (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

The third of Tsui Hark’s films based on the historical figure of De Renjie/Detective Dee. While the other films were rooted in a relative realism, Tsui lets all restraints loose here and goes way over the top

The Diamonds of Metro Valley (2010)

The Diamonds of Metro Valley (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Crime Film/Giant Toy Robot Amok

Crime film that takes place amid cardboard sets and toy robots. A puzzlingly surreal effort that seems more suited to an MTV clip for an indie band than a full-length film

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel/Time Travel

Third of the original Planet of the Apes films. This is an enjoyable take that brings the talking apes back in time to the present-day and where the emphasis is more on comedy

The Final Programme (1974)

The Final Programme (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Spy Capers in an Entropic Future/Michael Moorcock Adaptation

Michael Moorcock’s psychedelic adventurer hero Jerry Cornelius gets a disappointing film adaptation here. There are imaginative sets but the plot plays out as a pedestrian spy thriller

Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

Godzilla vs Kong (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Monster Bash

One of fantastic cinema’s great titles bouts is a spectacular effects show. At the same time, it also has one of the single most ridiculous script I have ever come across in the entire time I have been running this site

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) poster
Rating:
Giant Monster Bash

A follow-up to Godzilla vs Kong, this tries to offer more of the same but suffers another ridiculous script. This ended up being overshadowed by the acclaim that the Japanese-made Godzilla: Minus One received

The Gorilla (1939)

The Gorilla (1939) poster
Rating: ★★
Old Dark House Comedy-Thriller

The Old Dark House film hit a peak in the late 1930s. This was a comedy variant featuring the entirely forgotten comedy act The Ritz Brothers stumbling around an old mansion

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984)

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Revisionist Tarzan Film

Maybe the definitive Tarzan film, one that drops the pulp adventure and recasts the story as British arthouse theatre. Superbly mounted and cast. Christopher Lambert has never better in the title role

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

Animated film directed by Rob Zombie that feels like an episode of Ren & Stimpy made by someone with an unhealthy obsession with horror and exploitation movies and stripper bars

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967) poster
Rating:
Country and Western Singers in a Haunted House Comedy

A film of legendarily bad proportions where a group of Country and Western singers end up in a haunted house. Despite casting some famous horror actors, this is more interested in its excruciating country performances

Instinct (1999)

Instinct (1999) poster
Rating: ★½
Killer Anthropologist

This makes all effort to sell itself as Anthony Hopkins in another Hannibal Lecter-like role. Rather than any Silence of the Lambs copy, this undergoes several bizarre dogleg turns to emerge more as The Shawshank Redemption by way of Gorillas in the Mist

The Jungle Book (2016)

The Jungle Book (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jungle Boy

Live-action remake of the Disney film, one that takes the Babe approach of giving the animals life through top of the line CGI effects. The results are impressive with the animals emerging as distinctive characters (far more in fact than the film’s single human) thanks in large part to near-perfect voice casting

Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)

Justice League The New Frontier (2008) poster 2
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Animated Justice League film, which adapts a comic-book storyline that reconceived the various DC superheroes as they were back in the era of their original creation

King Kong (1976)

Rating:
Giant Ape

The infamous Dino de Laurentiis remake of King Kong was so miscalculated it became an industry joke for years after. The beautiful stop-motion of the original has been replaced by Rick Baker in an ape suit, while Fay Wray and the fairytale romance is replaced by Jessica Lange as a ditzy flower child who cracks jokes

King Kong Escapes (1967)

King Kong Escapes (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Ape/Japanese Monster Movie

Toho Films obtained the rights to King Kong to pit him against Godzilla in King Kong Vs Godzilla and then made this entertainingly silly sequel where Kong fights a robot copy of himself

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

A fourth entry in the Planet of the Apes reboot saga. The previous two entries hit incredible heights in terms of motion capture performances but this still holds up well

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005)

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005) poster
Rating:
Animation/King Kong vs the Lizard People of Atlantis

King Kong is the greatest of all monster movies. This is the most ridiculous work to come out bearing Kong’s name – an animated film with songs where Kong has two buddies who says “dude” and “bro” a lot and sometimes controls his mind and Kong get to fight off the lizard people from Atlantis

Kong: Skull Island (2017)

