"Has no life. Really ought to get one."

"I was dreaming when I wrote this / please forgive me if it goes astray"

"I would miss so many things if not for you. It is both a blessing and a curse." "That's me all over!" "Yep. ;)"

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

"We are the music-makers / And we are the dreamers of dreams / Wandering by lone sea-breakers / And sitting by desolate streams / World-losers and world-forsakers /
On whom the pale moon gleams / Yet we are the movers and shakers / Of the world for ever, it seems."

"Sometimes I wonder if too much Photoshop use causes brain damage." "It's all those virtual paint fumes."

"You're a bit more twisted than I imagined. I think that's a wonderful trait to have."

"If I'm crazy, then it's true / that it's all because of you / and you wouldn't want me any other way"

"Consider this, consider this / the hint of the century / Consider this / the slip that brought me to my knees, failed / What if all these fantasies / come flailing around?"

"Listen, three eyes, don't you try to outweird *me*. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."

Those of you who *think* you know everything are very annoying to those of us that *do*.

"Why are you always so cynical?" "I said. Because it's my *job*."

"Step out the front door like a ghost / into the fog where no one notices / the contrast of white on white / And in between the moon and you / the angels get a better view / of the crumbling difference between wrong and right / I walk in the air between the rain, / through myself and back again / Where? I don't know"

"If making excuses for people becomes an Olympic event any time soon, be ready to pack your bags... because you just qualified."

things
fall
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"What if I were Romeo in black jeans / what if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth / Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with..."

"I'm me. That's all I need to be."