Siesta (1987)
May 22, 2005Deathdream
This directorial debut for Mary Lambert is a stylish but empty-headed erotic mystery that eventually settles for a fantastical twist ending
Mary Lambert
Pet Sematary (1989)
Dec 15, 2005Resurrection of the Dead/Stephen King Adaptation
An okay Stephen King adaptation that does nothing particularly wrong but lacks the impact that has caused people to regard the novel as one of the best of King’s works
Pet Sematary II (1992)
Feb 2, 2001Resurrection of the Dead
Sequel to the 1989 Pet Sematary that reverses the sympathies of the original - now it is a child that resurrects a parent - but this never quite finds the same effectiveness
The In Crowd (2000)
Jul 25, 2000Teen Social Clique Psycho-Thriller
This is sold with the idea of someone slaughtering their way through a bitchy teen clique but the film on show is far tamer than what is promises to be
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
Jul 3, 2007Haunting
The third of the Urban Legend films, unconnected to any of the previous two. This lamely tries to stretch the thin premise out to a story of high school supernatural vengeance
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011)
Jan 31, 2018Giant Animals Amok
The Asylum had hits with Mega Python vs Giant Shark and Mega Piranha, both featuring former teen pop stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany as the leads. This pits both Tiffany and Debbie together in an epic bitch-fight against the backdrop of clashing giant animals with rather entertaining results