Masters of the Universe (1987)

Masters of the Universe (1987)
Rating: ★★
May 12, 2004Intergalactic Sword-and-Sorcery
Live-action film based on the Mattel toy line and popular animated tv series, starring Dolph Lundgren as He-Man. Given a Cannon Films corner-cutting budget, it emerges as a cheesily absurd Flash Gordon/Conan the Barbarian knockoff

The Lords of Salem (2012)

The Lords of Salem (2012)
Rating: ★★
May 27, 2013Occult Happenings/Witch's Curse
In this homage to the 1970s occult film, Rob Zombie surprises and aims for something different – he tones back the constant posturing shock effect of his earlier films and creates atmosphere. Eventually though, Zombie creates a film that feels coiled to unleash something bad but falters at ever opening the box

31 (2016)

31 (2016)
Rating: ★★
Sep 25, 2016Human Hunting Survival Game
Rob Zombie featuring people abducted and forced to play in a deathsport game. This is largely a re-run of House of 1000 Corpses, while both films in turn draw heavily on The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. As always, Rob Zombie has a following but also switches large swathes of his audience off

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017)

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017)
Rating: ★★½
Dec 8, 2017Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes
The Teen Titans get their first solo film in the DC Universe Original Animated Movies. A reasonable adventure based on a classic comic title that works with a good story and characterisation, even if some of it has an adult flavour that makes you wonder who the audience is

Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)

Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)
Rating: ★★½
Dec 17, 2017Monster Movie
Having been promised for a long time, this is the third of Victor Salva's Jeepers Creepers films. Filled with the same unworldly jumps and some interesting twists on what has gone before; that said, this is probably also the slightest of the Jeepers Creepers films