Murders Live on the Internetuntraceable-20082008Gregory Hoblit has proven a fine director but this film about a site showing murders live on the internet feels like an hysterical rant about the dangers of the internet masquerading as a thriller
Vampire Romancetwilight-20082008Before the teen idol phenomenon took over, the original in the massively popular Young Adult series works as an earnest romance where all involved are clearly making an effort to play with a conviction
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romancenew-moon-20092009The second of the Twilight films where the moderately grounded original is blown up into the near laughable with the ridiculously over-the-top hyper-sexualised posturing of its male leads
Man at War With His Split Personalityluster-20102010British director Adam Mason has been a rising name of note in recent years. Here he makes a Jekyll and Hyde story with Andrew Howard as a mild-mannered man at war with his own evil half. A good idea that seems to go astray in the film's pandering to the improvisations of the cast
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romanceeclipse-20102010The third of the Twilight films. This extrudes the dramatic irresolution of the last film’s cliffhanger – should Bella marry Edward or does she really love Jacob? – with over-padded momentousness
Adult Fairytalered-riding-hood-20112011Catherine Hardwcke's adapts the fairytale as a dark adult fantasy where there has been the clear intention to pitch it to Twilight audiences but the results are surprisingly good
Occult Car Chase Filmdrive-angry-3d-20112011Essentially a supernatural version of a 1970s car chase movie with Nicolas Cage as a motorist who has escaped from Hell to settle a score. This makes a play for the trashy and absurd and comes out all the more entertaining for it
Nov 20, 2011Twilight Sequel/Vampire Marriage and Pregnancy
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Marriage and Pregnancybreaking-dawn-part-1-20112011The point where the Twilight series collapses under its pretensions and draws every detail of its wedding out for an excruciating hour. A series that has been all about preaching chastity then segues into Right to Life advocacy
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romancebreaking-dawn-part-two-20122012Perhaps the best thing about this is that the Twilight saga is finally ended. This provides a moderately spectacular showdown but also wraps its plotlines up with absurd deus ex machina wimp outs and an infuriating twist ending
Creature Lurking in the Darklights-out-20162016The James Wan produced (as opposed to directed) film has always been a dubious prospect. You cannot deny that this does make an audience jump in a number of places – on the other hand, I felt that I'd seen everything before
Comic-Book Superhero/Animationbatman-the-long-halloween-part-one-20212021The first in a two-part adaptation of a classic Batman story, this shows great promise that lifts the DC Universe Original Animated Movies out of the comfortable middle ground they have been drifting through the last few years
Comic-Book Superhero/Animationbatman-the-long-halloween-part-two-20212021The Long Halloween Part One was one of the best DC animated films in some time, now comes the concluding chapter, which alas fails to fulfill the promise that the first film showed