Alien Implant (2017)

Alien Implant (2017) poster
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Alien Abductee Seeks Revenge

A film about a former alien abductee pottering endlessly about a cabin in order to lure the aliens who took her and take revenge. A film that is about as close to total amateurism as possible to get

Alien Origin (2012)

Alien Origin (2012) poster
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Found Footage/Alien Encounter

The Asylum’s mockbuster version of Prometheus where they have settled for giving us Predator as a Found Footage film (with a good few doses of Ancient Astronauts nuttinesss)

Area 51 (2015)

Area 51 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Found Footage/Break-In to Area 51

Paranormal Activity director Oren Peli’s second film – a gripping Found Footage film about a group breaking into Area 51 in search of evidence of the alien visitors that the US government is holding

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958) poster
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Giant Woman/Classic Bad Movie

1950s bad movie classic with Allison Hayes as a wife made into a giant by a passing UFO who rampages through town after her philandering husband. Painfully bad effects make for show that frequently slides into the laughable

The Bare Wench 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain (2002)

The Bare Wench 3 Nymphs of Mystery Mountain (2002) poster
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Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

Another in the interminable softcore Blair Witch parodies with a group of minimally talented and clothed bimbos wandering around the woods and failing to take proceedings seriously

The Block Island Sound (2020)

The Block Island Sound (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Happenings in a Bay

An enigmatic and undeniably effective film about mysterious happenings where those who journey into a bay start to be affected in disturbing ways

Communion (1989)

Communion (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alien Abduction/"True Story"

Film adaptation of writer Whitley Strieber’s true-life claims to have been abducted by aliens. I am not sure if the film convinces us of Strieber’s claims but what is interesting is the thoughtful way it examines the phenomenon

Extraterrestrial (2014)

Extraterrestrial (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Aliens Attack in the Backwoods

Group of twentysomethings go to a cabin in the woods, are abducted and attacked by E.T.s. I wanted to like this but there is something generic and interchangeable about everything that is happening

Fire in the Sky (1993)

Fire in the Sky (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Abduction/"True Story"

Film based on a true-life claim about a supposed alien abduction. This probably won’t convince anybody who does not already believe but it is undeniably a well-made film, at its most striking when we go aboard the UFO

Flight of the Navigator (1986)

Flight of the Navigator (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien-Abducted Child Returns

Smart and intelligent Disney film where Joey Cramer play a kid who goes missing and reappears some years later unaged, only to realise he has been abducted by aliens and can control a spaceship

The Fourth Kind (2009)

The Fourth Kind (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Abductions/"True Story"

This makes a fictitious claim to be a dramatisation of alien abductions that took place in Alaska. This creates something that is undeniably interesting before shooting itself in the foot by heading into Ancient Astronauts territory

Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster (1964)

Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster (1964) poster
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Monster Bash

The fifth Godzilla film, the point where Godzilla becomes a good guy joining Mothra and Rodan to battle Ghidrah. The best Godzilla film from this period with the effects team operating at the peak of their game

God Told Me To (1976)

God Told Me To (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Messiah/Cult Killings/Alien Abduction & Impregnation

One of the key films in the cult of director Larry Cohen, this throws in a mind-bending mix involving an androgynous alien messiah, random shootings, alien abduction and Catholicism

The Gracefield Incident (2017)

The Gracefield Incident (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
UFO Found Footage Film

We have had a few UFO Found Footage films, most of which are rehashes on The Blair Witch Project with aliens instead of backwoods hauntings. This is one entry that produces a series of eerie jumps

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

A triumphal Marvel Comics adaptations that manages to mainline the spirit of the original Star Wars, while in in its wryly, self-deflating culture savvy suggesting a Star Wars rewritten by a 14 year-old Quentin Tarantino

The Human Race (2013)

The Human Race (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
People Forced to Participate in a Deadly Running Race

Fascinating film about a group of people who are abducted by aliens and forced to run around a course where their heads will explode if they stop or are too slow

Interstellar Wars (2016)

Interstellar Wars (2016) poster
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Alien Invasion/Alien Zombies

Directed by low-budget actress Marlene Mc’Cohen, this is both an alien invasion and a zombie apocalypse film. A film where those involved are making an effort but the skill gap falls well short of the basics, particularly in the story field and budget needed to make a film work

