Please Forgive Us for Intruding Upon Your Weekend…

Posted on February 21, 2026 by tengrain

…especially during National Drink Wine With Your Cat Week (which I believe for some of you is every week, AHEM!), but we would be remiss if we did not alert you that our pal Burr Deming is taking the week off at the essential blog Red-State-Blues.

What mischief is Scottie’s Playtime up to today? Rounding-up reactions to the Tariff Ruling from SCOTUS, that’s what!

Cassandra’s Grandson is not to be trifled with —wouldn’t you think by now that the Theocrats

We will of course keep this post on top and fresher posts —if any!— will be below.

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, blog whoring, blogging | 7 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain

H/T Scissorhead Moeman

I know Know KNOW that there is at least one GREAT story behind that sign.

Posted in Great Signs, snark | 1 Comment

Gov. Jeff Landry Commits to the Bit

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain

2-Drink Minimum

It takes a true pro to commit to this sketch:

Damn, he might just pull off a Tuberville!

Posted in 2-drink minimum, 4th Reich | 8 Comments

There Will Always Be A Britain

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain

But there might not always be a United States. As Scissorhead Purplehead says, “why can’t WE to this?”

Indeed.

Posted in 4th Reich, Epstein Class, Epstein Pedo-Files, Hair Füror The Orange 🤡, Jeffrey Epstein, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain

Our Olympic hero Nazgul made the Dogs of the Week!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

Posted in dogs, Palate Cleansers | 3 Comments

Wait. What?

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain

The Miracle of The Orange 🤡 Economy, part infinity.

Billionaire Soy Bean Farmer Scott Bessent

Republicans all morning: “It shouldn’t be up to the courts to decide how we run the country.”

And then…

BASH: Let's start with the big question — will you refund the roughly $134 billion taken by these tariffs?BESSENT: That's not the big question. That's bad framingBASH: Refunds are clearly gonna be up to youBESSENT: No no no. It's not up to me or the administration. It's up to the lower court

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-02-22T14:09:03.500Z

Bessent: “If you peons want your money back, ask the courts.”

My head hurts.

 

Posted in 4th Reich, Tariffs, The Miracle of the The Orange 🤡 Economy, Treasury Sec. Billionaire Soy Bean Farmer Scott Bessent | 7 Comments

The Return of John Barron

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain

“This is an IHOP sir.”

a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope" (John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-02-22T13:45:27.802Z

For those who need a fresher, in his earlier publicity seeking days in NYC, Lord Damp Nut used to pose as his own publicity flack dubbed John Bannon, and call reporters and drop flattering stories about hisself to the gossip pages. They caught on, by the way, and it became it’s own story.

Maybe demented Grandpa Sundowner has forgotten we all know about John Barron or thinks it’s still the ‘80s / ‘90s?

Gotta admit, “Schumer cannot cook a hamburger” is a pretty great line coming from the MacDonalds gourmand.

Posted in Hair Füror The Orange 🤡, People Dumber than Dolphins | 9 Comments

Intruder Shot At Merde-a-Lardo

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain
Meme of Melania looking very distressed talking to someone on a phone. The speech bubble reads, “You hade ONE job!!!"

H/T Scissorhead D-Cap

It happened AGAIN:

“WASHINGTON (AP) — An armed man drove into the secure perimeter of Mar-a-Lago, President Donald Trump’s resort in Palm Beach, Florida, as another vehicle was exiting before being shot and killed early Sunday morning, according to a spokesman for the U.S. Secret Service.”

“The man, who was in his early 20s and from North Carolina, had a gas can and a shotgun, according to Anthony Guglielmi, the spokesman. He had been reported missing by his family a few days ago, and investigators believe he headed south and picked up the shotgun along the way.”

It was one of the rare weekends where Hair Füror stayed in DC.

Posted in Hair Füror The Orange 🤡 | 6 Comments

UPDATED: Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on February 22, 2026 by tengrain

Grandpa Sundowner: “Yippy!”

OK, so let’s start at the top: Hair Fùror —a man who hired Bobby Brainworm to handle healthcare, and who suggest we shove a lightbulb up our butts and inject bleach during the pandemic— is sending a hospital ship to Greenland because: Why Not.

Let’s dive in!