Kong: Skull Island (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Ape

Not a sequel but a reboot where King Kong is now part of a shared universe. This means we get less a tragic love story about Kong falling for a girl and being brought down by civilisation than Kong has become a heroic defender fighting off other monsters

Konga (1961)

Konga (1961) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist/Giant Killer Ape

Herman Cohen production with Michael Gough as a mad scientist who creates a giant ape. Aside from Gough’s entertainingly mad performance, this is killed by incredibly tatty effects

The Legend of Tarzan (2016)

The Legend of Tarzan (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jungle Hero

A reasonable attempt to revive Tarzan – this could almost be a sequel to Greystoke, albeit with more of an emphasis on adventure. On the downside, too much of the latter half becomes epic action set up for the 3D camera. Alexander Skarsgård broods his way through a performance

The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

The Lego Batman Movie (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Lego Universe Superheroes

Following on from the success of The Lego Movie, where he was a scene-stealing supporting character, Batman gets a whole Lego film to himself. Less a Batman film than it is a parody of Batman, this is one of the most energy and humour packed films that one has seen in the recent while

Link (1986)

Link (1986) poster
Rating: ★★½
Killer Chimpanzee

Film from the great Australian director Richard Franklin with Elisabeth Shue trapped in a house with a hyper-intelligent killer chimpanzee. The film has structural problems but Franklin does generates some fine tension

The Monster and the Girl (1941)

The Monster and the Girl (1941) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist Transplants a Brain Into a Gorilla Body

Mad scientist film in which George Zucco transplants an executed man’s brain into a gorilla’s body whereupon the ape-man proceeds to exact revenge against those who wrongly convicted him

Phantom of the Rue Morgue (1954)

Phantom of the Rue Morgue (1954) poster
Rating: ★★
Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation/Trained Killer Ape

A version of Edgar Allan Poe’s Murders in the Rue Morgue that was made for the original 3D fad. That is to say, it is more a case of some elements of the story having been shuffled around into a new story with Karl Malden as a mad zookeeper using a hypnotised ape to kill women

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
Planet of Talking Apes

Tim Burton’s much disliked remake. Certainly, the ape makeups are superb. While Burton touches many points with the original, he has dropped the biting satire in favour of adventure, while the ending left everyone scratching their heads

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Planet of the Apes (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of Talking Apes

The film that started it all. This takes what could have been a jokey premise and delivers it in bold, exciting stokes. What elevates the film is Rod Serling’s script. filled with embittered soliloquies that become a biting commentary on the human condition, before the film reaches one of the great cinematic twist endings

Princess Mononoke (1997)

Rating: ★★★★★
Anime/Epic Fantasy

Stunning work of fantasy from Hayao Miyazaki. Made on an epic-sized story canvas and with a breathtaking beauty, this is one of the few original screen works to capture something of the nature and scale of written epic fantasy

Queen Kong (1976)

Queen Kong (1976) poster
Rating:
Sex-Reversed King Kong Parody

A spectacularly terrible film. Designed to exploit the 1976 remake, this offers up a sex-reversed parody of King Kong – only the Kong producers didn’t see that way and sued to stop the film being released. Robin Askwith, the star of the softcore Confessions films, engages in a romance with a female Kong amid excruciating puns

Rampage (2018)

Rampage (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Giant Animals Amok

The idea of Dwayne Johnson facing a giant gorilla in an adaptation of a 1980s arcade game doesn’t exactly shout out Academy Award material; on the other hand, appreciated as a zero expectation cartoon of a film and the mindless mass destruction spectacle it is, this works in a goofily entertaining way

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Planet of the Apes Prequel

Reboot of the classic franchise, a loose remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. Thanks to some remarkable CGI effects, the apes entirely outshine the humans

Scary MoVie (2013)

Scary MoVie (2013) poster
Rating:
Genre Spoof

Just when you thought that this witless and unfunny series has died off, it drags itself out of mothballs for another outing. If you’ve seen any of the other entries, it is exactly the same humour – a bunch of recent movie outings overrun with crude, moronic gags

Schlock (1973)

Schlock (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Missing Link Comedy/Genre Parody

The very first film from John Landis, a rather amusing spoof of revived caveman films, As with many of Landis’s films, has a substantial level of playful in-joking and genre in-referencing. Mostly, it plays out with an appealingly nonsensical absurdity