Iron Doors (2010)

Iron Doors (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Imprisonment Thriller/Labyrinth Film

Modest film in which a man wakes up inside a labyrinth of locked rooms and must find a means of escape

Mom and Dad Save the World (1992)

Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Adventures on a Planet of Stupid People Comedy

Films about stupid people are rarely funny – this concerns a whole planet of stupid people. Despite reasonable production values, there is little that raises even a mild smile in this comedic take on Flash Gordon

Monty Python’s The Life of Brian (1979)

Monty Python's The Life of Brian (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Accidental Messiah Absurdist Comedy

The Monty Python team’s finest hour, a wickedly irreverent spoof on Christianity that contains some of their most side-splitting gags

The Night Caller (1965)

The Night Caller (1965) poster
Rating: ★★
Aliens Abduct Models

One of the British sf films that came influenced by the Quatermass series. This has the most ridiculous premise of any alien invasion film – an alien is abducting women from ads for models placed in girlie magazines – but is played with a stone-faced seriousness that defies you to laugh

Phoenix Forgotten (2017)

Phoenix Forgotten (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
UFOs/Found Footage

Film set around the Phoenix Lights, one of the most well-documented modern UFO sightings. Despite being co-produced by Ridley Scott and receiving a theatrical release, this does not seem too different from the standard Found Footage film that novices make for about $2000

Progeny (1998)

Progeny (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Abduction and Impregnation

Horror director Brian Yuzna jumps aboard the alien abduction and impregnation theme that was popular at the time thanks to tv’s The X Files. All of Yuzna’s films have a fascination with sexual perversity so here the emphasis is placed on the impregnation

The Signal (2014)

The Signal (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possible Alien Abductees/Reality Bender

A film ostensibly about alien abductees that has rather pleasurably been construed as a series of wild head-spinning twists that are constantly pulling everything we think we know is going on from under the audience, even if it eventually provides more questions than it ever does answers

The Stranger Within (1974)

The Stranger Within (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Impregnation

TV movie with a script from the great Richard Matheson in which Barbara Eden becomes pregnant and starts to behave strangely. The film seems set to be a copy of Rosemary’s Baby before it is suddenly turns into an alien impregnation film – one of the first on the subject, in fact

Taken (2002)

Taken (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★½
UFOs and Alien Abductions

TV mini-series in ten two-hour parts that deals with UFOs, covering several generations from the 1940s to the present. An interesting take on UFO encounters with the benefit of some phenomenal performances

The Terrornauts (1967)

The Terrornauts (1967) poster
Rating: ★★
Communications from Space

SF effort from the UK’s Amicus Films with an ambitious plot about communication from the stars that manages to prefigure films like Contact and 2001. On the other hand, the film fails is in its pitiful and utterly inadequate special effects

Toomorrow (1970)

Toomorrow (1970) poster
Rating: ★★
Aliens Try to Abduct Rock Band

Film that feels construed to blend 60s rock films post The Beatles and an intergalactic trippiness post 2001: A Space Odyssey where alien try to abduct a rock band. From the producer of the James Bond films and the man who created The Monkees

Undead (2003)

Undead (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Splatter and Alien Abductions

Appealingly quirky homemade zombie film that launched the career of Australia’s Spierig Brothers. The two demonstrate a considerable inventivity when it comes to the visual and makeup effects, which they created all themselves

The Vast of Night (2019)

The Vast of Night (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
UFOs and Alien Abductions in the 1950s

Indie film about UFOs and alien abductions in a small 1950s town. This comes with undeniably eerie effect that heralds a strong new directorial voice. It also has a perfectly realised sense of retro period detail.

V/H/S/2 (2013)

V/H/S/2 (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Sequel to the modest success of V/H/S, an anthology of short Found Footage horror films featuring a different line-up of genre directors. The episodes are competent at best, none standout and mostly forgettable

The Visitor (1979)

The Visitor (1979) poster
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Satan is an Alien/Impregnation

Head-scratchingly strange Italian film that seems made as a crosshatch of 1970s Devil Child films and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Makes no sense in terms of story but worth watching for the bizarreness of its imagery

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975)

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975) poster
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Alien Visitors/Pornographic Film

An adult film about aliens that visit Earth to repopulate their own species and abduct women during sex whereupon they stimulate them with the penises that come out of their mouths