This is totally deranged. Greenlanders are reporting that they have absolutely no idea what the hell Trump is talking about.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-02-22T11:48:37.692Z

We continue:

I can answer this one. The president of the United States is dangerously psychotic and no one in his political party will say it, nor will 95% of American media.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-02-22T12:01:26.118Z

NBC News gives us some backstory:

Trump announced the plan on social media moments before hosting a dinner for Republican governors at the White House, where he sat next to and chatted with Landry.

“Working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It’s on the way!!!” Trump said.

Neither the White House nor Landry’s office responded to queries about the post, whether the ship had been requested by Denmark or Greenland and which sick people needed help. The Department of War had no immediate comment.

Now, if the solution to a problem involves Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry, it must be a really silly problem, and / or a moment to grab some loot.  Landry was —for some unknown reason— the special envoy to Greenland late last year. So the Greenlanders and Danes kinda know in what way Landry is “special.” (Hint: rhymes with “upid”)

A prominent Danish American responds when the White House won’t:

We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-02-22T12:40:41.390Z

A river boat? You mean one of those things with the paddle wheels?

Or do you mean something from “The Cajun Navy”?

MAGA consults the Mystical Ouija Board and knows what’s happening!

You really have to work at being this stupid when obvious facts are readily available. The dipshit MAGA influencer echo chamber in all its glory:

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-02-22T12:51:52.971Z

…and to round things out, Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen responds

Am happy to live in a country where there is free and equal access to health for all. Where it’s not insurances and wealth that determine whether you get proper treatment. You have the same approach in Greenland. Happy Sunday to you all

So… we have a sick sailor getting FREE treatment in Nuuk, Admiral Wanker sending the Cajun Navy to Greenland because our hospital boats are in dry-dock, MAGA seeing this deployment as a brilliant tactical move to take Greenland, and the Danish Prime Minister publicly rubbing Hair Füror’s snout in the mess he’s made.

I can hardly wait for all the Republicans on the Sunday Talkies to deny reading the posts and knowing anything about it. Especially the gubnors.

UPDATE 1:

“Bobby and I are sending the USS Measles to Greenland so they can have freedom freckles too.” — Senile Satan

— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) 2026-02-22T03:08:30.746Z

Posted in 4th Reich, Greenland Is NOT for sale, Hair Füror The Orange 🤡, Healthcare Reform, MAGA | 13 Comments

Great Memes, Cont.

Posted on February 21, 2026 by tengrain

My tank runneth empty; Imma out of fucks.

Who’s with me?

Posted in snark | 13 Comments

Prznint Smash-n-Grab Wants $500B More Because: Reasons

Posted on February 21, 2026 by tengrain

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

Per The WaPo, Cadet Bone Spurs increased the Pentagon Budget by $500B Ameros, but doesn’t have a plan on what to spend it on (and even more likely, why he wanted it):

Trump administration officials have struggled to figure out how to increase U.S. military spending by a whopping $500 billion in their forthcoming budget, slowing the overall White House spending plan, four people familiar with the matter said.

President Donald Trump last month agreed to a roughly 50 percent funding boost sought by Pete Hegseth, the defense secretary, in the White House’s annual budget proposal. The idea ran into internal criticism from several other officials, including White House budget chief Russell Vought, who warned about its potential impact on the widening federal deficit, said the people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to reflect internal deliberations.

Since Trump agreed to the higher number, White House aides and defense officials have run into logistical challenges surrounding where to put the money, because the amount is so large, the people said. The White House is more than two weeks behind its statutory deadline to send its budget proposal to Congress, in part because it is unclear how precisely to spend the additional $500 billion, according to the people familiar with the matter.

…which means they don’t even know what bucket it will go in, and that ought to make for a really fun negotiation in Congress. Sure, some Republicans will roll over, but I cannot see the Freedumb Caucasians’ fiscal hawks going for what looks like a Hic(!)seth  slushy fund. (Margarita Machine and all the ingredients for his office?)

Anyway, it has all the signs of another smash-n-grab, so I assume that there is a The Orange 🤡 Crime Family grift in there somewhere.

Posted in 4th Reich, Hair Füror The Orange 🤡, Sec. of Day Drinking and DUI Hire Pete Hic(!)seth | 4 Comments