Seven Footprints to Satan (1929)

Seven Footprints to Satan (1929) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Old Dark House Thriller

An Old Dark House film from the silent era. Haxan director Benjamin Christensen turns the mansion into a fantastical netherworld and creates a compulsive atmosphere of weird and fascinating happenings that is is only marred only by a contrived mundane ending

Sexcula (1974)

Sexcula (1974) poster
Rating:
X-Rated Frankenstein Spoof

While this Canadian obscurity gives the appearance of being a 70s sex vampire film, it is in fact an X-rated Frankenstein spoof. While the film is not without its moment of complete dementia (mostly involving sex scenes with a gorilla), it eventually fragments into narrative incomprehensibility

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977)

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

The third of Ray Harryhausen’s Sinbad films, this came out the same year as Star Wars and Harryhauden’s stop-motion animated creatures look much more flat in comparison

The Son of Kong (1933)

The Son of Kong (1933) poster
Rating: ★★½
King Kong Sequel

The 1933 King Kong is a landmark classic Yhis sequel was quickly produced soon after its success,. While the original created a monster movie fairytale, this plays everything for maximum cuteness – it is essentially King Kong mounted as a children’s film

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

A Sound of Thunder (2005) poster
Rating: ½
Time Travel/Dinosaurs Amok/Ray Bradbury Adaptation

Adaptation of the classic Ray Bradbury time travel story is overblown as a ridiculous big-budget film filled with bad science where the original point of the story disappears in a script that makes no sense

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009)

Superman/Batman Public Enemies (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero Teamup/Animation

An animated film that seems premised on not much more than bringing various obscure DC Comics characters out of mothballs for one giant-sized punch up

Tanya’s Island (1980)

Tanya's Island (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Erotic Film/Relationship Between a Woman and an Ape

Very difficult to find, this is film that has existed in legend – an erotic film with Vanity as a model on a desert island who becomes involved with an ape. Beautifully filmed and Vanity (who spends much of the show nude) is jaw-dropping

Tarzan (1999)

Tarzan (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Jungle Hero/Disney Animation

This Disney animated adaptation treats the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel with surprising respect and faithfulness for the most part where the addition of talking animals even works for it. Fun and with a great deal of creative energy, one of the better films from the 90s Disney renaissance

Tarzan (2013)

Tarzan (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Jungle Hero/Animation

An animated version of the Tarzan story shot in the motion capture process. Some of the modernisations might have Edgar Rice Burroughs turning in his grave, nevertheless the animation is excellent and the film works well as a technologically upgraded version of the Disney film

Tarzan of the Apes (1918)

Tarzan of the Apes (1918) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jungle Hero

The very first Tarzan film, the silent version starring Elmo Lincoln. Although limited by the technology of the time, this is the most faithful to Edgar Rice Burroughs novel of all the film versions and was made before all the cliches set in

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010)

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Thai Spirits

Winner of this year Cannes Palme d’Or, this is a Thai ghost story .where director Apichatpong Weerasethaku creates an intensely haunted atmosphere at times, although the film itself remains vague and elusive in terms of plot

War of the Planet of the Apes (2017)

War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

The third film in the rebooted Planet of the Apes series. The motion capture effects are at an absolute peak of the art and the motion capture performances astonishing. The whole film almost seems to consist of heart-tugging moments to make you go “aww”

Who Killed Doc Robbin (1948)

Who Killed Doc Robbin (1948) poster
Rating: ★★
Old Dark House Comedy

Typical Old Dark House comedy of the 1940s, which has been welded to the formula of the Our Gang comedies with a bunch of kids engaged in a comedic antics in a scary mansion peopled by apes, dead bodies and a sinister scientist

Wicked: For Good (2025)

Wicked: For Good (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Musical/The Wizard of Oz Prequel

The second half of the film adaptation of the musical Wicked. This essentially operates as Wizard of Oz fanfiction and substantially wrenches the characters and backstories from the 1939 film out of shape to write its own story

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

The Wizard of Oz (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Adventures in a Magical Land

An indisputable classic fantasy … a gorgeous sparkling fantasy that made full use of Technicolor in an era dominated by black-and-white and is told in such bold and earnestly heartfelt tones that it becomes the nearest we have to a piece of genuine American mythology